ITT:
> We all live in the same house
ITT:
David Rodriguez
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Luke Morris
Who set up the spycam in the shower again?
Ryan Thomas
I call the sex dungeon.
Jack Perez
Hey guys I hope u don't mind me running a chopsaw all night lel
Evan Williams
I didn't urinate in the fridge guys, I swear!
Austin Ramirez
sorry, you're sister is just too tempting...
Why is my dildo covered in ketchup though...? AGAIN...
Bentley Hill
i'm really having a problem with user. i'm fixing myself a bagel with peanut butter and i'm really getting into this... i mean i'm hungry and i really want to do this.
he walks right by me, puts his finger in the peanut butter... just licks it and goes on! that was the same hand that he was wiping on his shirt because he got -- you know, snot all over it.
Nathaniel Clark
Who keeps spilling the chocolate milk?
Nathan Powell
which one of you fuckers stole my sisters underwear?!
Oliver Scott
who let the jews escape from the basement?
Asher Murphy
Get the fuck out of my room I'm trying to jerk off to this trap!
Benjamin Murphy
It's only 15 seconds:
vimeo.com
Jason Cooper
not worth it
Austin Butler
Oh man I'm sooo fucking sorry the hooker i brought home liked the smack and was a smoker...she'll be kinda missed
Luke Russell
Just like your mother giving birth to you ayy lmao
Jordan Cox
you got me!
Jayden Ramirez
also someone just slashed your tires and poured tar over your windshield in the driveway.
Brody Moore
Hi everyone, this is Gem-all, you don't pronounce the hyphen, I'll be raising him for his mom, Dashana, spelled -ana, I'm hoping if I get him through highschool she might go out with me... hay, who spilled the god-damned chocolate milk?
Charles Brooks
yea, me neither guys
>(piss buddies 4 life, user)
Daniel Bennett
why would you burn down the wrong house?
Robert Gutierrez
are you talking about me you dweeb?
how bout you put some peanut butter on your cock next time so i can lick it from there? yea i bet you'd like that, you faggot
Austin Diaz
that fucking does it. i'm drawing a line WITH THIS CHALK right down the center of this house!
THE FUCKING BATHROOM IS ON MY SIDE ENJOY THE FUCKING YARD user
John Perez
NOBODY PANIC!!!
Zeus, my pet king cobra, got out of his box. If you see him REMAIN PERFECTLY STILL.
Whatever you do, DON'T blink.
And remember, he's more afraid of you than you are of him!!
Aiden Morris
Just got home, why is everybody dead???
Ayden Jackson
hey guys, i just meet this girl at the bar, she's really tired though, that's why she's asleep, could you help me get her to my bed so we can... sleep
thanks guys, you can go now, we don't need anything else, just leave us alone so we can sleep
Alexander Wright
house wide an hero party, we live streamed and everything, sorry you missed it
Elijah Flores
I will, thank you! The kitchen is on my side, smart-ass
Josiah Hall
...
Thomas Cox
look what i can do!!!!
John Watson
Phew! Thought Zeus might have panicked.
Jose Perry
Whose smut is this
Oh yeah its fakkus
Oliver Martinez
heroin i guess....i'm a fucking menace apparently
Joshua Stewart
last two digits determine your autism level in this house
i'll obviously 63% I'm so sure of it. All you all just a bunch of pretenders.
Jayden Turner
FUCK guys, I left the dinner in the oven, shits on fire, wat do?????
Brayden Lee
Fuck that! The sausage fest semen shed.
Dylan Perry
The Degenerate Inn.