I would say that I'm shamelessly killing a different and perhaps superior thread by starting this one...

I would say that I'm shamelessly killing a different and perhaps superior thread by starting this one, but we're on Sup Forums. Have at it, tards.

Cut my girlfriend

The 8 ball says no, but I say do it.

oh mighty 8ball should I end it?

will we fuck?

Will I die as a virgin like Isaac Newton?

asking again

reroll

again asking

Should I disappear from her?

Will I ever be free of the madness?

If I shouldn't disappear from her, should I at least call her bullshit out to her?

are we going out on friday?

So just stick around and don't expect anything to happen.

will i pass the drug test

Is she seeing someone that isn't me?

Is my missing cat ok?

Will I make it?

Asking again, is my missing cat ok?

should i get back with daisy

im tired as fuck. it will fucking snow the whole day. should i go to this music show i have 50 dollar tickets to

rollin

Does she even really matter anymore?

should i masturbate

will I do well on my chem final?

Will I ever find a woman?

Will I succeed in life?

>ask again
reroll

Roll

is she just fucking w/ me?

Will sonkan sleep with selena gomez?

does she like me, romantically?

Should I kill myself?

will i have sex with a sexy person?

will she like me romantically in the future?

Will i ever find love?

this.

fuck.

will i die within the next year

Should I go an an immigrant slaying lunar tour?

Should I kill evil leftists?

Should I kill nogs?

Tell me you fuck

Will I ever see her again?

killing puppets doesnt do shit you need to kill the source of brainwashing so that they turn normal again, otherwise even more leftists just replace them and it wont matter

Will I ever benefit from this?

Is she going to write back soon?