Is sex a meme? i'm 26 and i never had sex (or touched a girl fwiw) and i can't even imagine sex anymore

is sex a meme? i'm 26 and i never had sex (or touched a girl fwiw) and i can't even imagine sex anymore.

do people actually have sex? does it actually feel good? how often do people usually have sex? why can't i have sex?

>meme
it can be
>have sex
yes
>feel good
yes
>how often
varies, usually less the longer together
>why can't
you're not trying hard enough

how do i try harder? what do?

i've never even hugged a girl

theres a dark side to it. I'm 24 and I've had so much sex i cant even cum from sex without EXTREME effort. I hate it.

U know how it feels better when someone else rubs your back than when you do it that's what sex is like but with your dick

that sounds really comfy, do what

>Do people actually have sex
Wat
You need to go out dude, like quickly

source?

had sex a few times in my life
the last time i had was 2-3 days ago
not a huge fan
fapping feels bettr imo

>is sex a meme? i'm 26 and i never had sex (or touched a girl fwiw)
It was 25 years for me, having grown up with multiple bodily dysfunctions
>Growing up with the internet
>NEET 'til age 22
>cervical spine injuries
>bad habits
>postural dysfunctions
>depression/anxiety/don't know what the fuck i'm doing from the onset of puberty

I'm now 30, had a girlfriend for 5 years and I'm about to graduate and start my career in remedial massage.

Tips; Get off this shitfest for a while, you don't have to give it up permanently but you need to experience real life.

Warning signs that you're fucked up
>Food pickiness and aversion to trying new things
>Inability to interact with anyone who's not close to you
>Bad sleeping habits, a well functioning circadian rhythm is essential to feeling 'normal' in your head
>Postural dysfunction; show me a pic from side and head on and I can assess you
>No employment/dreams/prospects/drive to succeed.

Invest yourself in health and fitness if you truely want to be a normie. Or just pay a hooker and take the easy path. Up to you.

I had my share of sex but i suffer from PE so my relationships never last and always end up with the chick leaving me. And understandably so. Feels bad man. Ill never have a companion.

>growing up with the internet
I say this because if you spend the majority of you're time on here you are seriously out of touch with real life. I've experienced both sides of this spectrum, I don't advocate for abstinence but balance.

sauce?

Sounds like it could be improper breathing/pelvic floor muscle dysfunction (Nerve entrapment). There's always a reason for things like this.

Newfag, you don't ask for source on cp.

Alternatively: trying too hard.

the people here have more sex than they actually have.

I agree , too much sex plus too much porn , can't cum , fuck like a cunt , have to think about shit I feel bad about to make me cum , only upside is wife told all her mate I fuck like a champ kek

her name is caela, she's like 20 something, she posts on soc. no real sauce, just go on soc and look out for her
you're a retard

you don't even have to have sex.

Don't get hung up over it. You have to make time for someone else that you get along with, there's body parts to deal with, and reaching compromises regarding preferences.

most people run into some kind of annoyances regarding sex, sometimes even life-threatening ones.

sex isn't bad at all but often overrated

24, never had sex, never had gf, used to it, not worth pursuing anyway, moving on.

>fwiw

Fuck you virgin autistic fucking retarded cunt for making me have to fucking google that shit

Fucking faggot kids making up their own fucking abbreviations and forcing it down their gay faggot friends' throats until they start fucking using it and then everyone uses it and so they fucking feel important like they fucking accomplished something with their life.

Stop fucking making up so many fucking faggot damn abbreviations it's fucking annoying as shit.

Seriously fucking stop. it's literal fucking autism gosh FUCKING damn it I am angry today

>cp
I dont think you actually know what that word means

that abbreviation is older than you, turbosperg

doesn't it just mean cool porn?

not but no it really isn't. i've never heard of it until this topic and you're fucking stupid

No, it means clown party

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>it literally is older than he is

kek

yeah that's because you're an underage newfag. that term is more than 20 years old, get learned

holy shit look at how archaic this shit is

that other kid eternally btfo as underaged b&

he's gonna lose his shit when he hears about "lol"

lol

Just because you haven't done it doesn't make it a meme. You my friend, are the meme.

god damn it

>tfw the www came about in 1989
>i can pull up fwiw from 1989

you're right when you said it's older than the damn internet lol

damn son nice research

>the people here have more sex than they actually have.
Do you england?

While almost any woman can have sex, only the top 20% of guys ever get any sex nowadays. So dont count on much OP

You watch too much porn, OP.

People don't actually have sex. People barely even talk to each other. Everything you've been taught is a lie.

user, you wrote down the exact things i didn't know mattered in a human to have normal social relations.

i went from kissless neet to perfect boyfriend in like 2 years and now that i think about it those are like the things that actually changed in me in that period.

somebody copy this, we need it for every "why don't i have sex" thread