Kirby just absorbed you! What power does he get?

Kirby just absorbed you! What power does he get?

Autism

Crippling depression, anxiety, mild PTSD.
And I guess I'm relatively smart, too.

depression

you are all losers for posting in this thread

The ability to somehow still attract women out of his league even though he is a huge autist.

kirby mario and sonic

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Infinite autism, obviously.

>RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Able to lose alot of weight, and gain it all back in a quick amount of time.

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the power to be a faggot

The power of truth. aka being a Nazi

the ability to poo without wiping

He'll be able to suck his own dick

The power to draw bad, weird shit

The power of alcoholism.

Depression, anxiety, functioning alcoholism, benzo addiction, and 100k a year.

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I have all that shit, where's my 100k a year?

Obesity and diabetes

Kirby now has the power to to get dubs.

learn to engineer.

A weird combination of self hatred and forced narcissism.
Also big dick

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engineer my dick into your mouth

social awkwardness and anxiety
insecurity

The power to deny the holocaust

Procrastination

The power of dubs

The power of trips

stay poor

blimp

a longing for death

gayness

>Kirby is now agoraphobic

I'm surprised no one has put the "nothing" power on here