a mod told me if Sup Forums doesn't have a dick rate thread at least once every 15 minutes the board will shut down
A mod told me if Sup Forums doesn't have a dick rate thread at least once every 15 minutes the board will shut down
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There once was a man from nuntucket,
his penis was was small and he said 'fuck it'
i'll send it to all and see who see's,
unfortunately none did it please.
You fucked up the rhyming structure. 3/10, do better next time. OPs dick is also not small.
sees*
Rate it
>shaves legs
>bnot pubes
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stop reposting the same shit every thread
fagbump
bump
Holy shit op you vein looks like it's gonna fucking pop
Fuck it. Rate?
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Guess my size
rate it
Nothing is more gay than this thread
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my dog is
id let you fuck my pussy, tits and mouth, maybe ass
kik?
what's your cup size?
rate?
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perf
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There are better r8 threads on /soc/
hell there are better random threads on soc
dick is 9/10 i like that vein sooo nice. the photo however, sucks. a disembodied dick isn't that arousing. work on photography skills.
i was going for 7/10, but its so expertly groomed i'll give it 8/10. background a nice touch, 9/10 total.
same problem as OP, a disembodied dick on a table. bad photo skills, no frame of reference. dick itself is pretty cute though, i love a nice uncut dick. dick 8/10, photo 2/10.
....dont really like this photo either but its a step in the right direction. try angling your phone up a bit more so we can see your stomach and thighs as well as your dick. your room's also a bit sparse... photo 5/10. cant really see your pubes so its hard to judge your dick, but i'll giive it aaaaaa 6.5/10.
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You're a faggot; go suck some cock instead of posting them.
1/2
2/2 thoughts?
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9, very nice and nice stomach
8, would probably be higher but the pic is kinda blurry
Completely flaccid here. Just trimmed my pubes. Also I'm fat.
tried to fix =\
thanks
guy that actually rates and gives photography advice on top of it
>the mods
>doing fucking anything, ever
top b8 m8
Thoughts?
Oh my god that's a cute little dick, love it! Can't tell if uncut but it looks goregous 9/10
>tfw user actually posts a picture of THEIR dick
show butt
this is my favorite photo so far. nice clothing, makes you look mature and sexy with the arm hair. nice room, nice angling. penis playfully poking out, not in a creepy sex offender way. photo 10/10 penis also 10/10, very aesthetic and cute with nice veins and head. perfect!
......nope. photo is half a blanket and the top half of underwear. cannot see thighs or balls. photo 4/10 penis head looks like it has a blood clot, and no neck at all, just head. it also gets smaller at the bottom for some reason. penis 2/10. sorry.
uhhh....7 inches? photo gives off sex offender vibes. showing off a boner in the dark to your beavis and butthead blanket. no work was put into the photo... photo 3/10... penis has weird crown thing in the neck, nice head though. kinda weird how the pubes stop exactly at the base of the penis but continue up the thighs cleanly. ....penis......4/10.
>Sup Forums
>mods
k
Just wanted to pop in and let everyone with under 8in know that you can't hit the anterior and posterior fornix and you'll never fully satisfy a woman
rate mine
Your gov and isp are spying on your internet activity vpnprogram.com
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Do you have a kik or something?
after a spanking (:
Man I could use some Flamin' Hot Chee-Toes right now.
hahahahaha
Didn't need to satisfy ur mum
Just needed a gash to catch my cum
nope sorry
just a random straight guy posting his dick for Sup Forums
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as God intended
your dicks are disgusting.
That's...really nice.
11/10
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4.5/10
Not bad for a white guy.
2/10.
Your dick looks like a burn victim.
Uncut isn't my thing really.
Not going to rate it but you might be one of the biggest so far.
Rate mine
Kik: Carude
I'll take "When Sounding Goes Wrong" for $800, Alex.
hows the size of mine?
More?
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give honest input before I send this to a girl
Is that cum or pre?
Rate pls
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Rate
Rate?
my girl says 1 1/2 not even 1. :/
bump
i rate 4.5
this bitch next to me rates 9
Rate Mine
Rate
>show butt
>>>
gf 1/10
i rate prob 2.1/10
Suck?
More
Absolutely not
Well, tell the bitch thanks?... Haha
Out of ten preferably
That head... I will suck
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Rate meeee
rate pls
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r8 me
I second this
R8
8/10
I'd like to see your feet, if it's possible
R8 the big dick fat guy1/2
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2/2
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