>Be me college student and still living with parents
>Overweight; parents encouraging me constantly to lose weight
>Tonight I am hungry from beating off to Prison School; need a snack
>Walk downstairs to get snack; Dad sleeping on couch. Can’t make noodles
>Struggle to get back to my room as I am famished and losing power levels
>Just before I give up hope I see a foreman grill on my shelf
>jewhands.png
>Makes noodles in my room while beating it to anime
Pic related
Be me college student and still living with parents
If i was your parents i'd cut the internet and watch you slowly die.
fucking A dude. Try to lose weight tho.
Better open the window for fresh air
There is a reason why you are a fat McJiggletits
Don't complain about issues you have control of, but refuse to fix.
>inb4 excuses
Neat stove though
you only do that once theres absolutely no hope
getting close to that though
This is your Dad. Lose weight and stop masturbating.
How tall are you and how much do you weigh?
Reverse image search...no results...user is a legit weaboo fatass
105' tall & three fida
I almost forgot to do this; I was getting lightheaded but the reason I opened the windows was that I have really bad gas right now due to finals.
don't forget to seal your doorcracks, windowsil and any air conditioning vents, wouldn't want you to survive the night.
Indeed. Noodles almost done
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Op do you have any advice how to not become you?
Don't browse Sup Forums or watch prison school
light things in your room for us.
Bro losing weight isnt hard
> once a fat bro here
Was 270 at my highest slowly getting to 230 after 4 months of working hard
Ok.
this thread just got good
Fucking kek OP actually delivered. Fuck I thought I wouldve never seen this in my lifetime.
Your never gonna lose weight eating ramen noodles your just making it worse on yourself.
I'm overweight but the easiest way to lose weight is eating healthier food.
Also I'm on meds that increases my weight gain
Speaking of delivering something... I might just order some pizza now. Also my noodles are done.
why have all my keyboard ? is the logitech G105 a Sup Forums keyboard ?
G105 - G = 105 - 101 = 4 + c +h +a+ n = Sup Forums ?
wow i'm a math pro
got any figurines you can burn?
Light your comuter on fire.
Just a small tiny non criticl part of it nd let it burn for 5 minutes.
After the 5 minutes then you can get a wet towel and pat out the small flames.
Dubs confirm this.
order a pizza and we get to choose what toppings with dubs or trips
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I see you've mastered the art of shitposting
Light your pubes
what are your plans for the summer?
order some pizza from Wendy's
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That's a Coleman grill you dumbass.
I have a hot wheel I can make hot
Nope, obvious OP bait is obvious
you know what to do
>literal hot wheel
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Cool it there, hot shot.
On the next episode OP burns down his house.
Apparently fire spreads
I have the same keyboard but mine is all dusty.
kek
This thread is a pleasant surprise.
keep the fire going?
is it happening? Fried bacon on the way guys kek
Holy fuck get a job.
Shave pubes and light them.
true
rip OP
GTFO CHRIS! Way to be an autistic cuck.
IS THAT A PISS BOTTLE IN THE BACKGROUND
That your piss bottle in the back ground user?
Sure Sup Forumsro
Have this picture which is soon to Sup Forums legendary.
No it is 20% nitro fuel
Welp shit.
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Look at them cum stains on the keyboard
niiice
it should be G105/G but good enough
Also look at the pony mousepad
And then OP set off all of the smoke detectors in the house, waking up his dad, who commenced to slapping his grown high-functioning autistic son with a folded leather belt for setting his room on fire like a dumbass.
The End
>bottle of piss
>literal hot wheels
2am on Sup Forums is silly as fuck
hell yeah. got anything else you can burn?
bump
fuggggggggg
Prime time Sup Forumsro
OP here my dad just ran in my room and asked why I was setting things on fire, eating, and not losing weight. He hit me in the head with a bike chain and said he's going to rethink his entire life for my decisions.
This isn't even cool or funny.
Indeed it is
How about the mousepad?
xmen.jpg
Nice trips on that one.
light your arm on fire
sleep tight baby coon
Burn some fat
-your dad
> that filthy mousepad
> that filthy keyboard
Well, yes it is tho.
fucking KEK.
Fuckin kek
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this
Also damn those trippps, for this I must do a personal sacrifice.
Will do because the tripps
gold
SWASTICKA
Is ectoplasm an instrument?
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There's been lots of indresding threads on /b lately
Will we experience a meme renaissance?
Such a nice idea
my man, OP isn't a fag
Looks like a dick OP. I think you know what part of the body Lord Kek is suggesting next.
Sleep tight baby coon.
Sig heil
You're alright, OP, you're alright.
Keyboard
What is OP even studying for college anyways? Let me guess; it's humanities, isn't it? Or some kind of English lit major?
Thanks user
Computer science.
Also fire is hot.
>studying computer science
>surprised fire is hot
For fuck's sake...