This is an ask thread. Call upon the wisdom of the 8 ball and ask anything you wish

This is an ask thread. Call upon the wisdom of the 8 ball and ask anything you wish.

Can I trust this 8 ball?

is elli single

Should I text her?

should i an hero

Is the illuminati real?

Is my life a crap?

Am I a good person?

Is Riley willing to date me?

Will I pass that fucking math class?

Should I kill myself?

Will she tell me "yes" tomorrow at the restaurant?

Should I kill myself?

Does she want me to leave her alone?

Will I ever be rich

do i have aa big penis

eleno se la come ?

Will she contact me ever again?

eleno se la come

Should I rape her?

does she like me?

Should i jerk off with a DIY tutorial?

Why does my penis slope left?

Well then, oh wise 8 ball, does she want the 'D'?

Should I give up on her?

Holy fuck, I'll take that as a yes

Should i rape a honeycomb?

Give me a real answer, does she desire the 'd'?

Does she like me?

Does she like me?

Should i rape my hamster?

Is Kek more than a meme?

THE BALL TOLD IT

Will I be the first?

Should i text her

Does this ball tell the truth?

Will I be financially free?

Does this ball tell only lies?