Would you, for 100 dollars ?

would you, for 100 dollars ?

Id do it for free

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No you wouldn't

stop trying to pimp out your mom faggot

You'd have to pay her to fuck me, that's how much of a degenerate I am, 41, bald, live with mom, 340lbs...am killing myself when my mom dies

Do what?

give her a good dicking

she might want you to go down on her too

Only if my life depended on it...then I would eat that shit like a McDonalds hamburger

Do I get Viagra?

...

Same, well, im 22 and not ugly. But my depression wont let me do anything. Im also planning on kill myself when my parents die

One day we can sleep forever

Add at least 3 zeros to that and I will do it. Condom on.

I want someone to kill me for £110.
Literally.
I have £110 give or take a few quid (It's probably closer to £120)... I'll give it to ANYONE that kills me right now.
No jokes.
No nothing.
Please just someone shoot me in the face.

If you need it sure

I can smell that jus by looking at it

I prefer you shoot me

I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole

Ok man...just PayPal me cash..I will then find I and shoot in face...quick and easy boss.

Those thoughts you think will go away one day only get worse the older you get

I'd do it for free. 36 year old kissless virgin here

>would you, for 100 dollars ?

I've butchered animals for friends and family over the years and never charged a penny, I'd probably clean her for $50.

a cmon man dont say that, i love ya

Dub quads

only if
>I can be at least 7/10 drunk
>no one ever finds out
>i only have to fuck her (no eating out) and can wear a condom
>cold hard cash right after I do it

if those terms are met then yeah

Contact [email protected] they'll set you straight there, I mean I want to kms less now so w/e

3 mins to fuck and i get money, shit ill do it

You really don't want that to be your first.
You're better off fapping for the rest of your life

Meh I've done worse

wonder if she would take 80?

Looks like she put out a camp fire by sitting on it. WTF? Seriously why that turd baler look like that?

just.. how??

greentext?

I'd pay for pics

screw condom, use body suit, bro.

fuck yeah, but where am I going to come up with the $100

I can't think of a sufficient amount. There lies chaos.