Describe your sexual life with a gif or a picture

Describe your sexual life with a gif or a picture.

(even god is tired of watching me fap)

**testing**
test^istesting
*more testing*
[spoiler] this is a test [/spoiler]

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These images make me so fucking sad in my heart.

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>implying i have one

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test succesfull
you're a fag now

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boi, what the actual fuck?

Ok, I've seen a LOT of shit on the internet, this is new to me. Can someone explain this to me? what has happened to his cock and balls?

Silicon? Saline?

No idea, ask OP

this guy feels nothing anymore in his dick

There is a sense of loneliness and abandonment that is given off from him. He seems like a nice guy that hasn't connected into his true self. I hope he connects with the right experiences that lead him home to who he truly is.

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Like this?

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is that legendary speedrunner Cosmo Wright who holds the world record in Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time with an 18:10 Any% run?

Totes

ah that's why I forget I don't eat anymore, because I come here... well played what the fucking fuck shit did I just watch???

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Blew my fucking mind when I found out this was Rich Evans.

why would you want to speedrun the greatest game of all time

I'd describe my sex life as very fucking gay as I have no sex life.

same here

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kek

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