Ask a 1%er Motorcycle Club member anything

Ask a 1%er Motorcycle Club member anything.

Won't say what club, won't talk about any other fucking clubs either.

I'm bad at this kinda thing. It's a sooper spooky club, so I can't answer questions about that. I can answer questions about the lifestyle.

Motorcycles are fun as fuck and you should ride one too. I have a 2001 1200 Sportster.

I've been a club member for a rather well known MC club in Florida for 3 years last week. Sorry for the lame image and ambiguity, ladies, this is how we represent to the greater world if we don't know you.bIt's I know, super sekkrict and spooky but I can answer everything but specific details.

Replies like kys and gfys are welcome.

how long did it take you to get your cut?

1 percent of what?

Meth or speed?

Did you and your club all jerk off to sons of anarchy together.

Did you have to prospect, if so for how long until you were considered a member?

Do 1% clubs really have unspoken laws such as no blacks and no gays?

Do you rub drugs on your rallies?

Ever sucked a dick?

is it true you have to suck off all the members to for your initiation?

1%er bikers... they're the 1% outlaws while 99% are law abiding faggots

What's the most violent thing you've ever done

What are your thoughts on this image?

edgy faggot

Start answering questions nigger! My interest is fading with haste

Tell us the truth, OP. You're 15-20 men clad in leather, sweating together.
Do you truly suck as much cock as everybody thinks you guys do? Be honest.

He's got an MC patch on that jacket, what would happen if he walked into a bar wearing that and a bunch of you cocksuckers were in there drinking?

I know a bit about bikie clubs having been affiliated with some family friends, one of which was the head of this club, he got bashed by his "underlings" because they were jealous of what he had, is that a common occurrence in all clubs? or is that just some fucking metheads being retarded?

You type like a faggot, unless you think you are trying to assimilate.

>"sooper spooky club"
>"super sekkrict and spooky"
>rides a sportster
are you even trying?

Just under a year, but I prospected for another year and a half after that.

1% of bikers are outlaws, the the other 99% are regular ass citizens on motorcycles. The 1% patch means you are... so many things. Anyone can wear one even if you are not in a club, sew it on a vest, but you better be able to defend it.

Those are interchangeable and both are bad for your health. We are upstanding citizens and do not endorse drug use or manufacture.

I got patched before that show ever aired, and honestly, the show is kinda dumb and not accurate at all, if we were to commit criminal actions, which we do not. We certainly don't manufacture guns, wow, we'd buy and resell them if we had anything to do with guns, which we do absolutely do not, except at our leisure outside of club activities ect.

Raw dogged 3 dicks at once
-OP

>It's a sooper spooky club
if I say argo... you say?

yo STFU faggot my old man is an been in the hell's Angles for 40 years
party's at our house and members where always around .......you ant shit

spooky....MF'er you spooky

>y-yeah well my dads in the h-hells angels. my daddy's cooler than you.

... how old are u? Thirteen? Go to bed!

hey OP......are you that much of a punk ass bitch? you need a group to feel safe?
you fucking bikers make me sick. those fucking noisy ass harleys that are slow as molasses. lol i threw a handful of roofing nails out my window on the freeway, trying to make you fuckers crash.

Were you always degenerate criminal scum or did that happen later on in life?

I never said he was my daddy user...kek

>come on now
If you asked me IRL I'd say of course, but IRL we do not. It's not that gay,

I can't speak of that on legal reasons, but we have friendly brawls in this subculture. Besides consensual fights, I believe I in an alternative universe, kicked a guys ribs in and broke another guys nose and threw caltrops in the tires of a car passing closely, who crashed, and I don't think he could have survived. If any of that were true,

Fake candy-ass stuff. I'm sorry I don't follow the show, I don't watch TV, but I know it's all fantasy and role-play.

Yes. Gimme

Sons of Anarchy, maybe a kind word, because wearing that is just disrespectful around real MCs.

Something similar, and we dont' know the club, serious words would be had.

Ugh, bro, I dunno about any other clubs, but I'd say that guy got what was coming to him or violated some bylaw he ought not have. If the President or any officer fucked up enough, yeah, he'd get beat the fuck up, but that's almost unheard of.

I browse Sup Forums, I post here. What of it?

Great-uncle was the national president of a 1%, literally every member is mid 50's. I hear all the time that they handle business, but I assume the drug running is prilosec and Viagra.

>1%
>Sportster
nigga wat?

Nah, nobody with respect to a club mentions the clubs name in this context. Fucking kys.

Nobody's ever thrown nails on the road for us, in something like 57 years. You could try, I guess. But we are upstanding citizens with an interest in motorcycles and your actions would be felonous.

Later in life. Also we are upstanding citizens, ect, lol.

Yep a 'Nightster'. It's minimalist. What of it? It's not even mine now, the club holds the title.

Never seen an "outlaw" on that small of a bike so calling bs

What would the other members in your club think about you hosting an AMA thread about being a 1 percenter, you attention seeking faggot.

So you are basically H.O.G. but without the membership fees?

Dude ... an "outlaw" riding a bitch bike.
hahahahaha

if you aren't a fucking criminal, why do you post this 1% shit? next time just open a fucking bicycle riding thread for enthusiasts like you

You are all a bunch of stupid faggots in the most literal term.

Sportster? Ha ha ha ha. You little botch. I bet your nothing more then a hang around that they won't let in because you won't stop talking about sons of anarchy.
Faggot, get a real bike. What are you a little girl?

a motherfuckin bitch bike!
HAHAHAHAHAHA

A good friend of mine was the founder of the Kings a' Nuthin'
Ever heard of them?

How do 1%ers feel about 99%ers riding around in their area in general? I'm getting a bike soon and I don't really feel like a bunch of pissed off fucks on cruisers or crotch rockets for reasons I don't really want to understand

The club took your bike title? You are stupid

OP isn't a 1%er. Sportsters are for the ladies

It's a 1200cc, it's quick. It's at least 3 times faster than your Econoline van or your mom's minivan.

It's a motorcycle club with deep roots in tradition, the Sportster is the platform most like the ones the founders of the club rode. Lightwight and powerful, stripped down, simple. We rejected a prospect for riding a V-Rod until he replaced it with an aircooled bike over 1000cc, it's right there in the bylaws. The fuck is the point of a MC if you let any asshole in two wheels in?

Trying this hard

hahahahaha

What state are you in faggot?

So you finally got around to watching Sons of Anarchy and thought it would be fun to LARP?

What do you think of this amazing bike?

guess you could be a nigger. ive seen black bike clubs on anything
White 1%er ain't on no ladies bike faggot

>1%er
Do you faggots use lube when you fuck each other at the meetings or just go in dry?

OP is a FAGGOT

Personally, I respect anyone on two wheels, Some of my brothers resent everyone on any bike that isn't from the US. Most don't care, though. I heard some bros I know beat the shit out of some guy on a Honda Shadow or Vmax or someshit because he gave them all a salute as he rode by. They took it as that Honda rider thought he was one of us. I don't agree with that, but such cases.

That's standard issue bike club shit. They get your bike and keep it if you leave early (before you die, if you are confused)

are you cia or do you just work for them?

Fucking laughing my ass off at you, faggot but then ... V-Rod?!?
goddamn I'm rolling on the floor!
should have done a bit more research huh?

I'm 24 and got the highest score in my MSF class. My state doesn't lane split and I work 20 miles away, highways usually around 70mph. Should I start on a ninja 300 or a ninja 650/sv650/fz07? The r3 seems too tucked for commuting and the cbr300/cbr500 seem underpowered in their classes. klr650 and vstrom650 are also options.

My experience with bikers is that they tend to be weak little individuals in need of a "clan" to feel safe.

You a little bitch too, bro?

Warlock or Outlaw

Preaching to the choir user but how many 1%ers are on Sportsters? Exactly, none. Thread fake and sweet

Florida, I thought I said that. Pretty sure I did. Did I?

Say some MC language in there otherwise I know you're a butt-hurt repressed faggots.

Yeah, everyone knows in our clubs shares women and assholes among each other, common knowledge. Between jerking off to Hitler, we have orgies in the clubhouse Also we never wash our riding jeans or cut.

Come down smell it sometime and you'd believe. You might be invited to the clubhouse, if you got a tight asshole and pale skin? Love to have you! haha.

>how-to go to jail the post

what's your worth

Hello.

at those speeds, something quick and heavy. (600lbs and up).

Why the fuck should I care?

you've been busted so give it up.

>motorcycles are fun and you should ride one too

Nah. Rather have a vehicle that isn't reliant on the weather to be useful.
I'll stick with my car, cuck.

>1%er
> fucking Sportster
Top fucking kek

How do you feel about independence missouri police officer national biker gang expert Steve cook?

I have a car and a bike.
Your mind fucking blown.

>mind blown
Not as bad as your bank account's been blown.

>dont buy expensive bicycle
>dont worry about storage and maintenance
>no extra payments
>not sitting on useless vehicle more than half of the year
>save money

Whoa, man, don't post that around here,

I live in Florida, if you can't ride here year-round you're only cucking yourself spending time in a cage.

MC traditions, lightweight motorcycles, big engines, cut off and bobbed. Fucking V-rod with water colled engine or soem fat-ass bagger is not what this is about, idk what the fuck you ae talking about. This is a traditional MC, not some HD corporate club for dentists and lawyers.

SV650 is a fantastic motorcycle and it's average enough in every respect that you can decide want you like and dislike in a bike,

>save money
You can't take it with you when you go.

Hey OP!
Want to know how I know you fibbin?
You'd be surprised to know who comes here

>florida

Oh, you're in Florida.
Well, that says enough. What's it like living in a shit-hole?

37k on my '14 SGS year-the-fuck-round

boi