/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

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why is IDbro even gone?

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Why are IDs even gone?

I'm not sure what you're selling, but no thanks.

Elaborate
Wellyfag checkin in

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Chch checking in, it's pretty yucki outside fam

The King of the North

Are sheep allowed to comment?

There's more of us sheep than there are people!

Dunners reporting.

We're fuckin' gooood, my dudes. How are you?
We had hail before, it's bullshit.

Yep, but only in matters of the heart.

You taking hits from the bong?

Ayy, this guy gets it

weed smells foul, get a prescription for codeine

Drink lean, be meme

The motherfuckin' saga continues. I'll catch you cats laterrr

Dunedin reporting.

Finally back from the 2 week break to my parents house, was fucking good. weather was mint.

now, the weather back here, fucking hell that shits nasty.

lads
>nigger

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im just confused now, are hookers advertising in nzg or what

Fucking aye its crap outside. May be snow overnight on port hills. I'm wrapped up on couch listening to ember fm eating cheese rolls.

kek. Props to them for trying i guess

omg that sounds comfy af

Hope she mops up afterwards. Wouldn't want anyone to slip

Yeah and I just put the kettle on too, come over bro. No homo.

and fall into that cavern she calls a vagina?

>no homo
What are you, gay?

where abouts you at fam?
>implying it will be gay

Good on her. Not exactly my type but pussy is pussy. $80 qf eh?
/checks wallet...

Also truck boy reporting in

Not even.

Some call it Linwood, I call it central city.

>tfw I'm in linhood too

Hamilton here, just got up from a nap. It's my Saturday so I'm lit and thinking about watching a movie

Who said you could post that gif?

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Fuck I really hate this suburb. Its weird there plenty nice houses and decent people but the fact its full of useless cunts makes it a shitty place to live. Am only here coz student and cheap. Maybe it used to be OK when their used to be a CBD.

Ever been to stanmore Rd and had to deal with the useless niggers shitting up the footpath?

I know what you mean, I live on an okay-ish street, all the houses have been fixed up but nxtdoor to me is this fucking walrus of a women with 3 kids and she just screams at them all fucking day or plays her shitty nigger music. I know exactly what you mean.

Thankfully I have a car and can avoid grubby niggers on the sidewalk

Are NZ women even attractive?
Ausfag here. We have superior women.

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check this out
youtube.com/watch?v=oXWgJSpvbic&feature=youtu.be

All the women in our cities are either chinks, or are landwhale feminists with blue hair and tatts. You do see absolute goddesses sometimes, but they stand out so much they cause car crashes

Would sit on

Hell no.
Most of the woman in the major cities are dogs.

It's so bad the politicians want to ban pornography to try and force men to fuck these things.
I hope it causes some politicians heads to roll if it passes, perhaps literally.

Depends where you are looking, the big unis have a lot of qts, but most of the time you'll have to settle with an asian or a fatty

So r u boi or grill?

All my neighbours are rebuild workers, Filipinos and Indians. There's an Irish guy next door, fucking good cunt. But the only people that ever cause problems in my street are maoris. Thankfully there's not many of them.

I know plenty of hot AF girls. But kiwi women go downhill fast when they hit 25. What is it with them getting fat and only wearing polar fleece? Its a national disgrace. Older chicks have a chip on their shoulder too, often pretty aggro for some fucking reason.

What is the New Zealand Question

2 trips 4 me

Hairy arsed man. Spose you are too eh?

>Hairy arsed man.
Diabeetus?

I am neither of those

kek

what if you put that hookers number into facebook and it returned an actual profile for the search, fuck imagine that

that'd be some uncooked spaghetti right in the urethra

That's what I can't stand about them.
Most woman not born in NZ aren't trying to run themselves into the ground yet Kiwi woman are racing to the bottom.

No, definitely not. I keep in shape, well its winter so I'm giving myself a pass

Hmmm, interesting. Although atm everything's interesting for me.

thats how he did it you cuck

did whut

It does bring back a facebook profile.

>what if you put that hookers number into facebook and it returned an actual profile for the search, fuck imagine that
>are you trolling me

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holy shit I never thought that would happen

>you say more?

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your dad must have skull fucked you one to many times
or your just black in that case its not your fault your slow

Dunedin reporting in.
Still watching seinfeld

THIS IS AN AMERICAN BOARD FOR FUCKING AMERICANS ONLY FAGGOT! KILL YOURSELVES! THIS IS ILLEGAL CYBER IMMIGRATION!

There was a guy here last Sunday who said he got fiddled with by a mates mum and green texted a little. Did he ever come back and post more? He said he might

fuck up cunt

You're big on Seinfeld, made me think of getting a DVD from Alice's. Last night I was watching mighty boosh, tonight its Simpsons.

yeah just started watching seinfeld im hooked
fuck yes love the simpsons. the new episodes are not too great tho :(

I was here for that. Did he ever finish posting past giving her an orgasm? It got to 11:30 and he was taking too long so I just got off to porn instead.

*you're

a faggot

No, You are the one here who is the faggot.

Nah. He just said he went to Sup Forums. Haven't heard from him since.

He started his own thread and posted a fuck long greentext. Didn't read it, though, way too big.

pretty sure he made his own thread at one point

Can't watch any new Simpsons. Just series 3- about 11. Its comfy, reminds me of being a kid.

Seinfeld makes me wanna be Jewish. Fucking love Georges parents. Elaine's kinda hot

That's right she made him finger her on the bed. I came. Then I bailed at that point too.

I cant even remember. It was such a long story.

The thread he made was the one I read. But yeah, got too tired of waiting. Was a fuckin decent story though.

Yep that's when I left, lol. He should have had it all in word before posting.

Fuck yes it does remind me of being a kid. Used to wake up at 7am and watch that shit because it was a simpsons marathon every morning.

I feel bad. It was pretty hot even if it was illegal shit. I was a bit jealous that nothing like that happened to me. She sounded like a sad lonely bitch. Did he say what city?

I remember she made him cum more than 4 times. Reminded me of when I was 19 and jerked a friend off while another friend was asleep on the couch opposite. Made him cum 10 times lol.

Hmm.. Dunedin I think.

Don't you DARE reply to me directly! Who do you think you are, you subhuman Non-American scum? Don't ever reply to my post again without permission! You must be granted a waiver to address me or any other AMERICAN! Don't you Aussiecuck scumbag fucks know about the American Nationalist Anti-Integration League (ANAL)? It's now illegal for illegal cyber immigrants to directly address AMERICAN CITIZENS WHEN TRESPASSING IN AMERICAN CYBERSPACE!

Dunedin?
could have been joan the butcher

>watching mighty boosh
Haven't watched that in ages, been thinking about it a bit recently.

>the new episodes are not too great tho :(
Had The Simpsons ended back in 97-99 it would have gone down as the best television show in history.

But it's kept going and going and...

Who is that? Was she a known pedo? Lol

>Used to wake up at 7am and watch that shit because it was a simpsons marathon every morning.
wot

You a fancy cunt with Sky or something?

Shes one of Dunedins finest
lady that smells like a fish shop
google her

fuck yeah man was the kid whos house everyone came to because of that

Lmao I'm good. I'm off to sleep now. School holidays are over and i gotta help kiddo get ready. Nuhnise.

Jealous. I only had standard tv back when I was a kid.

It was a freaky long story he said never told anyone ever. He posted the whole story in his own thread on Tuesday??? It triggered a few peeps though, saying women dont molest kids lol. Bitch took him away from his mate and felt him up on a drive to get pizza, blew him couple times during the night then took him to bed. They had a shower and she wanked him on her bed and they fucked. He said something like wanting to bail but curiosity kept him there.

Haven't seen him since, he's probably contemplating an heroing. Most molested kids try that at some point from what I've heard. Was a good story, got me fapping.

Joan is one of the biggest local celebs in Dunedin, realistically.

She's not homeless, but spends most of her time around the streets in the City, normally drunk and extremely smelly.

If you ever get the chance, do have a chat to her, she's very friendly and would probably make her day.

Just cancelled my sky subscription. Seems like a waste and I only stream or watch DVDs now. Although did watch married at first site having dinner at my olds a few times, mum loves that show.

Night.

We have a dude the that here in Timaru called Frank, I think.. he thinks he is George Michael, looks like a young George Michael too, pretty fucked in the head, tried to grab my tits once in town. He scares me.

Yeah, same sort of person, i guess.. minus the titty grabbing, haha.

is she not homeless? I swear i saw her sleeping in a port chalmers bus shelter one night. i might chat next time I see her.
She rides my bus alot