/heem/: khabib edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Gastelum to fight Belfort
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/kelvin-gastelum-vs-vitor-belfort-slated-for-ufc-fight-night-107-in-brazil

>JDS vs Struve 2 to headline UFC FN 105
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/junior-dos-santos-vs-stefan-struve-rematch-headlines-ufc-fight-night-105-in-halifax

>Duffy to become free agent
mmafighting.com/2016/12/14/13954238/joseph-duffy-cleared-to-fight-out-contract-will-test-free-agent

>Khabib BTFOs Ferguson once again
twitter.com/TeamKhabib/status/808905213084102656

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mmafighting.com/2016/12/14/13957430/donald-cerrone-vs-jorge-masvidal-slated-for-ufc-on-fox-23
twitter.com/ufc/status/809113733712740352
twitter.com/AnonBabble

If you don't think that that spinning elbow was the absolute nastiest shit you'd ever seen until Cain threw spinning shit, you have no soul.

Imagine taking the time to carefully craft an Op that nobody will read.

Imagine trying to wait for the bump limit but your anxiety overtakes you so you post early.

Imagine spending additional time filling up the old thread so you don't get banned for posting early.

Imagine doing this all for free

Because

>the op matters

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everyone hates your threads bro

>The """""""""fighter""""""""""""'

I hope you eventually find something better to do with your time than constantly shitposting on /heem/

How the fuck Khabib still cant speak proper English after living in US for years

people on anime imageboards speak much better desu

Literally who cares? If you get offered not one but two title fights then turn them down then you deserve to get snubbed.

I suppose getting punched in the face on a daily basis impairs your cognitive ability somewhat

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>Criticizes someone's English while posting with awful grammar himself

Is Blando Skep a good fighter?

Zane i know youre here

/ngannou/
/lewis/
/woodley/

mmafighting.com/2016/12/14/13957430/donald-cerrone-vs-jorge-masvidal-slated-for-ufc-on-fox-23

RIGHT HERE

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why didn't dana just wait until march like Cyborg wanted? only had to wait 1 month.

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Cowboy is gonna get his face boxed off.

Because Cyborg is a steroid abuser who cornered herself out of her profession

Thanks for the effort OP, good thread

They're all on steroids.

>Hey we're thinking of giving you a title shot against this opponent
>I want it to be in Brazil in March
>Okay how about an even easier opponent
>No I want it to be in Brazil in March

It's another Aldo situation. Why risk getting a champ who will refuse to fight when called upon to do it?

WHO?

To assert dominance

All these uppity fighters are rightfully being put in place

Because they needed a headliner for a specific event.

For once Dana is right.

Except conor

I don't think its the headliner, likely a comain.

Are new UFC owners going to run company into the ground?

apparently aldo vs holloway will be the headliner.

When was the last time a title fight wasn't the main event unless there was a second title fight?

If it's for 208, Holloway hasn't signed the contract yet and I can't think of anyone else who'll be good to go. Maybe Bisping?

cant be any worse than dana desu. also dana still makes all the shit decisions so probabyl gonna be the same old shit

>unless there was a second title fight?

I think Aldo/Max will headline

Bisping will continue to duck Homero

>When was the last time a title fight wasn't the main event

UFC 202

>taking the initiative to learn a third language

brazilians like aldo often opt out on relying on translators instead

Bisping will duck Romero till June.

oh and Holm/GDR would be a laughable headliner

Waterson and Mickey will win.

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I think Germaine will murder Holly.

Should I do it?

I have a feeling that I will bitterly regret it...

>Holm/GDR would be a laughable headliner

No it wouldn't.

Germaine got folded like a mattress by Amanda Nunes. She'll do nothing.

>two consecutive losses
>title shot
wtf i hate holly now

>No it wouldn't.

*tips fedora*

its a good fight but no way should it headline a PPV

>no way should it headline a PPV

Why not exactly?

stop holding bitterness in your bum heart

>Ronda wins at 207
>Holly wins at 208
>Holm vs. Rousey II at MSG
>2 million buys confirmed

Toast to good business.

>coral springs

>Holm has power in her hands

I regret starting this meme.

a) that was for the McGregorweight belt
b) I meant "when was the last time a title fight wasn't the main event when there wasn't another title fight on the card". There wasn't a title fight on 202.

We're in the post-200 world, lad.

S P I C Y
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Thanks for remind me where I live, bro.

because nobody knows who GDR is and Holm's stock is diminished after 2 losses. Would sell very poorly.

will alex stop speaking to him now

>her hands

If you said this you're a moron. Most of her KOs come from headkicks, she's otherwise pillow fisted, even during her boxing career.

>when was the last time a title fight wasn't the main event when there wasn't another title fight on the card

UFC 196

>McGregorweight belt
>Tfw 202ers are real

>Would sell very poorly.

Would do much better than anything Bisping or Woodley headline.

>coral sperg

I completely forgot that Holm got choked out on a McGregor card, thanks breh.

>implying I wasn't being sardonic

Yeah but only Brock Lesnar is close to being roided out of available weight classes

Why does Ronda only date losers?

twitter.com/ufc/status/809113733712740352
>Belfort v Gastelum is the headliner

what the fuck

Maybe she'll date you next m8

Vitor is a big name in Brazil pup

Is holding a Gooberbelt at some point more important for your professional and economical success than an actual belt?

This really made me think today

GO BENNY

It's some shit Brazil card, they always drag out the old Brazilian names for those cards

Is Holly Holm the most undeserving title contender in the history of the Ultimate Fighting Championship?

Brazil cards are always good casual.

The McGregorweight Title is the most prestigious title in all of combat sports.

Why are you so butthurt about it? Is your name Ronda?

>ywn eat out that weight cut asshole

Did you not watch Bader v Nog 2?

Dan Henderson.

>professional
depends how you define it
>economical
definitely yes, you get double, perhaps triple red panty nights

Not interested in watching a bunch of old post-steroid brazilians fight lad

the whole thing is retarded. Cryborg cries about no 145 division and then when it finally comes she turns it down. like all of a sudden its hard for her to make 145

>Unironically asking this after Bisping fought old man Hendo for the belt just 2 months ago

No doubt

You beat McGregor, you become famous and you get to lose a rematch after you've negotiated a tidy deal with the UFC

what kind of dog does goober have?

Miesha retired and Shevchenko is already undersized for 135 as is.

Who else would you give the shot to? I'm genuinely interested to know.

Don't talk about Dee like that.

Shevchenko would beat both of the title challengers and twice on Sunday.

>memeing

Serious answers only.

She already mollywhopped Holm once, and I don't see anything in de Randamie's game except size that she's better at against Shevchenko.

Dan was coming off spectacular KO win over a top ten opponent.

I would do some kind of 4 woman or 8 woman tournament.

Hector Lombard is a fat welterweight and Henderson was ranked 13. That was utter bullshit and you know it.

The fight is at 145 dingus.

>Hector Lombard
>top 10

Lol idiot

Yes, and?

Their striking is marginally different

i want to see vanzant and northcutt having sex

>Barboza-Dariush CONFIRMED for Vitor-Gastelum card

Shevchenko walks around at 135 so how can she compete for the 145 belt? Think for a minute.

>>JDS vs Struve 2 to headline UFC FN 105
This match makes no sense

Unironically because they needed a main event for 208

Seriously, they've created an entire division for a PPV

By weighing in between 136 and 145?

Neither did Bader Nog 2, and yet here we are.

Waldo is already pussying away from Max ? lel

>By weighing in between 136 and 145?

Are you being intentionally stupid my man?

This is like saying Frankie Edgar should fight for the welterweight belt.

>Tfw that flag