Sup Forums Makes a Song!

Sup Forums Makes a Song!
S O N G T H R E A D with Analog By Nature
Whatever you post, we will put into the track.
>Dubs get Chorus
>Trips names the Song
>Post ending 69 gets the sexy intro
If you post a link to a vocaroo recording of yourself, you will be in the song, guaranteed.
LETS DO THIS - SONG NUMBER 49 FUCKERS! HOW LONG WILL THIS GO ON?

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youtube.com/watch?v=mzgWe7Hfzgs&list=PL4PC99FxpUZJOIvYOaHKpf2diboB7pCm3
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Instrumental is all go. Just waiting for you, user.
Where you at, good sir?

You're twenty minutes early.

Hey! Guess what!?!?! DUBS!

Not today!

oh yeah? ha
all high an' shit.

lol clicking street signs on this captcha like what the fuck am I doing

Do you guys have a playlist specifically of the songs you made here?

If not, you should consider making one.

truthdubs

This chorus chirps like birds in a bathtub

They sure as hell do!
youtube.com/watch?v=mzgWe7Hfzgs&list=PL4PC99FxpUZJOIvYOaHKpf2diboB7pCm3

wrong pic, sorry.

As a matter of fact, we do! Here it is:

youtube.com/watch?v=mzgWe7Hfzgs&list=PL4PC99FxpUZJOIvYOaHKpf2diboB7pCm3

Huh.
That's interesting.

it's okay I'm high.

see? I did this shit
after this nice gent posted this
but that nice gent is you, so now I'm only proving I am high.

This is Léo Major, the one man wrecking crew of World War II.

During D-Day, he captured a highly armoured German vehicle, a Hanomag, which contained super secret Nazi codes and communication equipment.
A few days later, during a conflict with an SS patrol group (which he killed), one of them managed to light a phosphorous grenade and send molten hot metal flying at his face, resulting in him losing his left eye. He was told by his superior officers that he should go home, but insisted that since he had one eye, he could still scout and still aim down a scope. He also said he "Looked like a pirate". (he actually said that, it's awesome)

During the Battle of the Scheldt, also in 1944, he managed to single handedly capture 93 german soldiers. NINETY FUCKING THREE GERMAN GUYS SURRENDERED TO HIM. A LONE CANADIAN.

Safe to say, if you bring back nearly 100 prisoners back by yourself, you're getting the one of the highest medal the military can give. In this case, it was the Distinguished Conduct Medal, or DCM for short. You know what this PRIVATE (yes, he was a private while doing all that) did to the officer giving the medal to him? Major basically told him to go fuck himself because he led the Canadian part of D-Day, which was basically shit, that resulted in lots of allied deaths.

And Major wasn't kicked out of the military.

Fast forward to February, 1945, in the Netherlands, and he's loading corpses into the back of a carrier. After he's done, he hops in the back of a truck with his buddies and starts heading back to base.
This is Léo-Fucking-Major we're talking about, so ofcourse the truck hits a landmine. And he breaks four of his ribs, his back in 3 places, and both his ankles.
He then hitched a ride to Nijmegen (still in the Netherlands), where he had previously met a family there who let him chill for a month.
(cont.)

After healing for a month, he went back to his unit and began doing military shit again.

That same year he broke more bones in a minute than most people break in their lives, he volunteered with his best-bro William Arsenault (who was a complete lumberjack canadian commando) to scout out the dutch city of Zwolle, which was currently under German occupation.

Major and Arsenault went around the perimeter of the city in the dark, but Arsenault was unfortunately sniped by a German fuck-bag.

This set Major off on one of the most badass and horrifyingly great blood-lust fueled rages in recorded history. (No fucking joke)

He grabbed machine guns, shotguns, pistols, submachine guns, assault rifles, grenades, and knives. He marched right into the fucking city all alone and started shooting shit up like Columbine for Nazis.

He set fire to the city, he shot so many fucking germans, no one knows the exact number.

He charged in there and ripped the fucking city apart, one Nazi at a time, making sure no German was going to go pants-un-shat in.

When morning came, the entire German forces retreated from this one guy.
One.

When asked about what they thought was happening, most German soldiers who were positioned there that night replied "I thought the Canadian Army had arrived."

Major went on to survive the war and live until 2008, when he died in Quebec.

So one disabled guy captures a hundred nazis, secret axis codes, and liberates an entire city of Nazi occupation.
By himself.

So next time you hear someone say "Canadians are pussies and can't fight.", just remember that we're nice by choice.

Just shoot me quickly, suckers

So, now that you've read that, does anyone want me to write some more shit about some other badass people?
I'll do anyone.
Nazi, Japanese, Black, Jew, Polish, from 11th century hungary...
No criteria, just if you know someone from the past that's absolutely fucking badass and you want someone to write something good about them.

Farmin' yuns of the un variety.

Doomguy
>noclip
>godmode

EVERYONE POST YOUR ANGERIEST PICTURES

From the past, meaning someone who actually existed.

Or someone who's still alive.

install gentoo

AM SO ANGERY

antifa rapes babies

I know I'm just sayin that guy was like real life doomguy
multiple inventory
multiple kills
multiple injuries
took on all of germany, wolfenstein, eventually he woulda took out mars
just sayin

niggers tongue my anus

Yeah, I can see what you mean, now.

plus he woke AF.

When we was interviewed in like 2005, he said that the Iraq war and war on terror was an invasion.

***DUBS***

You know what, I would feel honoured if I were to marry .
I'm bi, so there is no way I can be disappointed.

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I only found it as something of never be until me is under dwiddler tree of tun tune tan a lastic cack

reroll a molla jole

DUBSES

spooce

then a schlami shows and and he spits on it then
he rubs it.

This is a great start user, keep it coming, bump to page 1.

What are you doing
God, please get me out of here
Please, just let me die.

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Fake news folks, sad!

He spoke to an officer in Zwolle and got him to retreat by telling him that an artillery strike was coming to level the town, he took a bunch of prisoners 70-100 in small groups but there is no mention of numerous casualties, he killed only 4 officers confirmed.
What is a fantastic story of heroism has been diluted user by the bits you added;

>He grabbed machine guns, shotguns, pistols, submachine guns, assault rifles, grenades, and knives.

What you should have mentioned, aside from this incredible achievement, is that he won a second Distinguished Service Medal in Korea, this was for a feat of Balls out glory to match the first.

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Why don't you just shut the fuck up?

Apologies, I was sleep deprived and just a bit drunk while writing it.
I will correct it.
Thanks!

You mean make some extra shit up about them?

Nah, there's enough bullshit on here without you exaggerating some real heroes exploits, leave them be and let them be remembered for what they really did.

Leo Major was a hero, but you added too much to the story.

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I wonder why there's a song playing on the catalog.

whetaver it is it sucks

How accurate.

some weird jew shit I'm guessing.

refer to my post One of us is being a bit of a dick here.
Sure as hell isn't me.

good goy

FUCK OFF JUST FUCK OFF WITH YOUR SHITTY SJW PANDERING MEMEGAME
YOU DONT FUCKING BELONG HERE THIS IS FUCKING PURE UNDISTILLED TUMBLR MATERIAL
SO WHY DONT YOU FAGGOTS GO BACK TO THE SHITHOLE YOU CAME FROM AND CONTINUE TO LIVE IN YOUR DELUDED FANTASYWORLD WHERE UNDERTALE IS ANYTHING MORE THAN A SHITTY BORING RPG MAKER GAME RIDING ON FALSE NOSTALGIA WITH LE EPIC RANDOM LE REDDITFACE CHARACTERS UNDER THE PRETENCE OF THEM BEING 'INTERESTING' AND 'QUIRKY' BUT ITS NOTHING MORE THAN 12Y OLD 9GAG HUMOR DELUDING ITSELF TO BE DEEP AND ENLIGHTENING LIKE THOSE FUCKING FACEBOOK KIDDIES WITH THEIR PHILOSOPHICAL QUOTES FROM THE FIRST RESULT ON GOOGLE SEARCH
NONE OF THAT THAT BELONGS ON Sup Forums SO JUST FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT

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Huh, that's actually pretty neat!

poképorn is the best shit to jack off to

I've seen that picture five times in these threads, so far.
I've never once posted the same meme twice in these threads.
GET ON MY LEVEL.

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swimming pool

Word that is usually used in a scenario in which the person in question is greeting another person they know, otherwise known as acquaintances or friends. The specific job in question was done above average!
Somebody saved my edit, I'm proud.

***DUBS***

I just want some heckin dubs

delete your motor

Fuck off.
These dubs are MINE

what dubs?

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ooters m8s

still no dubs mate

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nah

how will we log onto the internet after marxists take over the world?

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There are a couple of refugee muslim kids at my brothers high school.
I had a dream about where I went into his school in a full suit of armour and started butchering them.

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yeah, but check THESE digits

Ha, compared to the shit I jack off to, that is a socially acceptable picture you have.

Fucking normie.

fuck, 3 off.

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This time I swear I will get repeating digits!

Tu are a faguette.

pointed downwards towards

I'm going to be honest here, I just want a place in the song.

***DUBS***

Where are you on this iceberg chart?

I often wonder
What's the purpose of it all?

Ay papi put it in

between degenerate and irredeemable

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Sometimes I put sugar in my asshole and let ants in to bite the itchy parts.

Well that's one less Latino in my neighborhood!

Niggers

oh, upon re-reading, I also fall into one single piece of fallen.

I haven't been on Sup Forums in a dog week. What did I miss?

That's it?

Do post the worst thing you have.

No.

>dog week
Elaborate

Roll to see which Pepper you are

Why not?

classic red pepper roll

You know how dogs live a long shorter than humans, so we sometimes say that dogs live in "Dog years"?

A dog year goes by a lot faster. Apparently, seven times as fast.
So, he basically said that he hasn't been here in a dog week (1 week = 7 days, divided by 7, =1 day.)

(he hasn't been on here since yesterday)