What is the whitest movie ever? Not in terms of casting but rather in terms of content

What is the whitest movie ever? Not in terms of casting but rather in terms of content.

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the comedy

Those with posters that look like this

The breakfast club

Mean Girls

Triumph of the Will

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Pootie Tang

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Lord of the Rings

How did they get away with it?

>implying white people reproduce at all

This tbqhwy. Any quirky indie comedy made from about 2004 to 2011.

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The Duplass Brothers

specifically Jeff Who Lives at home

special mention: Everybody's Fine with Robert Deniro. It's in the same wheelhouse.

The Big Chill

American Beauty

quick Sup Forums, give me the blackest photo ever

>Fucking quirky post romantic display of affection via lots of tic tacs

Jesus

Just say mumblecore as a whole
Mumblecore is what happens when smug untalented narcissistic whites make movies for masturbation

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Literally The Lord of the Rings in terms of casting and content

Napoleon Dynamite

Lost In Translation

It's great though.

master and commander

This is pretty white. Not by mere chance it's a beautiful masterpiece.

What are you talking about, most of the cast were Turks

zulu

>Kike on the cover
Nope.

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fucking kek it looks exactly like

>Steve Martin produced Tom Welling and Hilary Duff
Fucking elite sperm.

someone should photoshop this to be exactly the same but all of the kids are black

No shit.

all moives by wes anderson

i actually feel uncomfortable watching them

hurr

This shit.

This combines all the Hipster whiteness with all the Pseudo-intellectual Whiteness

YOU'RE GONNA GETTA NO NO TIP

>Black
>Father

>tfw white

It bothers me that they aren't mirrored

I can assure you with 100% certainty that not a single non-white individual enjoys It's Such a Beautiful Day.

What a pile of shit
How this movie rated so high is beyond me

a movie where no one steals anything or kills anyone

Glengarry Glen Ross

100% white male cast and a subject matter that non-whites just wouldn't understand.

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How Green Was My Valley

So... photoshop Steve Martin out as well

OOOOOOGA BOOOOOGA

I did.
What's so white about it?

American Pie

>little white mouse as the hero
>villain is a big black cat

How did they getaway with this?

>I broke up with my gf 2 nights after seeing it in theatres
Don't know why I waited

This lazy bitch is seriously triggering me

I love mumblecore but it's white as fuck.

>that "sideways single leg raise" pose white girls always do to make their ass look bigger

>I love mumblecore
Ironically kill yourself

No ass

Woody Allen's Interiors

It took a Jew to make the ultimate WASP movie

beat it, nigger

The films of wes anderson

cracka

The guy in green and girl in purple and white are much farther than the 3 other side so red line girl has to bend over to get more reach.

Nebraska

Lord of the Rings. Black people will never understand any of the themes.

>but
>implying white as fuck is bad

Metropolitan

If there was a nigger in the film he would have stabbed Frodo and took the ring and tried to pawn it.

White culture is so bland and unremarkable, no wonder BLACKED is such a popular website.

The Orcs were niggers.

YG's Blame It On The Streets told the same story in 1/12 the time.

Thanks for proving my point.

To be fair, Juno is the OG big Indie movie, so everything that matches the parody poster is derivative of Juno.

Unless your idea of a theme is cinematic runtime you're full of shit.

The show GIRLS

It's not even that bad, it's just so fucking white. It may as well be set in some alternate universe where all the ethnic people of America have been eradicated

>Taiquon Washington has had 12 different children with 12 different women
>a judge sentences him to take care of all 12 or pay 1.3 million dollars in child support
>this summer its going to be
>CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN

i dont like niggers

Keep digging.

Its gotta be Master and Commander : the far side of the world

>Thank You For Smoking

Fuck, I haven't thought of that movie in years. I remember it being pretty good.

Any serious or dramatic movie. You realize this best in ones that have single black actors in them, since those always play the part of comic relief in such movies, deliberately or not. Blacks look and act too unrefined to be taken seriously as rational humans.

>this movie expected me to buy that tom welling was a social outcast who got bullied by the popular kids

Not an argument. :^)

>one chance at life
>be born black
Why has God meme'd on me

Boyhood was so white I thought it had to be satire.

>implying a brother isn't the costar of Sup Forums's favorite movie

Would watch.

>white because it implies they're comfortable around water and can swim.

its because she's too short, her and purple trunks girl should have switched.

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>spends the rest of the movie with Samuel L. "I'm the blackest motherfucker ever" Jackson as his partner

Good shop lad but everyone knows sam raimi didn't make diehard.

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I wish there was something like Rifftrax where three hood niggers had to watch really white movies and shows.

Stuart Little

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This would be better than Rifftrax in every way imaginable.

This shit and The Notebook

British rom-coms.