/cric/ - FUCK THE MODS EDITION

/cric/ - a place for cricket discussion AND off-topic blogposting.

No cricket on lads.

Post whatever you like lads. They can't stop us.

Just took a poo in a fancy restaurant lads AMA.

What's for dinner lads?

/hoc/ wuz here

2nd for /rug/

/rug/ is gay

>mfw

/bundes/

Good post
Awful post
OK post

is gay

Hello where are the memes?

Wasn't a fan of the drums on St. Anger tbqhwy

CAPTAIN POWER RANKINGS

1. A wet smelly dog poo

POWER GAP

100. Misbah

POWER GAP

200. Kane
201. Cook
202. Pissrat Pooli
203. Du Plessis

POWER GAP

1000. Cremer
1001. Holder
1002. Mathews
1003. Al Hasan

POWER GAP

99999. Steve Shit

All around you m8

Nice blog faggot.

Why is it that only South Africans and Australians can make /cric/ threads right?

what NT does wet smelly dog poo captain?

...

dat casual homophobia

Reminder to thank Reality Christ for blessing our poomunity with this meme

Haven't seen that faggot use a trip since I singlehandedly BTFOed him last summer.

t. RC

he was posting on /afl/ all year

He's been on /afl/ all year and only comes here during the big bash now you LITERAL freshcunt

I should've listened to literally every single review that said Duke Nukem Forever was shit, because it is shit.

I just wanted shooting and dumb jokes, not some context sensitive button mashing QTE every few minutes followed by endless shadowy corridor shooting where you hide behind cover to regenerate health with a two gun limit. Plus driving sections and turret with cool-down metres against bullet sponges.

I only have myself to blame for this waste of $3.

>assuming I've ever even accidentally set foot in a rancid /gayfl/ thread

But Serious Sam 3

OP girl way better than the normal bitch you guys post

what are you playing atm m8?

These /rug/fugues make me miss the days when Daniel and statscunt were the only kiwis here

All me tßh.

I mean buy

nah

Ellyse is /bundes/ OP property and we aren't allowed to intrude on their sovereignty

mainly Terraria for Autism,

Shovel Knight was ok recently but got dull and my bi-annual attempt to try and understand the appeal of Dark Souls.

1st BSA post I've ever read that made any sense.

fugg I'm a dark souls and bloodbourne fiend lad.
love that shit

Goosey lads

I never have and never will watch cricket

PLEASE

>35 posts
>12 posters
/cric/ on dead community watch

No cricket on tßh.

WATCH

Cuckbourne Ltd

Invented the pwos meme ama

It's a bloody damn shame that Americans never got into cricket, imagine how epic the Aus vs USA or Eng vs USA Test series would be

OUR

there would be ad breaks every 5 mins

It was literally their most popular sport at one point you literal retard and Americans and Canadians ending their cricket days was the best thing that happened to the game

How many septics do you think it has convinced to please watch your sport?

Poo Peeland Inc.

World All Stars
1. Jarryd Hayne(Gold Coast Titans) – Fijian Heritage
2. David Mead (Brisbane Broncos) – PNG Heritage
3. Joseph Leilua(Canberra Raiders) – Samoan Heritage
4. Konrad Hurrell (Gold Coast Titans) – Tongan Heritage
5. Nene Macdonald (St George Illawarra Dragons) – PNG Heritage
6. Mitchell Moses(Wests Tigers) – Lebanese Heritage
7. Adam Reynolds (South Sydney) – Australian Heritage
8. Nate Myles(Manly Warringah Sea Eagles) – Australian Heritage
9. Jake Friend(Sydney Roosters) – Australian Heritage
10. Jordan McLean (Melbourne Storm) – Australian Heritage
11. Gavin Cooper(North Queensland Cowboys) – Australian Heritage
12. Bryce Cartwright(Penrith Panthers) – Australian Heritage
13. Jake Trbojevic(Manly Warringah Sea Eagles) – Serbian Heritage
14. Reagan Campbell-Gillard(Penrith Panthers) – Fijian Heritage
15. Sosaia Feki(Cronulla Sharks) – Tongan Heritage
16. Sione Mata'utia(Newcastle Knights) – Samoan Heritage
17. Sam Lisone(New Zealand Warriors) – NZ Heritage
18. Moses Mbye(Canterbury Bulldogs) – African Heritage
19. Tepai Moeroa(Parramatta Eels) – Cook Islands Heritage
20. Jordan Turner(Canberra Raiders) – English Heritage

Indigenous All Stars
1. Jack Wighton (Canberra Raiders)
2. Blake Ferguson (Sydney Roosters)
3. Greg Inglis (South Sydney)
4. Will Chambers (Melbourne Storm)
5. Dane Gagai (Newcastle Knights)
6. Johnathan Thurston (North Queensland Cowboys)
7. Ash Taylor(Gold Coast Titans)
8. Ryan James (Gold Coast Titans)
9. Nathan Peats (Gold Coast Titans)
10. Andrew Fifita (Cronulla Sharks)
11. Joel Thompson (St George Illawarra Dragons)
12. Wade Graham (Cronulla Sharks)
13. Sam Thaiday (Brisbane Broncos)
14. Tyrone Peachey (Penrith Panthers)
15. Jack Bird(Cronulla Sharks)
16. Leilani Latu (Penrith Panthers)
17. Latrell Mitchell(Sydney Roosters)
18. Aidan Sezer (Canberra Raiders)
19. Kyle Turner (South Sydney)
20. Adam Elliott(Canterbury Bulldogs)

Why are there so many Aussies on /ck/?

They would have black female commentators.

to be fair I've played like 45 hours of it so it's not like I haven't been entertained or haven't got my money's worth, just never got further than Sen's Fortress. Up to the Gaping Dragon atm but haven't played in a week because Blighttown doesn't seem like a fun way to spend a few hours.

*Blooming purple moss clumps
*Rusted Iron Ring
Get amongst it, cool secrets down there.

So does the big bash

is watch doggos 2 poopoo?
does it have cricket related content?

Looks like one of the most out of touch games ever made

It's alright

every game by ubisoft does

Execute all tripfags.

execute all kiwis

most elite in the game?

I'm Australian.

Can someone explain the /cric/ /hoc/ meme to me please? It's weird because I like both sports. HOW DID THIS MEME BEGIN?

FUCK YES

Ellyse or Holly m8

Holly could be cast as the wife of Zeus, Elyse looks like some scrunt you fingered at the pub

Based GES

Don't call your mum a scrunt m8.

what the fuck

fuck thsi temperature, I'm chilly with a t shirt but too hot with a flanny

Nice blogpost binland

Sure looks like it.

nina or edwina m8 quickly

>What's for dinner lads
Vegetarian bulgar salad with pico de gallo, roasted rockmelon seeds were a good touch.

You lads should really be on myfoodbag

forced northern Hemisphere meme after they saw >our demolition of /bundes/

Who is the guy on the left? Is that blondy's bf?

why

been too busy to post on /cric/ lately lads

He's a friend of Daniel's.

lol
I actually find left more attractive
not that I would bang either
it's like choosing if I would rather eat a koala or a dog
I don't wanna eat either but I would rather eat a koala rather than a dog

Is your cuckshed business taking off statsy?

Well fuck aren't you a barrel of laughs.
Go on, piss off.

thanks to your /cric/ pal, this is my blog

don't overstay your welcome

I ate your dog of a mum last night lad.

ok ok calm down m8 sheesh. lefty.

is new zealands primary export lamb or poor insults? Because your country seems to be rich in both.

That's a bit fkn rich 2bh.

What is the best Finnish black metal band?

more like it.

this is why you're one of the only tripfags that i like

pretty much every day i eat

>1 coffee
>bowl of cereal
>salad/salami roll and dare ice coffee
>something like chicken and salad or rice for tea
>maybe a dozen fun size snickers

yet I never lose weight and only get fatter, its fucking bullshit

Please watch our sport

lol I've contributed more to this single board than you have to the entire world

emily angwin doing the weather on 7

You're not eating enough snickers

the absolute state of this cunt

Beherit and Satanic Warmaster.

lol I love when I can spot the people I've blown out

I agree, double your amount at least

I've got a fucking cold

cut down on the chicken and salami, too much protein, you need more carbs lad, so 3 sugars in that coffee and make fun size snickers full size.

heyyy it's juhla-mokka. the fuck are you doing here?

no idea. not my cup of beer

go to the sauna pekka