Just lost my virginity at age 26...AMA

Just lost my virginity at age 26...AMA

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

are you gay?

Does your ass still hurt?

How big was his dick OP?

What took so long?

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Whats the recipe for concentrated dark matter?

Why is my poop purple?

How much did it cost OP

No

No

cesium and water

I'm a pussy

Free...Crazy right?

Are you a girl?

26

Then was she a beluga

Did you enjoy the dicking? So how´s your ass?

you gonna post pics of her?

No..I would post pics but I'm scared of you guys

I'm not gay like OMG wtf bruh

then post a pic but blur the face

I'm on a phone though

Did she let you stick a finger in her ass?

How disappointed was she when you were unable to make her cum?

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fuck forgot pic

She said she came and her body was convulsing at one point so I don't think she was lying (plus my bed was wet as fuck)

no one cares that you peed your bed

Never tried but she definitely would have...Very summisive

Don't you wish you didn't wait? Just paid a hooker to suck your ween?

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Lol I dont think I pissed my bed

Lol I don't think I pissed my bed

Lol I dont think I pissed my bed

You a guy or girl?

Oops

well, you aren't that. pussies actually get fucked more often

A guy

Why am I not surprised?
Why wait so long?

congratulations!

and is your mom pregnant now?

Rekt

What is the relationship between impedance and length of a conductor?

Idk I guess I just waited for a girl to throw herself at me

Yes

Also didn't want to fuck a hooker

you pissed your bed! period!

Checked, and if that's your attitude I'm surprised it happened at all.

D E L E T E

T H I S

Can you post a green text of the events?

I probably should have made this at home on my computer

This is so triggering.

i remember the first time i put my penis in a women. 17, man i was so excited lasted 2min. game over. today women are a drug to me. i just love to pick up and fuck anything w/ a pussy!

How do I get blood stains out of the carpet?

Not a virgin but super worry about my walk because of a bad knee injury

Checked, I'm right there with ya friend

holy shit everything except the running shoes

If anything don't you mean she pissed my bed?

sorry drunk, comment wasn't directed towards you user.