Oh No!
A gang of std-riddled serial rapist clowns have kidnapped you, bound, gagged, and stuffed you in a conspicuous black van, and are taking you to an abandoned warehouse in central Nevada, where they plan to do unspeakable things! Not all hope is lost, the main character from the last movie you've watched is attempting to rescue you, but no one else will know of your predicament until it's too late.
> How fucked are you?
Way too long to read..
Uh, Jack Black from Nacho Libre I suppose. I trust him.
yaay! saved by Wolverine.
Then we go drinkin.
Judge Dredd,pretty meh
About 75% of the villains from suicide squad. I think I'm fine.
batman v superman....does this mean i get both? either way i think i'm good
I choose to be horribly raped and possibly killed by these clowns.
SHIT YEAH
I got the terminator
harry from eraserhead
Major from Ghost in the Shell. I am okay with this.
>John Wick 2
I'm fucking golden
> A History of Violence
I think I'm good.
I guess I win
I watched Taken last night
Patrick Bateman
Fucking clutch
I just have to escape him after
Doctor Strange. I'm good.
Mad Max...I might survive
>Passion of the Christ
I'm good unless these clowns have some nails
FUCK CORY FROM CORY IN THE HOUSE. Sup Forums I'M FUCKED
Hellboy.
I'm probably going to be ok
Sam and Dean from supernatural. They got this shit. Thank you God
Scarlett jhohansonn from ghost in the shell Woop Woop after she saves me maby we can shit in each others genitals and molest foetuses
So its toriko for me ... hmm i take it
The last movie I watched was Sin City, so I think i'm good.
A snow leopard
John Wick.
Wew
>Snake Plissken.
I think I'm in good hands for ESCAPE FROM NEVADA
likely fucked...
Just watched the Starcrash episode of the MST3K reboot.
I got a guyliner wearing, perm sporting, laser sword wielding David Hasselhoff.
Austin Powers. I'm saved.
Frank Abagnale Jr.
>The Babadook
Welp, I'm fucked
>Jesus of Nazareth
Simba from The Lion King. should be interesting
Obi Wan Kenobi vs the Rapist Clowns.
Canon Star Wars movie
Shit i watched "Help!"
You think Ringo is gonna come through?
Snake Plissken
congrats. you are rescued just before they homosex you to death........to death.....
Fuck I watched Tenacious D last night. Hope JB and KG can beat them with their rock.
Scott pilgrim, that will be fucking awesome
Russian avenger team. They couldn't deal with some babyfaced gym god with universal remote as a weapon, so... I pretty much fucked. Srsly, they suck. The guy in charge of it is going to shock hollywood with the free artwork from anonymous painters... that sent him tons of dicks...
John Wick, feeling pretty fucking good about my chances.
Jennifer Jason Leigh and Jude Law, from Existenz, debate whether the savage anal rape we are enduring at the hands of a harlequin buggery cult is real, or part of an immerse videogaming experience.
>John Wick
Yeah those fuckers are ded lol
The motherfuckin power rangers
>Hunter S. Thompson
I'm fucked aren't I
>The Terminator
I think I'm good
Come at me pussies
John Wick
God better have some mercy on those clowns
Lucky Luck! fuck yeah!!
my ass i save
but not before it get's kinky
cause... you know, comedy and all
Logan
Dis gon be gud
Interstellar
A man in the 5th dimension
I'm fucked
liam neeson
... chris farley from tommyboy... can david spade please come as well???? I guess I'm fucked either way arent I...
Doctor Strange. Fuck ya
SANDY WEXLER BABY IM FUCKING SAVED
...
The last movie I watched was IT, so I think I'm good.
That's just one more clown user.
Kek. Considering that bunch of Japs in planes from WW2 era are going to save me. I'm actually fine. I hope. (Movie is Pearl Harbor)
I'm good.
I can't even remember what movie I saw last. shows are were it's at
Oh boy oh boy oh boy i get to fuck me some clowns
Hannible Lecter is coming.
trainspotting t2. I don't think a junkie is gonna be able to rescue me.
The last movie i see, it have to be the whole movie to count?
Great. Norm Macdonald from Dirty Work is coming to save the day
Peter Quill from Guardians of the Galaxy. I should be okay.
Actually though, I'd probably be fine with that, except for the STDs.
An actor/actress is meant tp save me? Fuck that, they are fucking useless.
i cant even remember the last movie i watched
>fast and the furious 8
Dominic Toretto
John Wick. I think I'm fine.