What are your secrets /b?

What are your secrets /b?

>Used to do a lot of drugs - responsibly
>stopped almost 3 years ago, never had an addictive personality
>closest friends were always really concerned
>turnedoutsuccessful.exe
>friend who gave me the most shit got addicted to high doses of adderall/amphetamine
>asks me advice on drug dosage, safety procedures, etc
>Tell him he cant take drugs as much as he does because he will get addicted
>im not going to let him kill himself because hes irresponsible with drugs
>stops talking to me or asking me for advice anymore
>totals his car at 4am
>gets arrested a different day
>compulsively lies
>i stopped talking to him as much before all of this because i moved away
>all our old friends ignore him
>when i go home i have to express my concern
>hopefully he wont be a cunt

sorry for the lackluster greentext; i kinda feel responsible for his situation right now but i know its not my fauly and he had all the power. Still, i kinda made it seem like doing drugs was easy to not get addicted but i always taught harm reduction and gave him resources to not be a shitbag.

I used to post secrets threads up to 6 times a day for months on end. Then I stopped and said you fuckers would have to start posting your own secrets threads. So that's why there isn't always a secrets thread any more. But I'll reply on the offchance one of you faggots actually posts one.

>that's my dirty secret faggot OP

I was wondering what happened to all of them. IT was the same pic every time.

I wanted to get cucked by my wife until I found out she was legitimately cucking me behind my back with a black guy. Didn't bring it up anymore

One of my friends murdered his grandmother because "she was a CIA assassin."
Another one of my friends killed himself by falling off a balcony after I watched him piss on the kitchen floor.

I mixed up the picture from time to time, flipping it around. But yeah, it was the same picture just flipped around. That was one of them. I like it because it triggers aspies really hard.

If this is realy than ill be looking in the news for what happens to you. Florida?

Yes Florida.
Both events occured more than a year ago.

I have a repressed memory where I played with my dads dick when my mom was gone on a trip

kek y r floridians so bizarre though?

how is it repressed? I never understood what that really meant.

i fuck hookers all the time. id rather pay for just what i want instead of having to deal with some bitches bullshit to get sex. why buy a toyota corolla when i can rent a ferrari? everyone think ive only every been with a few girl in my life. it is well in the hundreds.

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Stop making me an autist

> Be 13
> Dad's colleague is visiting with his two daughters
> 6 & 9 years old
> 9 yo likes me
> play inside mattress fort while 6 yo is outside
> 'do you like me?'
> she nods
> 'do you love me?'
> nods
> 'give me a kiss'
> little lips .. awwww yeah
> 'open your mouth and stick your tongue out'
> slowly lick her little tongue
> diamonds.jpg
> french kiss for 5 minutes until 6 yo gets bored and interrupts
> best kiss ever

So is she still cucking you or what?
How did you find out?

I barely remember anything all I can remember is that we were in the living room and I'm not sure what leaded me to do it anyways not sure if he asked me or anything

I killed another mans son just because he was smarter than my own.
Everyone knows it was me, but nobody can prove it.

>Do a lot of drugs
>Never had an addictive personality

Pick one.

No, I don't think so. I just had a feeling she was cheating on me, but she isn't very sexual and thought my bipolarness was acting up. Eventually found her phones password and learned she really was. Pretty brutally heartbreaking

>Used to do a lot of drugs- responsibly.

When I was little I thought my clit was a dick one of the first porn I watched was this trap

I killed Mufasa...

By a lot i mean MDMA OR LSD OR Ketamine OR cocaine once eery 3 months with the occasional amphetmaine paste for midterms or finals. Always tested my drugs with a drugkit, never took drugs from a new source without testing it, etc. Always had a secondary drug which counteracts the primary one in the case a trip goes downhill or a friend took too much.

I slept with my high school English teacher.
She was married and had kids.

You seem douchey and probably have no friends because of said doucheyness

fuck yea
there was a teahcer in my district who did porn. She got placed into a different school when the kids found out. She wasnt my teacher and i dont remember her name but she was such a milf.

I'd fucking hate potassium if it weren't for bananas

haha idk how thats douchey but alrighty user.

K

where is all the sex stuff I am trying to jerk off no one cares if you killed a dude or if you saw someone die or whatever.

Drugs aren't ment to have seatbelts and rules mate just fucking do en and if you got laced shit or a bad dose just ride that shit out its usuly much better than what you thaught you were getting all this testing bullshit sounds douchey and I would not do any drugs with you

It wasnt always about safety but it was interesting to me to test different different batches. Thats fine if you wouldnt do drugs with me, not a lot of people really knew i did them unless i went to shows with them.I got into drugs after i started learning about organic chemistry s it wasnt about just getting "lit" and being that douche who has the most "insane trip" or "hardest roll"

I guess it does come off as a douchey connoisuer type thing but idc. I dont take anything anymore except Kratom instead of coffee

>inb4 Kratom is a DRUG OP you lying sac of shit of course you do drugs.

>be a minor drug dealer
>sell speed to a really evil person
>find out guy kills and mutilates cats for fun
>one time sell him 60/40 fentanyl-speed mix
>he commits involuntary suicide snorting it all thinking it's speed
>no regrets

At least you're knowledgeable about what you're putting into your body. Also, out of curiosity, what is the highest ug trip you've had?

how sure were you that he was torturing cats, and how did you find out?

yeah, me too.

I used to fuck around with civilians, never hookers. had many side chicks (I'm married). Really loved making them cum, fucking for hours at a time and all that.

then went through a long dry spell where I wasn't getting chicks on the side and at the same time started going to whores. lots and lots of whores of many flavors - massage parlors where they only rub and tug, massage parlors where they'll suck and fuck you, apartment whores / brothels (never street whores though. ever), craiglist/backpage/myredbook whores that you visit in their hotel room.

Then lately some of my past side-chicks have been calling me to hook up. Turns out I'm a selfish bastard now. Not so interested in pleasing them for hours. Just want to get my dick sucked and drained in the first 10 minutes and be done with it.

Thinking it through here, I think a large part of it is getting old. I used to stay hard for hours at a time and could get hard again within minutes of cumming. Sometimes I'd stay hard after cumming and just keep going without even pulling out. Now it take a lot of work to get hard at all and a FUCKTON of work to get hard after cumming.

I was with one of my best side-chicks this week after not seeing her for many years. I tried to pace it so I wouldn't cum right away. But after the first pop I was pretty much done. She was the one who got things started again an hour later. I did manage a 2nd pop. It was great fun but just not like I used to be.

With whores it's all about cumming the best possible at the end of the time limit (why ask for more than 30 minutes?) and then going home.

>inb4 blah hurrr blah durrrrrr dahhhhh married pos. like I'm hurt by retards on Sup Forums with much worse flaws judging me

and that was only yesterday

I killed a man in Reno, just to watch him cry.

I'm literally the reason they got rid of IDs from posts on Sup Forums (like they have IDs in /pol)

>true story

nice dubs, now show us your nice DUBS, pop them puppies out

Go on?

Fuck language is that?
>wa ha sec all ve rets

yeah? were you a little Sup Forumsitch and told on her and got her thrown in jail because you thought you could sue the school for emotional distress?

> When I hear the fags a' posting, I hang my head and cry

if it weren't for my horse, I would never have finished that semester at college

Id say the highest ive been with psychs was 3.5 grams with shrooms and 200ug ALLAD at the same time. 250ug was the biggest with LSD but ive also taken MDMA, 2-CE, and KEtamine altogethor too.

how did you manage that?

underrated bohst

300ug here :) Haven't tried shrooms though, was thinking about getting some 4-aco-dmt since it's easier to get and a decent amount cheaper than DNM. Any experience with RC's?

Yep, Ive gotten 4-AcO-DMT and 4-AcO-MET (MET is ALLAD as DMT is LSD)
I have a pretty extensive experience with them. My favorite was probably 2c-b MXE and ALLAD

look up BCLS RC on google or Lysergi
BCLS used to be my go-to

quick bamp

Obviously they are one, but I dont really consider 4-aco-DMT or 1pLSD an RC though because there is a lot of evidence to support that they are prodrugs to psilocin and LSD.

>be Sup Forums
>Sup Forums had IDs with posts. you knew who was samefagging because of unique IDs on every posts each user made
>one day faggot is talking about how he makes MAJOR bank by scamming ebay
>gives all kinds of details on fake credit cards, getting shit delivered to fake addresses seller gets fucked or ebay gets fucked
>all kinds of ways to not get caught, kids under 18 can't do jail etc
>somebody says prove it, give me money in paypal
>faggot OP does
>user posts screencap showing just got the $200 in paypal

transaction numbers etc.PNG!

>i'm a faggot who likes to fuck with people for lulz, don't give a shit about who you scam, that's your business, but like fucking with idiots who doxx themselves
>I screen cap the whole thing and send it to ebay head of security
>I explain ID numbers and how you can tell who faggot OP is which explains how faggot OP scams ebay so ebay can learn and combat faggot OPs methods
>I point out screen cap from paypal which has transaction number and maybe name or member id or other shit clearly visible
>encourage them to go to paypal to find lucky user with the $200 then find faggot OPs account that sent it
>faggot OP talked about moving accounts around periodically, don't know if he did it in time for ebay security

But I do know that IDs on Sup Forums went away a few days later, no doubt in response to ebays lawyers subpoenas for records

>and they never came back

that's how I am literally responsible for IDs going away from Sup Forums

>true story

You arent responsible for his position, he is. I had a friend crumble in front of me from a horrendous opiate addiction and as much as i tried i realised it means nothing unless they want to change, too.

Scarduzio?

did he died?

did he suck dick for $5 in ghetto alleys?

fucking nice kek. Ive wondered why /b is like the only one that doesnt have IDs

OH MY GOD!!!!!!

Yea I did too but like 6 years after I graduated so not quite the same. Still pretty hot, though. Her husband, also a teacher, was my football coach.

Take that for making me run hills every day you bastard.

he was just so arrogant and giving so many details. bragging how smart he is and how stupid everyone else is. and then being so stupid to trust luckyanon to post paypay screencap right

>he was begging to get caught, or at least shutdown

I don't know why, but I just LOVE fucking with fuckers who doxx themselves

isn't that off of the album "Johnny Cash Sings the Rest of the Nine Inch Nails Hits"

Oh I want to fuck youuuuuuu, just like an animalllllllllll

cumming full circle here. user's pic is almost exactly the body of my side-chick that I banged this week and told about above

LOVE them titties

I had a girlfriend once that thought it would be funny to stick my dick in her daughters mouth while i was sleeping so she could use it as a pacifier.

I miss the IDs you asshole

samefag

theyre good and bad imo. Good if youre having a lengthy conversation like on Sup Forums but bad if youre trying to talk about mulitple things at a time with different people. Also i know a lot of people who us Sup Forums and when im on /soc/ sometimes ill post a pic of myself or a nude and somewhere in the thread i will also tell stuff about me that i wouldnt want to be linked with my pics in fear of being doxxed so id prefer no IDs on that board.

Helping my grandma clean her attic when I found a box full of pictures of my mom and aunt naked starting from when they were babies.

Is your mom milf currently or was she hot at the time of the pics were taken?

real fucking scandalous you faggot

My mom is a good looking women. My aunt is hot. I don't know if I should tell them about the pictures

I kinda think my grandpa took them

fap to them

get addicted to cp

get b& and v&

die alone in prison when an inmate slits your throat in the shower

>profit

people take pictures of their naked babies, faggot. unless by "baby" you mean 6 years old

is his name Peter File?

If your going to call me a fage for finding pictures I'm just going to keep this to myself

I think you should haha it would be funny. My dad is SUPER conservative/anti drug and hes a BIG geek and takes pride in it. I found a pic of him in the 70s smoking weed with my uncle lighting his bong and showed it to them all at dinner when my uncle was there. Funny shit. Heres the pic.

i cummed on her toothbrush and shampoo for more than 3 yearls.
>mfw she has great teeths and hair

Whats her relationship to you?

cousin

Nice, Ive only ever had male cousins, always wish i had a female one that i could get close with -- platonically or not.

you're new here aren't you newfag?

stooopid faggot, you should ahve been cumming straight down her throat

>Deep down in my subconscious I'm secretly most motivated by the thought that the people from high school, who I haven't even seen in over 10 years, will someday see me as better than them
>Don't want to be famous. Don't want the world to see me as great.
>I just want to be better than them
>I'm most definitely not better than them
>I've been single since my only serious relationship ended 8 years ago
>I obsess with literally any somewhat attractive girl who gives me even the inkling of a vibe that she's interested in me
>I never ask them out
>haven't gotten laid in a year and a half
>I work a shit job
>don't go out much
>addicted to weed and cigarettes as if they were real drugs
>instead of focusing on literally anything important I've been using my free time to write wincest text message erotica
>not even legit incest erotic
>text message erotica based around amateur porn images I find.
>despite being very friendly and likeable I know none of it matters because I'm going to die the way I've lived. A loser, alone.

I think that being your motivation isnt always a bad thing. It can corrupt you but its not intitally bad to be motivated to be better than people in parts of your life. I am the same way to an extent. I havent been with a girl in forever too so i hooked up with a guy for a few weeks. Its a lot easier but i would never date a guy, im not attracted to their personality at all.

If a lot of people like your erotica maybe think about making a name for yourself online? xvideos and other pron sites and leddit all have sections for this where you can out a name. Maybe start a blog specifically for that? Then if you want make an online book for a couple bucks or something.

I have wasted the last two years of my life in a great college on a full ride scholarship getting shit grades because I spend every second of free time I have watching porn or hanging out with my small circle of friends.

Last week I caught myself cheating on myself with me.
>I'm going to get tested on Monday.

Dont get kicked out for grades pls.. unless youre taking about something that happened in the past. I knew someone in your boat actually. I have a strange feeling youre him though because i feel like he might go on /b.

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leave Sup Forums and never come back...... OR ....... you will spend the rest of your life a loser doing nothing but being on Sup Forums

>truer words were never spoken

I want to fuck her mouth so deep and hard and cum straight down her throat

what ethnicity are you all? almost looks Indian (dots) and white mix or something

Looks something like brazil & white or similar

Story?

half italian half latina

yeah, something. hot AF

that works even better

how do I fuck her?

I will pay

If i could i would give her to you by free.
I only saw her nude once and it was awesome and she was really embarrassed. And I loved her to her her moan when she was fucking her boyfriend in her room

you must green text both of those. seeing her naked and hearing her getting fucked

do not spare any details

how old is she?

I second this