About to have sex for the first time any advice

About to have sex for the first time any advice

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Try putting your penis inside of her

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water, have it on hand

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

Take a good shit and lube your buthole beforehand.

Just ram it in with no warning. Women love that

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Yeah ik but i mean like the best position or special technic or smth

It might be a little awkward, but just go with it.

Not OP but wtf? You think he's gonna dehydrate or something?

get off the internet
and start with Oral

if you wanna last longer think of turtles the entire time, unless you're attracted to turtles

have condoms ready to grab or you lose erection

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rub pussy first

cum

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If yo dik point up - missionary. If yo dik point down - doggy. Just imagine you're trying to rub the g spot with your head and you'll be good.

Whats your dick size? That answer will tell us what sort of positions are possable for you

He's fucking not going to a rave

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Think about baseball/football/etc if you wanna go longer.
Have cleanup handy, pair of boxers or something she can unload onto unless she sucks you off to finish.
Foreplay.
Don't just keep slamming, see what she likes - some like it slow.

Kek

1- Don't attempt to do what you see on porn
2- most of girls do nothing, you have to do all work
3- Vagina is lower than you think
4- Always use a condom
5- Try to hold a little longer, personally when I almost nut in 4 min of glory, I think about gore and dead cats, this makes me last longer

Don't do it in a forest

Don't bitch out and go through with it.

Pussy hole is closer to the butthole than you think.

Make sure to cry after sex.

have fun! dont worry you're gonna cum so fast but she's be okay with it. Go for a second round and try to last longer

No condom, it feels the best.

19cm

As soon as you cum start farting for maximum pleasure

Thx man

that's an odd looking one

don't worry about it, just enjoy it the first time. skill comes with practice.

Thx for advice but how long shall i at least last?

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About 4 seconds sounds like a probable estimation, Everything above that is just a happy bonus.

You'll probably come quick. Touch her afterwards and it'll take a few for you to get hard again. Rinse and repeat.

Last longer than 60 seconds, gl

never pull out

have her put it in your pooper

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Well as long as you arent lying you should be good to go anyway. Make sure she is wet and watch for clues to what feels good for her. If she likes something keep doing that untill she cums

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I last 30 min minimum, my penis is almost the same as yours, 20cm. if you know how to use it, the girl will cum up to 3 times.

In order to not be awkward, don't over think, just go with your feeling and your inside animal. and also, girls love some light butt spanks, and hair pull, but don't over do it. and grab her hair by scalp or whole

When it happens, you'll know.

Thx

have a wank beforehand so you don't cum in the first 2 seconds of getting your ass pounded

Dont sweat the small stuff
Dont smell the sweat stuff

And try to let the other person take control for a bit, but also take control yourself if you want to.

And bring condoms and lube.

Thx

>3- Vagina is lower than you think
Probably the best advice.

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Do i really need lube?

I've been fucking the same chick for nearly 2 years and I still don't understand the water comment. Is it an inside joke?

1. Make her cum first
2. When you cum, muster some energy and go again so she's never dissapointed about you cumming too early (+ she already came, and the second time it takes more effort to cum)
3. Rhythm is key.

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Thanks for the rythm tip didnt tought about that

Microwave heated butter is not a good substitute for lube

>30mins
How come everyone cums so quickly, for me it's like real exhausting to even come after an hour.

Hahahah ok

Im sure itll be fine but im really exited i tought about having sex high is that ok?

Is this a reference to the the Greentext, where he gives her a game so she won't tell?

If you don't have a foreskin then lube helps. Also ignore the guys saying you'll be able to make her cum, and the ones saying you'll last 4 seconds. Ask her what feels good and stuff - but about 70-80% of chicks can't cum from just a dick. That's why you make her cum with your fingers and mouth first. If you make her cum while you fuck her it's a bonus. When I first fucked I actually lasted longer than normal because we were both too inexperienced to know how to do stuff well. The one I'm with now loves being fucked rough and can only cum that way - but that doesn't mean all chicks will cum that way. Just basically if you ask her if what you're doing feels good or if she wants you to try something else, you can't go wrong. Neither me or my girl came our first time. Don't sweat it

You probably won't last for more than a minute. Don't worry about it. Average sex sessions for established couples probably don't last longer than ten minutes anyway.

Don't expect to make the girl climax. Kudos if you do, but don't be disappointed if she doesn't. Some girls just can't get off from penetration alone.

Maybe

Take a pillow under her butt to lift her up just a little.

dont cry

First of all, take a shit beforehand and don't drink any coffer nor eat anything few hours before the fucking.
Second of all, ask him to see his HIV test.
If he's negative, do an enema while he's watching TV.
Then, tell him to start with fingers and a lot of lube.
When he's ready to fuck you, USE A CONDOM, preferably your condom, and don't forget to say 'no homo' before and after.

the hole is lower then then you think

>this

I'd honestly start with rubbing her pussy and kissing her, grabbing her tits or sucking on her tits or neck, possibly nibble a little if she likes that

Then go down on her, look up best way to give oral if you want but basically kiss her down from her neck to her pussy and then lick her pussy. Put your tongue in and go in circles. Make sure you change th direction and stuff so she doesn't get bored. Rub her clit or lick it for extra pleasure for her. The whole point is to get her close before you go in.

When going in, go in slowly and keep eye contact to see if she's okay. Always make sure she's okay. Get about halfway in and then pull out and repeat. Do this for a bit while rubbing her clit and then lean forward and kiss her while you push your whole dick inside her. She'll love that. Don't ask if she's okay, you'll know if she's not. Keep it inside just in place as you rub her clit and kiss her. Then start trusting slowly going to fast. KEEP RUBBING HER CLIT. Before you cum, WARN HER. Let her know you're about to cum but don't start screaming it and pull out faster than the Tasmanian devil. Say something like "I'm about to cum baby" and then slowly pull out. If she likes to she might suck you off or cum on her. Don't cum on her or stick it in her face unless you think she'd be okay with it

It's all up to you how you do it in all honesty. Just keep eye contact and pay attention to what she likes and do that more, and see what she doesn't enjoy and avoid that.

Just have fun and don't worry about cumming, you can always get her off with oral afterwards. If she's a good friend she won't care you came quick.

Hahahah ok

Maybe you're fucking a draugr
kinda depends on how sexy the girl is

no i dont

Don't forget to make sure that the balls don't touch. Otherwise it might be gay.

This. If you can, jerk off earlier in the day. Makes a world of difference when you're first starting to have sex. Assuming you're young. Once you get older, your refractory period gets extended.

Shouldn't need lube. She should be wet on her own.

Thanks

>You aren't comfortable with the person you are fucking
>you are too drunk or high

Not the user who posted that, but I'm always thirsty afterwards.

My grill is a 5/10 so that might be it.

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Ok

that works?ok ill try thanks

This.
Hope he doesn't forget to cuddle with his boyfriend after saying 'no homo'.

For missionary it means the head of your dick gets better access to her g spot.

Definitely

Thats like the best advice ive read so far thanks man ill use it

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put your penis in her cornhole

It is not what you dream of...

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kill her

> dead girls can't say no

Hahahaha nice

Nice quads

make him wear a condom

those craigslist guys aren't to be trusted

jerk off like once or twice before make sure you pee after too.