Be me college student and still living with parents

>Be me college student and still living with parents
>Overweight; parents encouraging me constantly to lose weight
>Tonight I am hungry from beating off to Prison School; need a snack
>Walk downstairs to get snack; Dad sleeping on couch. Can’t make noodles
>Struggle to get back to my room as I am famished and losing power levels
>Just before I give up hope I see a foreman grill on my shelf
>jewhands.png
>Makes noodles in my room while beating it to anime
Pic related

If i was your parents i'd cut the internet and watch you slowly die.

fucking A dude. Try to lose weight tho.

Better open the window for fresh air

There is a reason why you are a fat McJiggletits

Don't complain about issues you have control of, but refuse to fix.
>inb4 excuses
Neat stove though

you only do that once theres absolutely no hope
getting close to that though

This is your Dad. Lose weight and stop masturbating.

How tall are you and how much do you weigh?

Reverse image search...no results...user is a legit weaboo fatass

105' tall & three fida

I almost forgot to do this; I was getting lightheaded but the reason I opened the windows was that I have really bad gas right now due to finals.

don't forget to seal your doorcracks, windowsil and any air conditioning vents, wouldn't want you to survive the night.

Indeed. Noodles almost done

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Op do you have any advice how to not become you?

Don't browse Sup Forums or watch prison school

light things in your room for us.

Bro losing weight isnt hard
> once a fat bro here
Was 270 at my highest slowly getting to 230 after 4 months of working hard

Ok.

this thread just got good

Fucking kek OP actually delivered. Fuck I thought I wouldve never seen this in my lifetime.

Your never gonna lose weight eating ramen noodles your just making it worse on yourself.
I'm overweight but the easiest way to lose weight is eating healthier food.
Also I'm on meds that increases my weight gain

Speaking of delivering something... I might just order some pizza now. Also my noodles are done.

why have all my keyboard ? is the logitech G105 a Sup Forums keyboard ?

G105 - G = 105 - 101 = 4 + c +h +a+ n = Sup Forums ?
wow i'm a math pro

got any figurines you can burn?

Light your comuter on fire.
Just a small tiny non criticl part of it nd let it burn for 5 minutes.
After the 5 minutes then you can get a wet towel and pat out the small flames.

Dubs confirm this.

order a pizza and we get to choose what toppings with dubs or trips

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I see you've mastered the art of shitposting

Light your pubes

what are your plans for the summer?

order some pizza from Wendy's

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That's a Coleman grill you dumbass.

I have a hot wheel I can make hot

Nope, obvious OP bait is obvious

you know what to do

>literal hot wheel

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Cool it there, hot shot.

On the next episode OP burns down his house.

Apparently fire spreads

I have the same keyboard but mine is all dusty.

kek

This thread is a pleasant surprise.

keep the fire going?

is it happening? Fried bacon on the way guys kek

Holy fuck get a job.

Shave pubes and light them.

true

rip OP

GTFO CHRIS! Way to be an autistic cuck.

IS THAT A PISS BOTTLE IN THE BACKGROUND

That your piss bottle in the back ground user?

Sure Sup Forumsro
Have this picture which is soon to Sup Forums legendary.

No it is 20% nitro fuel

Welp shit.

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Look at them cum stains on the keyboard

niiice

it should be G105/G but good enough

Also look at the pony mousepad

And then OP set off all of the smoke detectors in the house, waking up his dad, who commenced to slapping his grown high-functioning autistic son with a folded leather belt for setting his room on fire like a dumbass.

The End

>bottle of piss
>literal hot wheels

2am on Sup Forums is silly as fuck

hell yeah. got anything else you can burn?

bump

fuggggggggg

Prime time Sup Forumsro

OP here my dad just ran in my room and asked why I was setting things on fire, eating, and not losing weight. He hit me in the head with a bike chain and said he's going to rethink his entire life for my decisions.

This isn't even cool or funny.

Indeed it is
How about the mousepad?

xmen.jpg

Nice trips on that one.

light your arm on fire

sleep tight baby coon

Burn some fat
-your dad

> that filthy mousepad
> that filthy keyboard

Well, yes it is tho.

fucking KEK.

Fuckin kek

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this

Also damn those trippps, for this I must do a personal sacrifice.
Will do because the tripps

gold

SWASTICKA

Is ectoplasm an instrument?

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There's been lots of indresding threads on /b lately

Will we experience a meme renaissance?

Such a nice idea

my man, OP isn't a fag

Looks like a dick OP. I think you know what part of the body Lord Kek is suggesting next.

Sleep tight baby coon.

Sig heil

You're alright, OP, you're alright.

Keyboard

What is OP even studying for college anyways? Let me guess; it's humanities, isn't it? Or some kind of English lit major?

Thanks user
Computer science.

Also fire is hot.

>studying computer science
>surprised fire is hot

For fuck's sake...