So Sup Forums, what are your guys' favorite/best insults?

So Sup Forums, what are your guys' favorite/best insults?

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My black coworker started making weird noises the other day, kind of like a gorilla (he was just fucking around). I told him that he's starting to sound how he looks

You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if thee instructions were written on the heel

Your so dense that light bends around you

Save your breath for the blowup doll

High speed bitch

Hun

Insults are meh, have to dance around them. Use reverse psychology.

I wish we were better strangers

I like the first one, it's very Shakespearean.

Fedora wearing atheist

go away and take your face for a shit.

die in a fire. Cunt.

Ur mum gay

i'd trade my ass in a black market and still get a better face than yours for it

Kek

Your Ma's your Da.

And your Ma's your Uncle Joe Soap.

And your Da's your Uncle Joe Soap even

"Fucking Trump supporter"

Mother fucking rich faggot unskilled Jew nigger communist whore.

Industrial cock sucker

So, "Trump supporter."

You cockmongling queefburger twatmuffin cumrag shitstain ratfaced faggoid troglodyte nigger

I imagine you get punched in the face a lot.

Eh. I never leave my house so I only get to use it online. I get banned a lot from servers and shit tho

WTF is a "queefburger," you cum gurgling cunt muscle.

You flying fuckwit.

It's ur fukn mum

None of that surprises me.

Dude I'm lurking on Sup Forums on a Friday night. Nuff said.

Cuntmuffin mcniggertron

i wouldn't even rape you

You cock-juggling thunder-cunt

I'd even pull my dog off ya

>Kim Kardashian.
>Fist yourself you cunt.
>You look like Sarah Jessica Parker's kneecap.
>I wouldn't piss in your ass if your shit was on fire.

Well that's a backhanded insult if ever I heard one.

Fuck you, sir. Fuck you.

im against islam, but genital mutilation and a burka would be an improvement on you

im gonna convince your parents to abort you after all

i like calling someone a "chuckle-fuck"

Not intentneded but I'll take the win Sup Forumsrother

Fuck you commie faggot. Go watch your girlfriend fuck tyrone and let the adults talk kiddo

>be me in high school
>have to ride the bus home for 1 hour
>group of niggers always sat in the back of the bus
>bus suddenly stops, its those fucking road workers
>gonna be like 5 minutes and they'll let us get through
>one of the niggers in the back opens his window
>shouts "ayy yall are fuckin up life right now dawg"
> think to my self, this is the greatest fuckin insult of all time, HOW DO U DEFEND URSELF?

YOU ARE FUCKING UP LIFE

I bet you kiss girls faggot

you're like the first piece of bread in the bag. It's the piece that everyone touches, but no one wants.

Work at Wall St. sort of company, started calling a coworker (but she's higher up on the food chain) "my Nubian Princess", after she started calling me her "niggah".

Total respect on both sides, we just liked fucking with people's heads until we both got called into HR. We walked out of that meeting giggling like we were in Jr.High

I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

Griswalds?

you make that one up all by yourself?

Calling someone any sort of farm animal is wonderful, there's nothing they can retort with for the most part.

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I hope to fuck he didn't learn it from somebody else; that would mean there were two of them.

double nigger
dog fucker
me cago en la leche

I'd call you a bitch, but they tend to be euthanized once they become useless. You're still here.

If someone fucks something up or is being a roody poo ask..

Did you go to college?

-They answer Yes- Well you are pretty fucking stupid for someone who went to college.

-They answer No- Well you should go to college because you are pretty fucking stupid.

"you stupid dummy butt"

Hard working nigger. Humble honkey.

/b-tard

Dubs means truth. So the best insult is "you are any sort of farm animal".

"ur gay"

returds , matter foggers , eat a handfull butt butter and wank me a river !

my greation by battlefield playing lol

>I'd beat you silly but you're already there.
>still trying to prove the Dunning-Kreuger effect, eh?

I love calling people cumrags/cumstains
For example
"You fucking autistic cumrag/cumstain"

Did your mother do a lot of recreational drugs when she was pregnant?

Wtf are you trying to say?

Dickwad

Even a woodpecker can use its head. Why can't you?

I don't get it. why would I want to use a woodpeckers head? You really are some sort of farm animal.

No him, but yes she did. I came out all psychedelic.

Party on, wayne.

hey dude i bet you kiss girls fag

Yes, I'm an old goat and I'm fixin to head butt a butt head. (you)

Well, I am a decent english man, so I rarely curse.
My favourites would be either you cunt or you cow.

you matter fogger ! in games = insulting bots , you insult = kick/ ban = returd and not retard , retard = kick , and nad and you returd

Look yourself in the mirror, asshole.

That one is more cringe worthy than an insult.

Acid? I'm going with Mom was into acid. Maybe shrooms, but I'm leaning towards acid.

um. what?
It looks like you are trying to do some math, but you forgot to include any numbers.

lol

wank me a river . your mother have a acid pussy and now you have after birth a freddy krueger face haha feel it LOOOSER

math ? MATH ?

penis + anus = snickers ! this is math

looser

Youre such a farm animal

That really hurt

you butt butter face , i like animal genitals ! i m pRo !

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That's what she said.

>go back to your country.
not the best but my favorite one for sure.

I'm from fucking St Paul, bitch

im pRo ! i bleach my anus with a chainsaw ! ja i feel it

> (You)math ? MATH ?penis + anus = snickers ! this is math looser


(I guess I would take your insults more seriously if you were spelling it right)

I quite like 'slag'

I don't think you're quite ready for this thread. You might want to try redit

Do u EVEN suck cocks faggot?

you look like you eat sand

lol

good for you user

english sucks ! i hate english ! english have only 20 words ! watch my watch

english is anus , as ass assault assassin , but butt butter , ja very anus

Mouthbreathing ethics

ya hoor

i can reddit your anus with my 40x8 meteor hammer penis bääm bitch

So, what you're trying to say is you like ass?

unless you're black

i love asses , i will access to your ass

I don't get why you're so determined to get attention for insulting Trump

Nobody cares