Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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youtube.com/watch?v=zJy4T_ssdQU
youtube.com/watch?v=BnC-cpUCdns
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Is Hanako a boss?

youtu.be/2fYbp27-xWk

Yuuki
Luckily i was able to dodge those, what kept getting me was the slam attacks.

Tomo
What tier is it now? Haven't been feeling into it or busy with other games? Annoying how?

Juvia
> Dubs
> Alright fine...just one more little squeeze then i'll get out~ Squish~
> That look, so cute...
Yes it did, you'd even post sexier pics to show off that beautiful body so i'd compliment you even more.
Yeah, but i might have sunday off though.

Maybe. I should be going to sleep though.

If 3 people worship me in some way before 3 people kiss me goodnight I shall.

Also I need to pee

I just waited until he did that super long, drawn out ice attack, then just killed him from the back

Indeed she is.
>

>not being in a mech suit
Please

Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
tomo
For what system?
>keep your hands off you stupid pervert!
>shut up shut up shut up!
>
No i would not! This all apart of your perverted fantasy!
At least that's one day.

7. Just been going hard on tanks. You will see

The ps4

please enter doggo for me

Kissing my feet would count as an act of worshi *hint hint*

Claimed

welp its 08 here i just got off shift so thats all for me its been fun
>my favorite pic i have of him

*worships u internally*

>him

Entered (if it happens)

Thanks. I'd prefer a more external form of worship though

...

bingo

(Yuuki)
You'd need a case of Keystone to feel any sort of buzz, Natty is low, but you could go worse . Bud light is okay, but not bad in really hot weather.

Milwaukee's Best/Beast is barely palatable cold, and quickly gets worse once it goes beyond ice cold.

(Juvia)
That's a pretty good choice too, watch anything good as of late?

...

Yo does darvan come to these things?

is there any other way? i dont like the taste of feet

I have a buddy who swears up and down by Milwaukee's, and I just don't get how he can stomach it

I tried to roll past all his attacks and get a few hits in.
>Mech suit
> Not a bipedal walking nuclear equipped tank
Pfft.


> But they're so lovely i cant help it...
> More cute blushing~
But you did! Nope it;s a part of my perverted reality.
Speaking of...i believe you owe me a few pics~
Yeah.

You could blow raspberries on my tummy as tribute I guess

Waifu yuuki = new Waifu();

merchant.stealWaifu(yuuki);

if (yuuki.isStolen == true)
{
return "Oy vey";
}

Oy Vey it's my lucky day heh heh heh

best waifu

That;s not too far then. Well i'm about there again, wish me luck.

Second best: Tomoko has already been claimed.

claiman

im not socially awkward enough to like her

Or blue or clobbert or TP or fucking soto or that Lorry weirdo?

Sounds like a good time
You know what else would make for a good time?
I've been watching Watamote currently. I just finished is this a zombie? A few days ago
>dubs
>i don't care get out!
>shut up! Stupid stupid stupid!
It's not a reality when it's in your head!
I-i don't know what you're talking a-about
>

...

stop posting this fucking picture she's not even proportionately correct she has fucking t-rex arms

It's about 100k xp. That's a while. Luck. A bottle of whisky

Saber claimed

Cleaver, but not this time

Boi, get a full Gundam!

I had to do a double take when I read that, I guess to each their own, but damn. I couldn't drink more than a couple of cans, even with pizza to gloss over the bad flavor.

Nice, what did you think of Korean Zombie Death Car?

Probably a good idea to let the electric mouse sleep.

> Alright alright, i'm out... It felt so nice~
> So cute i just want to hug you~
It wasn't in my head though, it happened right here.
Oh of course you do, you said that you owe me two right before you went to bed. I'd like to cash them in now please~


Shit that's quite a bit. Alright here i go...


Pfft Gundams, more like weeb mobiles~

Yeah that's about 2 months if I don't fast track it. Tell me what you think.

What about Zoids?

Yeah, and I mean he's a pretty big alcoholic, but even still he has like no taste whatsoever

What about Noids?

*motorboats your tummy and tongues your belly button*

Nope
Try again
It was pretty good. Definitely funny. Reminded me of high school DxD but better.
>shut up!
>keep your hands off me you perv!
That never happened! I would never accept compliments from. That's almost as obscure as me saying something like "oh hanako i missed you so much~"
Fine but i still want to see the ones i asked for yesterday. What do you want to see
...stupid pervert

A bottle of vodka?

Oh good lawd brb drink.

Well that was a mildly annoying gag.

*giggles* thank you user, but the deal's off now. I've come down from my power high and now wish only for sleep

Really? Shit i was thinking a few weeks. Not a gaint my ass...
What's a zoid...?

> It was so warm and soft, like i was in heaven~
> But i just wanted a hug, nothing perverted...
Oh you sure accepted them~ You may not say that, but you think it~
Of course, i believe i know which one you wanted now. First Juvia pleasuring herself, and that titjob pic for the second one~
...Cute pervert~

Too much alcohol kills taste buds I guess. It's only good as a last resort option and there's plenty of other cheap options out there.

Nice, I'll have to add it to the ever growing backlog. The good thing about that is I'll always have something to watch whenever I get away from the vidya and other stuff.

I remember the Noid as a kid. Both the commercials and that piece of crap NES game.

oh that is almost something worst daughter would say

>roses are red
>violets are blue
お前はもう
死んでいる

rifk

youtube.com/watch?v=zJy4T_ssdQU

Dude, Zoids was the shit! They're mechs in the shape of animals!

I guess, but to say it's the best is a bit...wrong

Hope it's a good one man. What caused it? Well 700 is an average win. I win about half my games. If I can only stand 3 games in the thing a day and get 400 xp on a loss with one win bring about 1500. That's still going to take a bit

I regret nothing, have pleasant dreams best hgfu

Nope
One more guess
>stop talking about it!
>says the pervert
I do not! I think you're a Filthy pervert!
You got one of the two i was looking for.
Ok here's one
>
Did you want the same pic or a different one for the other one.
I am not a pervert!
Yeah. I mean i have a list but i rarely follow it. Like i planned on watching Watamote at least 4 or 5 months ago and I'm just now getting to it because i watch a bunch of random shows like high school DxD. What can i say, i like Ecchi animes

ARE YOU BLUE?

It is like a recurring oh wait where the fuck is tp?

I agree, if that's the best Milwaukee has to offer...I guess that's why they're considered flyover country. I'll take a local bratwurst or cheese curds, but not that particular beer.

It's almost killing my buzz thinking about it.

Hey, nothing wrong with that, you enjoy whatever you want. I don't mind one as a change of pace. Fantasy, mecha, and comedy would probably be my top three categories.

Well, let's change topics! Up to anything tonight?

That sounds pretty fuckin sweet actually.

You got it pretty mapped out. Yeah, even if you got 2000 a day it would still take just under 2 months. Alright i guess that wasn't an actual boss.
> But why, i just want you to know how nice it was~
> I'm serious, i had no perverted intentions, i just wanted a hug that time.
That you enjoy talking to and miss when i get one late~
Now i just need to find it again..
Ahh yes, so lewd~
A different one please.
Not even a little bit perverted?

A bottle of vodka with a friend.
What?

*kisses on cheek*
Thank you user

It was an old anime from the late 90's. My brother and I used to watch it every morning before school

youtube.com/watch?v=BnC-cpUCdns

It would be a while for sure. It wasnt.

Did you watch yu yu hakashu too?

I really need to git gud at MWO again.

Nah my friend used to use that avatar blue1 kooonn rifk.

You guys seems like post everything avatar threads.

my imperialist space amazon can't possibly be this cute

I did, but I wouldn't be able to tell you anything about it

Right now, nothing in particular. Now that the booze has settled in, I might rest soon and sleep like a stone. Earlier was a mixed bag- chatting with some folks and checking ingredients/recipes ahead of a grocery run tomorrow. I thought about vidya, but then got sidetracked by alcohol.

>Outlaw Star
Now I feel like hopping in the anime time machine and watching something out the vault.

I wouldnt know. Ehh I guess so.

Honestly comedy is probably my top category. I can probably count on one hand how may non comedy animes I've watched.
Fantasy is a good one too. Mecha is alright if it's done right.
>i don't care you pervert!
>I'm not falling for your perverted tricks this time
I never miss you! That's a completely factless assumption.
P-please?~
S-shut up...
Alrighty
>
No not at all. Then I'd have to be associated with you.
You were close
The answer we were looking for was posting lewds
Which you should do

Yeah. Also I am kinda loaded. All things in time.

Why? You seem to be posting plenty.
Uh ok then

I was going to play For Honor but we ended up playing Rocket League. I ended the same rank as when I started, so not a good or bad night!

Hello everyone, finally back from the dead edition!

Yeah, in that sense it's like movies, you have particular types you prefer, plenty of things you wouldn't really bother with unless they were that good or found a way to interest you into watching them.

The nice thing about anime now is that there's something for everyone since it's a lot more accessible. Beats the hell out of subbed VHS.

Yeah, some nights just end like that- right where you started. I'd run into the same sort of thing with Smash or Street Fighter online- you go on a nice run, but then you hit a slump that puts you right back where you started.

gag as in joke, as in the noise that Sup Forums is making.

Oh. Ok.

I think i remember seeing a little of it now that i think about it.
> Late 90's
Where does the time go...


Well you have it to look forward to. Yeah just a couple giants in like a sewer or something. Ah well, that;s enough of that for now, i'll try again tomorrow.

> Not even in the slightest~?
> B-but i wasn't trying to trick you! You just looked so cute i wanted to hug you..
I would say it was an educated guess, but you've already confirmed it~
Of course~ It was this one right?
>
> Oh my, that look of pleasure..those big soft breasts..the teasing image cutting off right before it shows where her hand is at..WEW!~
But you already are associated with me.

Good morning sweetheart~

As long as it isn't solo standard or standard 3's I'm fine. Just leave my rank alone for those queues and we'll be fine

>my brother turns 25 this year
we were so young, we had our entire lives ahead of us...

That I do. Better luck tomorrow I guess.

Maybe but they're not tomo lewds
Unfortunately
>
Especially with sites like crunchyroll and funmation. Or kissanime if you don't want to pay. Glad i got into anime in the past year or so over being a long-time fan for the most part.
>No! Not one bit!
>just like all the other times right?
I never confirmed anything! I never miss you!
Y-yes. It's really lewd but cute at the same time~
Glad you enjoyed it
I do not!

Good evening love~
How are you tonight~?
Awww, butt cum on Juvia, haven't you missed me~?

How bout dah

>brother turning 25
Time does fly, I'm on the other side of 30. It'll be there before you know it.

True, there's a hell of a lot of places to stream anime now. When subbed VHS died out, it was VCDs/CDs, or you were able to get your hands on a Hong Kong subbed DVD set. The quality on those varied from Google Translate to servicable.

Time for me to get some rest, take it easy.

And what would I get?
Didnt she get a tv show?

...

heya firekeeper

Have a good night!

> 25
Oh boy, that;s when it all starts going downhill..
How old are you?


Thanks.


> That's a shame, i thought you would've loved to gear about how big and soft they are, and how nice it felt to be wrapped in such warmth~
> ...There may have been a few times that i did that yes.. but this time is different, i swear!
Confirmed multiple times actually~
I'm glad you liked it~
Very much so~
Yeah you are~
I'm alright, just dreading work tomorrow...
How are you this morning~?

I turned 23 this past March

damn i missed out on the conversation about zoids, that shit was awesome

Good night yuuki

Hi there! I'm glad you're here
How are you~?
Is it that bad? ;~;
Well, woke up a few minutes ago, and still comfy in bed. I don't plan on going anywhere, it's too nice.
And you should probably join, you know, to relax after a hard day~