Help me kill ants
Help me kill ants
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Drown them in cum
oooh i like this
but you also have to show dick
(unless youre fat)
Dick with time stamp and then get a deodorant can and a lighter.
fill the room with propane to suffocate them, then make a small fire to burn them to ashes
Unless you're fat.
Then just do the deodorant thing.
is ant kill
Nuke america
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Genius.
And here I was telling OP to mess about with smell nice.
Rolling for suffocation firestorm.
Cinnamon
That went better than expected.
Don't forget the dick pic either OP.
Put them in a jug and insert a predator to eat them. Live stream.
TRIPS
suffocate them with propane and burn your house do... the ants to ashes afterwards.
and post dickpic before you go to wallhalla.
eeeeeeeeeeeverybody ants now! ants! ants ants ants ants!
killing them is fruitless. they live and die by the millions every day.
what you should do is vacuum your disgusting carpet of all it's cheetoh crumbs and fermenting hair. that's what attracted them in the first place.
Use a combination of shampoo, bleach, salt boiling water and a whole lot a white pepper stir this together until it forms a solidifying paste like substance, put dab on ants then set fire to the substance (for this part i recommend going outside) after the ants are truly on fire parade them next to their origin colony, this will show the ants who is boss.
Don't kill them, give them to Ants - In - My - Eyes - Johnson.
Pour gasoline and set alight, post results
Or this.
So there we have it OP
Or
NOW STOP BEEN A FAGGOT AND DELIVER SOMETHING.
Don't forget the dick pic.
cut a cucumber in half, pour a little sugar on it, set both haves near the entry points of your house
Ants will eat the cucumber bits and explode due to not having the proper enzymes to break down the cellulose. They will littarlly carry poison back to share with the colony before they all explode due to not being able to fart.
Make them drunk.
Try Cocaine on them.
After all put them in LSD in Eat them.
>faggot
>fatass
Whilst I think exploding ants is a nice idea, I do think we should stick with plan A.
Exploding OP's hou... ambition to suffocate the ants with propane and cremate the remains.
This would be far better.
deliver you massive faggot
Kek
Fat fucking tub of lard.
Terro is god-tier ant killer.
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You should remind him about that dick pic he owes us too.
maybe OP fucked up with fire
Just have OP shove a gasoline soaked cucumber up his ass too, then light that bitch up like a roman candle
aren't you supposed to let them take the bait back to their nest so it kills all of them? why would you kill them at the trap? seems counterproductive
Kek.
Op's stood outside scratching his head and explaing to the fireman how he was just trying to get rid of the ants.
Oops I didn't mean fireman, I meant postman.
Why would a fireman turn up to a small ant fire? That would be silly.
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Trips confirms it.
Cool get thread anyway guys.