What is your number one rule in life Sup Forums?

What is your number one rule in life Sup Forums?

1. Do not talk about Sup Forums

Never do shit just for money

Don't be a stupid conservative

The majority of people are stupid sheep, so it's perfectly fine to shear them and use their bodies in a variety of dishes.

Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lame rations of their women.

Survive

that one is obvious.
Always gives me cringes when people talk about Sup Forums with normies

>goddamn autocorrect

Don't lose the Game.

never pee against the wind

Alsways try to get the dubs in life!

Kek
> lame rations
I think that might actually be better

Around blacks, never relax

Some days you're the bug, some days, the windshield. It all evens out in the end.

...

Stay away from losers and unstable people.

take everything u can, give nothing in return

all women are fucking degenerate whores.

including your grandma?

Posting this on Sup Forums.. kek

ROASTED

Its all about Nana

Make America Great Again

Do not participate in Bill Nye threads.

1) you're still broke with 1 million dollars. It suffices for 30 years of normie living but not more.

100 mil is the number

1. Traps are gay

>Around blacks never relax

This

there are no rules.

TRAPS ARE GAYYYYYY
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Trust yourself.

Bros before hoes

do not cross the streams

Wow, I thought you were gonna say "A day at the beach" but...

Spain is the Canada of Europe. Nobody thinks about you or gives a shit what you think.

Never stick your dick in a light socket.

andy sixx's one less from 7's

don't catch my dick in the zipper of my pants

especially his gma

Suck em

this. nice dubs btw.

Do unto others.
I've managed to skate by unscathed so far

Never believe stories about money or pussy.

2 real

I'm edgy and my life is like fight club except fights and action.

so just insanity?

Niggers will always nog, they can't be changed. They are inferior in intelligence to even basic creatures. They are not worth helping, and thanks to SJWs, are no longer worth relying on for labor. There can be no civilized society with niggers in it.

Hitler did nothing wrong.

Amazing world of Gumball?

if soo, then you are awsome

Always expect worse

Brat moj

"Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough"
as said by abraham lincoln

Make sure you shit in the toliet and not around

Don't be a little bitch.
Finish what you start.
Be a man - and a man tolerates pressure.

Dont get caught by police

"If she breathes, she a thot"

if it's got a dick, it's gay to find it attractive.

1. never reference memes in any form of conversation

True lol

Always... no, no... never... forget to check your references.

Always leave a note

My one rule that has always helped me.
Never trust other people, never expect anything from them.
This helps because you won't care what people think.
And if someone screws you over you saw it coming so you aren't hurt.

do what you want

Never care about anything more than yourself

Better to have and not need than need and not have

once a sinner, always a sinner

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

> manipulate people's pain and you'll succeed

Hit a nerve there, son?

Never fart when you have diarrhea

a man is only as good as his word

Resolve can get you places natural skill/intelligence can't.

Fuck, I tried thinking about this seriously and I now realize that I've never once adhered to any of my own rules, my life has neither a guideline nor any general direction.
It's just going nowhere...
I need to come up with something fast.

1.) Don't say or do, anything a fedora fag would