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First for AOTY

I want to listen to Atheist, but I'm afraid my friends will think I'm a fedorafag.

what the fuck did you just say to me

/metal/ likes Metallica, r-right?

aoty

thoughts?

>caring what other people think
>wanting to listen to Atheist
holy numan batman

Let's be honest, Slayer is the best thrash band there ever was.

No, THIS is the best thrash band out there

Hey guys, I kinda want to get into black metal. Can you give me some good entry level material to listen to (not cradle of filth tier stuff just something that isn't too niche or outlandish).

INB4:
>MUH bm is shit
>fuck off normie

Atheist fedoras are just a Sup Forums meme, no one IRL will give a shit so as long as you're not a dick about.

Or so long as none of your friends are fundies

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>walmart Obliveon

Dissection - Storm Of The Lights Bane
Immortal - At The Heart Of Winter
Emperor - In The Nightside Eclipse

>Immortal

Sodom is better

>Sodom

Immortal isn't on there, you nu-male

But Emperor is

thanks for the recs

>sodom

thanks for the recs

Litourgiya is unironically god-tier BM though

>slow deep and hard is scaruffi's favorite metal album
Is he more of a nu-male than Christgau?

>sodom

death metal = most nu male of metal genres

>scaruffi
>christgau
why do you know what these literally whos like?

Of course the italo contrarian pedo is going to be a bigger numale than the epitome of harmless, clueless old white dude

you'll bust a blood vessel trying this hard, user
no; pic related

factually correct

I read his metal list
Here you guys go if you want to laugh at it and meme about, he has a lot of garbage way too high on the list:
scaruffi.com/music/metal.html

But Hall of the Mountain King is good

I bet you unironically listen to glam

don't come back

>7. Fear Factory

>Korn on Top 20

>I bet you unironically listen to glam

whoops butterfingers

This is the best place to start.

>X-Japan
>glamshit

Is there a better nu-male repellent than SLAYER?

That's not even a good album. Filosofem is prime nu-male black metal, it's barely even black metal.

>Best heavy-metal albums of all times
>64 Journey: Look Into The Future

Manilla Road - Crystal Logic

Yeah, he says that Journey, Boston, Aerosmith, Kiss, and others are all metal on his history of metal page
scaruffi.com/history/cpt414.html
It's right at the beginning

listening to this for the first time, and it's actually good! I'm just in the first few tracks but after the last album this is great.

Slayer is the antithesis of Sodom nu-malery. Sodom is for indiefag beta low-T cucked nu-male BUTT-LOVERs. Whereas, Slayer is the complete opposite.

>73100934
2/10, no (You) for you

pathetic contrarian

5/0 at least the wording was entertaining, here's your (You)

>rating posts like you're on reddit

It's a very good album but I wouldn't recommend it as an entry because of the ambient parts.

I say mayhem - de mysteriis dom sathanas,

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>implying posts haven't been rated since the early days
Don't make me dig through folders of useless shit to find screenshots

Do it, I don't believe you.

>because of the ambient parts.
There is literally nothing entry-level about that album. Judgement of quality and whether it's good or bad aside, it's a retarded choice as an introduction to black metal. It makes as much sense as recommending Written in Waters or MoRT

t. exposed nu-male

Listen to that album again it's pretty much a glam album with tracks such as Joker and Desperate Angel

And the band was infulenced by the glam rock bands from the UK and USA such as KISS and T-REX.
Whilst they were much more of a symphonic power metal band they still had a glam edge to them.

can you explain why?

I'm listening to Deicide's Stench of Redemption. It's okay so far, what do you guys think of it?

I fell in love with black metal when I first heard Dunkelheit, the distortion is very easy on the ear, some might even call it soothing.

You are an utter plebeian.

Dunkelheit is the only black metal song on Filosofem and it wasn't even an original song. Burzum is garbage.

Because an entry level album has to be somewhat representative of the style instead of a unique animaly within it. It's pretty fucking obvious.

>Dunkelheit is the only black metal song on Filosofem
What makes it more black metal than Jesu Dod
>Burzum is garbage.
wait nevermind you're retarded

>it's a retarded choice as an introduction to black metal
This is the album everyone is introduced to black metal with in Norway, m8.

What do you guys think of the band Master?

good band, liked the raw sound of death strike better though

surelysure, boy-o-rama

nu-male

It's regarded as one of the most essential black metal albums by everyone except you.

Even though this is a meme, most of this albums are better than any "true" metal album. I used to be more about being true and shit, but now I found most of traditional metal bands boring as fuck

Idk, I think it's somewhat unique, but could definitely get someone get interested in the genre.

Sex machine guns and Michael Schenker
youtube.com/watch?v=nVaj3U8xZvQ

...so?

>implying essential equals entry level

Why the FUCK is BURZUM so fucking BAD

t. nu-male

>you will never know what its like to be a metalhead in 2006 buying the two greatest death metal records of all time

because metal is for children. grow up, marry a blonde autistic woman, make 6 babies, buy a piece of land that's far from civilization and live on welfare

So how long until Nu-male shitposting dies off?

It'll last well into 2018, but it'll be very weak and sparse by then

when drumpf is impeached

the nu-male shitposting will die after Trump leaves office

Any more Epic death metal like this? Bonus points if its a band that also tastefully uses bass drops.
youtube.com/watch?v=DL3opp2-DqE

as long as people reply to them like any other meme.
I've heard mods now are banning you for using that, that's basically trying to put out a fire with kerosene, but hey what do i know.

You do know metalheads are seen as manchilds by the rest of society, don't you? Like maybe metal was kinda cool in the early 80's but now is just seen as music for autistic neckbeards

Besides the point.

wtf nobody told me that, brb deleting my Metalsucks golden account.

Jari Mäenpää is now officially the worst thing Finnish metal has ever done. He actually went for the four seasons trope, the unimaginative, delusional fuck. What a fucking meme.

t. nu-male

>S O D O M
>O
>D
>O
>M

spoken like a true nu-male

Most people don't even know what metal sounds like, why would I care

this but unironically

>S ucking
>O ff
>D icks
>O n
>M onday

dumb frogposters

Don't listen to these fags. They probably listen to glam.

What was the name of the album that had pic related as cover artwork?