My roommate and his girlfriend came home complete smashed a little over two hours ago

My roommate and his girlfriend came home complete smashed a little over two hours ago.

His friends had to help him walk into our apartment. His girlfriend had to be carried. They put her in my roommate's bed, smoked me up and then left.

I heard them fucking about an hour ago. Well, let me rephrase that. I heard their bed squeaking. I didn't hear her make a peep.
Then I heard my roommate vomiting in the bathroom about 10 minutes ago. I just went to the bathroom and found my roommate passed out on the bathroom floor completely naked and there is vomit all over the floor. I peaked into his bedroom and discovered that his girlfriend is completely naked, face down on his bed. She has cum on her back. I picked up her arm and it dropped like dead weight. I rolled her over. I shook her roughly to try to wake her up. She is out cold.

She's completely unconscious.

I think I could fuck her right now and neither of them would know.
Should I?

rape is wrong user

Does she have pulse user ?

Do it and take pics. Or take pics at least. Please.

> being this gay.

I think OP is fucking the hell outa her cuz its not replying..

Timestamp

Fuck her. Period. Right the fuck now!

Pics user

Old copypasta is old

kidnap her where no-one would find her and rape her whenever you feel like it its the best thing you can do

I bet you to cum inside her and in her face too, there is no request for completely sexual intercourse, so you can fap and do it after cumming I guess

I've done the same with my college gfs roommate lol have tons of her out cold

It isn't rape if she doesn't say no.
yes. I just checked.
here

Don't fuck her if she is having her period

Lick it

What you could not saying this could work but it has a chance is masturbate till she wakes up in front of her and spill the cum all over her and maybe she realizes that you have more courage than her bf and fuck you instead

picture of her face

That will be EL OW EL Imagine if OP makes her a child and no one figures out
Hilarious

Yes do it what the hell? Record the whole thing and post it on youporn

Dude! Cum in her and have your buddy raise your kid! Best prank ever!

Yup do this one!

timestamp nigger

do it and post pics

sharpie in pooper OP, you know this

That hole looks all ready done also

Rollando

Do it and send cum filled timestamped pussy.

care to post some?

Here ya go.

I've had a crush on her ever since I moved into this house. I don't think I'm going to be able to resist this temptation.

dont do it fam. its not worth it.

do it pussy

DOOOOOOOOOO IT SHOW US AND POST IT ON PORNHUB AND GIVE US LINK

where's the dick?

timestamp nigger, then do this

show creampie after wards

She have a feminine penis?

gtfo you don't belong here

do it and send pics

oh good god.

moar!

No, it's not a man who likes wearing women's clothes

You'll regret it for the rest of your life. She's a human being. Think with your brain, not your dick. You should remove those pictures, it's an invasion of her dignity.

I don't think you understand how consent works

Not true, I just have standards bro. Are you really that desperate that you would risk your enitre life just to put your dick in a girls pussy, that wont even give you pleasure?

Can someone give me incest stories in the mean time?

Seconded

Op. You eithere give us pics with a timestamp, you just fuck the shit outhe of her without relying on /b's opinion, or you're a faggot and making this up for attention on Sup Forums, which proves you're a virgin faggot

If you wanna give advice go on /adv/ this is Sup Forums not advice

She is hott do it user before she starts to sobber up.

uh, im not OP im here for a show, now stop being a white knight

op is so fucked! guess who is here

the clock's ticking op. every second you waste your chance slips away

He obviously wanted opinions, otherwise he wouldnt have posted this. He would have just done it.

yeah only the government is allowed to do that shit

gtfo faggot

call them an ambulance.

>ITT: user has convinced his gf to pose for these pictures and pretend to be asleep and vulnerable while newfags gobble this shit up.

DO IT DO IT DO IT PICS AND STUFF AND LIVE STREAM

No shit, and how the fuck is that being a white knight? Cause im not a braindead moneky virgin. Holy fuck kid. I know your going through that edgy 15 y/o stage but even you know your a fucking joke.

true, OP post friend covered in puke and time stamp

Live stream it after a new pic

>no timestamp
>assuming he's taking the pics right now at all
>assuming the pics are even his

Shiggity diggity.

it's night and you are white.

Just take pictures and post them. Involuntary sex is rape, and at least one of the fucks here is capturing screenshots to screw you over in the future.

if you don't like it gtfo, or continue being a whiny cunt

Don't do it cuz, do share full frontal, tho

True.
Whiny? What the fuck?

pic with dic in face

He wanted Sup Forums to egg him on and let his conscience off the hook. But the fact that he didn't do it yet proves that he does know right from wrong, and if he makes the wrong choice it's going to fuck him up for life. The advice Sup Forums is giving is driven by horny fucks just trying to get more jerk off material. OP, these people don't have your interests in mind, just their own primal ones. Don't look to them for advice on gigantic life changing decisions.

You have a good point. Make sure you film it user.

>inb4 moralfags
What she doesn't know won't hurt her

Op should fuck her and the roommate for good measure

this.

gtfo, you and your kind don't belong here

this is Sup Forums a place of degenerates and horrible people, coming here with a conscience is like going to chyrnoble naked

How does someone else doing something make it morally permissible for you to do it?

Full body pic user let's go

Retard.

just post full frontal or gaping pussy shot

Don't even have a bonner, the fuck are you talking about, some people here are just staying and seeing what it's going to fucking happen

Raaaaape

>wahhhh muh rape is wrong
Kill yourself cunt

How to spot a Reddit fag

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Nigger, will you please go swallow your fucking sword or rescue a kitten or some shit.

No shit b doesn't have your best interest at heart. I don't give a fuck about you, but do wanna see that bitches body

It's OBVIOUSLY a dumb thing to do but that's not the question. Do you wanna?

only way a white knighting moral fag can get pussy

Faggot.

Op this is the chance of a lifetime

>a redditor is a person who disagrees with me

Could this be his roommate?

You absolutely have to do this. You've had a crush on her since you moved in, this is the time to get it out of your system without having anyone else know, and without ever having to worry about making things weird between yourself and them. No one else ever needs to know and you'll finally get the satisfaction that you've been after all this time.

Of course no one gives a shit about OP it's just bring some excitement to this shitty world by doing something chaotic just for yourself we don't care about op no but we are trying to tell him he has a chance to feed that monster inside and rape this girl scott free.

>a redditer is a moral fag
Sup Forums is chaos and anarchy new fag

POST DICK IN PASSI

Exactly this. If you want to be a dick, take pictures and post them. We'll all laugh and joke and nag you for more but in 2 days it'll all be over and nothing will come of it unless you're an idiot.

Or, if you want to be a criminal, engage in what every legal system would consider rape. Your odds of being caught are probably 75% or more, and you'll go to jail and be raped in prison.

Do it! And post more pictures. At the very least you need to jerk off onto her body somewhere.

>gtfo, you and your kind don't belong here

>this is Sup Forums a place of degenerates and horrible people, coming here with a conscience is like going to chyrnoble naked

That mentality was already mildly embarrassing and mostly tongue-in-cheek a decade ago. The Sup Forums you're talking only ever existed in the stories that brought you here (no doubt sometime in the last few months) and everyone who actually participated in raising any kind of hell has long since grown out of it.

>first reply
Oh Sup Forums

>a redditor is a person who goes to Sup Forums to uphold morality and police people who will never listen

ftfy

hey op. don't do it.

your roommate already raped her tonight more than likely.

just fucking dont.

Do it user, if they are out, they can't say no

If you don't do it, you can still wake up tomorrow and not be a rapist. Just think about what that means to you. You can tell me you're okay with that, but you can't say that this isn't rape, or otherwise horribly immoral.

Dont do it man please maybe she ...djsn pregnant