Hello Sup Forums

>Hello Sup Forums

This is real. I need to catalog human history. I need humans to do it. I've practiced this magic for 19 years. I've lost so many friends in this life. The only way to save them is to store them in the sanctuary. I can't do it alone.

> Here is what you're getting.
Singles is TRASH get the fuck out of my thread.
Doubles means you're being considered. RE ROLL.
Trips mean I've accepted your application.
Quads mean something else, wait till you dream tonight.

. Don't worry exactly what that is. I can get all I need from your post.

When you sleep at night that is when I give you cloak. You will become invisible. Since most of you are hermits on this fucking site, I thought this might appeal to most of you. This is not a free gift. You will work for me. You will help me with the catalog. Also, I know if you've read this whole thing or just the TL:DR.
TL:DR
GET DUBS, GET POWERS, GET PAID.

Yup

heyo

Okay

please.

Ugh please

Roll

Srs faggotry

So far I'm the only one being considered. Please dark master.

Says man with singles.

Kek't

roll

>real

what a faggot

points of will gets

I am full of hate

Yeah!

i need a friend please

gib money

doubledubs are enough I guess

roll

Roll

you give a ridiculous request

Rolll

what About any thing higher Then quads

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not rolling anytime soon

Excelent

kek

Whats the worst that could happen

Get powers, get laid. Roll

Okay I'm being considered

Roll

SUQADIQ

i wanna die

>Roll

Wubalubarollroll

Incoming dubs

Money shot

>op impling he had friends

Faggot

Roll

HOLY FUCK NONE OF US ARE WORTHY

I've hit a wall in life.

Sure

Please?

Ay

Is this a dream?

OP sucks dicks

check'em

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No thanks OP, I'm not in to sucking cock, magic or otherwise

What? How new are you?

GOD WILL DESTROY YOU

i hate my life

Seth freakin Roll-ins

Powers would be kewl.

lies.

Shit

everything you say is a lie

dumb

i wish you weren't so difficult

Same 2 u.

bitch

i want to hurt myself

im gonna kill the dog

you aren't the best

Hitler be my wittness!

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shh

ok

idiot peepee man give me power or else

magic roll

WOW I WOULD LIKE SOECIAL POWERS. GIVE PLEASE