Im a gu and i want to offer my best friend a blowjob. Any tips on what should i say or how to convince him...

Im a gu and i want to offer my best friend a blowjob. Any tips on what should i say or how to convince him? He is 21years old, never had a girlfriend, never really shown any interest in girls either tho he presents himself as heterosexual.

"How might in interest you, old sport, in a rousing game of skin flute?"

"Why, old boy, has anyone ever told you that an excess build up of seminal fluid can be hazardous to ones health?"

"Exercise and rigourous action is profoundly good for one's vigour and potency - care for a private oral constitutional?"

Got any real advice?

DONT.

my fag friend offered to blow me. Friendship ended instantly. He crossed the line. Believe it or not but most straight guys are completely grossed out by the idea. It turned me right off and no amount of 'you should try this once' or 'guys know better what guys want.'

Tldr: do you want to keel a friend or lose a friend

Nah of course i dont want to lose a friend. Weve been friends for more than 10 years. Its just that i want to try to suck cock and he always seemed like the best choice.

Be the one

Just watch porn together. Or do people not do that any more? Ah, it was so easy in the VHS days to suck a roomful of hard dicks.

bump

interesting idea. should i get him drunk first?

If you really have to do that just hit up a stranger who looks like a faggot or maybe a married businessman in his 40s. You've thought too much about your friend being an option and now believe it. You misread the friendship. Don't take it too that level, don't offer, you will ruin your mateship

Why not ask him if he is gay?

Real advice? Fuck man, why didn't you say so?

1. Talk about sexual exploits, precious experiences etc
2. Turn conversation to dry spell that you're experiencing, and tell him that you've found waiting for a whole week and then banging one out on the weekend just before you go clubbing is the best way to get in the right mindset
3. Arrange next weekend to go clubbing at a reasonable time, and tell him that you'll be there with him at 8pm
4. Arrive a full 2 hours early, and say that you messed up because you you remembered 1800 (military time) which is 6pm "sorry dude" (hopefully has a full load saved up for a week)
5. Pre-drink like crazy
6. Start telling him that there was this hot girl that you met, and then realised she was actually someone you knew from porn - he will express interest
7. Find random porn hotty giving very sensual blowjob and watch with him
8. Tell him "This looks so fucking hot - I wish I could feel that"
9. Keep the conversation sexual while you laugh and drink and talk, and ask him if he had a chance to jack off before you came over
10. If he's been a good boy, he probably would not have had the time
11. Tell him "Well, you gotta get off, otherwise tonight's gonna be a bust - tell you what, let me call this chick up, I bet I can convince her to suck you"
12. Pretend phone call, make it seem real "ok she says yes but she says you gotta wear a blindfold while she does it"
13. Assume that horny drunk friend will agree - now you must have a friend knock on the door in 10 minutes
14. Blindfold the guy, and tell him you gonna go to the other room (pretend to walk away)
15. Give it 15 seconds
16. Suck all the dick
17. She then "leaves"
18. Profit

even if he is he wont admit it. We mostly joke about this kind of stuff and i dont think he would take my question seriously

Genius.

Well. Just say you are serious. If he wont admit it he is not ready for getting his dick sucked by a faggot.

get him drunk

Hold up i am not a faggot. I have a girlfriend actually and the only think that i find hot on men are cocks.

>Dont call yourself a faggot
>Want to suck dicks

What kind of fucking faggot are you?

Come on dude. Cocks are awesome.

I know. But atleast I call myself a faggot for sucking dick.

I'm out. You're gross.

Have some self respect. If you prefer getting your rocks off to treating your friend and gf like shit then you have some issues.

Maybe you should offer, so he can tell you to fuck off and let your gf know she's with an unfaithful confused fag.

I'm sure you're a decent guy but that's fucked up.

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Calm down she knows about this. We talk about it a lot. She too want to try it with girl

I dont get it. Why not just go on Grindr or something? Why risk the friendship for one cock.

CUCK ALERT

Sure youre probably right, i dont want to risk it. Thanks for the advice.

Glad you have come to your senses.

Seconded. Op youve done the right thing. And there are other options. Just come to my place. Just me here tonight.

3 rules
> swallow
> I won't return the favour
> then you leave

Faggot motherfucker. Can I join?

Sure. Have had a guy do this to me once before. Was unimpressive. He made faggy noises which turned me off. I stopped him because wasn't getting into it. I had to fap to finish.

Could you do a better job than him?