Sup Forums, I just bought this place, but I can't decide what to put on the menu. Any suggestions?

Sup Forums, I just bought this place, but I can't decide what to put on the menu. Any suggestions?

litle kids

The communist manifesto.

Cheese pizza

Extra cheesy pizzas

second this

Pictures of the food. I like it when they have pictures of the food. That way you know what you get and also it looks good!

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Pizza

boogers

Olive oil and garlic sauce, stromboli, and a basil/rosemary/butter spread.

Name it the Clinton Special

sexxx

Podesta special

Hot dogs.
And preteen girls.

Ok so I see for alot of people the cheese is whats important. Interesting. Is this correct? No peperoni or anything? Pineapple?

I see my business failed before it even started. What a shame.

Beer

Just keep the menu simple so you can perfect the items you have on it. After eventually making a profit then you can expand the menu to your liking without decreasing overall food quality and the quality of service.

Mom's spaghetti.

Beer !. Make America great again.