Should I start out with something like this for anal play? Or should I get a set of butt plugs...

Should I start out with something like this for anal play? Or should I get a set of butt plugs? Or should I just buy a realistic dildo? Beginner here, so no dragon toys yet.

Just buy a realistic one and a long handled vibrator. Nofap for a few days then use the vibrator to find your gspot. Once you're feeling good about it put the real one in and go from there.

make sure that whatever you get has a base at least twice as wide as the widest point on the shaft. Anything that's just a straight dong with no base or balls or anything is going to get sucked right up your ass and you'll end up in the hospital

>no homo

So a vibrator and a realistic toy. Sounds easy enough. Except for the no fap for a few days thing.

Nofap as long as you need to in between ejaculations

I honestly jerk off at least 3 times a day.

You don't really have to worry about that unless you're a real moron about it.
Ive put a lot of stuff in a lot of butts and you're only going to lose something that you put entirely inside yourself and make no immediate attempt to get out.

Sharpie in pooper is good start

I suppose if your only intent is ever to put something in and then take it out you're correct.

This is not true, everything without a base can be sucked into colon. Use as little lube as possible and use vegetables lile cucumber they are more gentle. I work in an er and i see dildo damages all the time

Tried that, wasn't really long enough to do anything.

as little lube as possible?

Yes to avoid suction. If you have a large base you're good but generally you want a small amount of lube

Then you are not trying hard enough.

This

normally when you see porn stars lubing up to take HUGE dildos it's because it has tubes down the inside that let air move through

with smaller beginner-type ones though it's usually too small to have that without compromising the structural integrity, so no lubbe is better. Same with a cucumber or whatever, unless you can drill a few small holes down the entire length (difficult without the right tools) it's better to use minimal lube.

my first toys were a small vib and 3 thickness set of from i think 1 up to 2 inches thick, later i got a buttplug to speed up the loosening as its easier due to tapering flaring to whatever thickness it gets
i like my later bought realistic best, as it has thick veins that i can feel better then the smooth 3set

>Use as little lube as possible
>Yes to avoid suction
I'm sorry what? You're saying avoid using lube so friction will hold the toy in place?

>I work in an er
As a janitor?

sidenote, i made sure everything has at least a wide (suctioncup) base (might still get one with actual balls)

you do want to use -some- lube, my toys are kind of like an antislip surface when there is nothing on them

Get a smooth, straight vibrator. For best results, get a vibrator with multiple speeds.

Smooth is ease of insertion.

Vibration is for easily getting used to the feeling when an object slides past the sphincters (something you will actually learn to control at will and enjoy doing so). Vibration really makes it easy and pleasurable to insert.

Don't forget to use a gel-type water-based lubricant. For toys you can get generic KY. Real deal, I recommend the gel AstroGlide (purple container, not clear) or similar.

It's expensive but I can highly recommend the Njoy Pure Wand. Feels absolutely amazing to pound your prostate with that thing.

avoid the buttplugs they doesnt work well and are to small to feel anything, i have a realistic 8" dildo but is just 4.5 inches of girth (like 1.5" wide) and the head is tapered for easy insertion i use this 8" dildo for loosening my ass but i can gap naturally my ass when im aroused, and when im really horny and my ass is gaping i have a 18" dual head veined dildo is really thick like 2.5" wide and 7" in girth the feeling is amazing you can feel all the veins in and out, i dont like buttplugs i can cum without touching my dick with this veined dildo i like deep penetration i can take like 12" easily is so long he can't get sucked in your colon

It looks like a door handle or something

Why does it feel so good? At least with an aneros you get bumps, that thing is completely smooth?

>his BP isn't self-lubricating

wew

have you ever considered finding a woman with a fetish for strapons? it's much more enjoyable being penetrated by someone than doing it yourself... or so I've heard

It's all in the curve. It hits the prostate just right and the middle is thin so your asshole doesn't get tired from all the movement. I love my Aneros toys in a different way as well.

Read it again retard