Her NOSE

Her NOSE

LOL

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It's tiny and cute.
What's the fucking problem?

I like it.

Coincidence? I think not

As if her nose is the worst part.
Never mind her anemic, malnourished, quite frankly diseased-looking attributes.

Whale lover detected

Yummy.

Americans love their women like they like their streets. Extra wide.

Snuggle nose. A cute little thing. You got a problem with it?

Nope. Not one bit.

I just prefer women who don't look contagious or so severely inbred.

Bolle neus

I see.

Still, go fuck yourself, you whale lover.

She's probably 7 feet tall by now and could most likely beat your ass.

Hmmm.

I see nothing wrong here.

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She's tall like her manly mom

Her sister is 5'4, and I would gladly pick her up and fuck her

>>blocks your path..

Cindy loo hoo?

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>>reverses time

I'd do them all.

what are all those specs of dirt on her face

I swear to God their mom is John Turturro with long hair

>>open door
>>see this handcuffed to bed
>>what do?

Well, if her voice sounds like him, I'd jump out the window. I think he's a cool actor but Dakota and Elle would be good enough for me (in my dreams).

>Closes door and leaves
Cause apparently her nose makes her ugly.

Perfect nose on right

Ayylmao nose on left

>>hello user

Dakota is nourished

Thinking about Dakota

I wonder if she would kiss me if I asked nicely

>Her NOSE

I am a really attractive guy. She probably would want to bang me more than I want to bang her.

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Selfie with timestamp or you're a fat neckbeard.

Trips confirm theory.

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You already have the bias to call me ugly, regardless of what I look like. So fuck off

Oh the innocence

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It doesn't seem like her standards are very high anyway

Give her a bowl of eggs while I cum on floor tiles and activate my almonds.

Thinkin bout thos beans

Chekd

damn. just imagine how hideous the offspring would be (assuming her genes aren't too fubar'd to allow procreation)

She seems to have a fetish for short guys

The fannings are cute and all, but Evanna Lynch as Luna is prime cute blonde boner material.

smell her armpits then uncuff her

Rumor is she's fucking this guy

Just let her go?

>>a challenger appears

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No contest...JJ wins

Pretty sure she's the most beautiful woman on the planet atm.

I can't think of any better.

LOL she's pretty but most beautiful on the planet? Not even fucking close dude. She's not even the prettiest woman in her family.

Brown eyes and bleach blonde.

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Lol, I find that very attractive. Then again, I live in XIXth century Germany and write sonnets and romantic ballads.

You're a nose.