High press

>high press

>quality posting

>quality country

>crossing

>crossdressing

>3-5-2

>tiki-taka

>gaygenpressing

>non-weebs

>xG/xA

>more goals equus better game

>Playstation defender

National League

>a goal is a goal

>offense beats defense

HAHAHAHA, another one of these EPIC threads where people copy the same unfunny posts they've seen over and over that weren't even funny the first time, lmao to this fine thread good sirs!!!

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>am gay

>HAHAHAHA, another one of these EPIC comment where people copy the same unfunny posts they've seen over and over that weren't even funny the first time, lmao to this fine comment good sir!!!

>""""""""World""""""""" Series

>where people copy the same unfunny posts they've seen over and over that weren't even funny the first time

Thanks, user, I was struggling to find a proper definition when someone asked me what a meme was. Now I can tell him this and she will understand.

*her

kek, even autocorrect thinks I never talked to a grill.

>ugly win

>We won the second half

>counterattacking football

>4-1-2-1-2

>low block

>kek, even autocorrect thinks I never talked to a grill.

>vollgasfussball

>sweeper keeper

>I only watch men's football

> technical gesture

>swapping jerseys

>false 9

>customers

>goal-line technology

>2-1-2-2-1-2

>top scorer in the Eredivisie

>sport

>4-2-3-1

Enjoy your ban, potatonigger

>USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

>garra charrua

Is 4-3-3 the only acceptable formation according to Sup Forums

>newfag detected
Obviously 3-5-2 is the goat formation.

>casual confirmed

your formation depends on your opponent's formation.

certain formations are stronger than others against a given opposition formation.

Damn, am I late for the roast?

>Laudrup

>German
>late for roast

>theatre of dreams

>tfw this guy has a gf

>ynwa

it's probably his poor mother. she sacrificed her dreams and her life to unconditionally support that creature

>White country

>Heavy metal football

that's his mom taking the picture

millennials were a mistake

What the fuck? The mothers in porn do look nothing like this!

I-is this a real girl?

>Christian, English-speaking country not dissolving into pieces

>9-and-a-half

>trequartista

>I'm an Ultra

A team from the NL literally just won the worlds eries faggot

lol no

>implying that makes pitchers hitting excusable

underrated

>forward at the point during a power play

>CF
>LF
>Box to box
>Total football

They won it because they were able to use SchwarbGOD as the DH

they literally won because of the DH rule you poophead

>they're entertainers

>false no 9

>attacking defender

>nine and a half
>trequartista
>regista

>Anchor man

>out and out striker
>inverted winger

>Americans calling soccer 'football'.

Is there anything more sports-fedora then this?

>weighted dips

>footballing solution

>mobility

>Americans calling a field a pitch, calling speed pace, calling a tie a draw, calling a game a tie, calling a game a match, not using the collective singular when referring to a team
Why?

Why are British retarded. Please respond

All the non dregs of the gene pool left for the colonies leaving only the inbred aristocracy and the spawn of their bastard children.

>winger

>Wing-back

>2-7-1

hey guys remember that game between argentina and the us mutant ninja turtles where all argentina had to do is press and usa was spilling the spaghetti all over

Yep and I remember you losing the next one because fucking Messi missed a penalty. What's your punto?

Kek they're shit argie bro, mexico expoopsed them twice In their bunkers. They're done for

>King's Pawn openings

CHI

>cebollita

>fianchetto attacks

There's nothing wrong with saying pace or a match, you sperg, especially if you watch both soccer, tennis, plus whatever North American sport

>futbol

Enjoy your ban, Mohammed

In American English, pace doesn't mean being fast. It means rhythm, tempo, or relative speed. E.g., he sets the pace or even his pace is too slow.

>I rate ball playing defenders and keepers

I don't know why but this made me laugh