sup Sup Forums
just found this frog in my backyard
dubs decides what to do
sup Sup Forums
just found this frog in my backyard
dubs decides what to do
Eat it whole, gain its power.
Release kek
cut your dick off
Touch it inappropriately
be it's friend forever
Slow boil it
This
"Somebody sold this to me for 40 dollars. Did I get ripped off, Sup Forums?"
SLAM IT INTO A FUCKING WALL
Send him into space to retrieve toad.
Trap it until it gives you its memeic powers
Set pepe jr free.
Lick the toad. Lick the toad. Lick the toad. Lick the toad. Lick the toad.
then let it go.
fingerfuck it
insert it into your rectum then leave it in and go for a walk
AY
Well shit op.
Send him to space to find the toad that never came back.
Rilise kek and gibe him slelther
Pour paint thinner on him,light him on fire,and watch him jump around
and lick your fingers after
OP better deliver
Check 'em
its a toad. either let him go or keep him as a familiar
dont hurt the toad. i've done terrible things to toads like throw them as hard as i can at stop signs and chuck them up in the air and hit them as hard as i can with fiberglass rods when they fall
ive also thrown them in fires and cut their legs off and then threw them in water
dont be like me
The obvious thing to do is to shove it up your ass and keep it there until you have to shit.
Double lucky sevens. You better fucking deliver you faggot nigger fuck.