Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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youtu.be/B4QuDXuYG-8
youtu.be/EDagBGdMtQ0
youtu.be/6Ycc3kQ2PX0
youtube.com/watch?v=XI1VpElKWF8
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youtube.com/watch?v=lGf2b1H91JA
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youtu.be/vXycRgnvp38
youtu.be/LEbLAFHo5Ts
youtu.be/JyfE55c_ZjI
youtube.com/watch?v=F9hagVL-__c
youtu.be/a6BbvCC0VI0
youtu.be/cjUPVKEN9tI
youtube.com/watch?v=RkVOnU16BMY
twitter.com/AnonBabble

still here

eat a dick weeb faggots
btw i claim the waifu in this vid
youtube.com/watch?v=oXWgJSpvbic&feature=youtu.be

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Kanna
Sorry i didn't see your post.
Spiders are scary things all right.
Yeah i found the guy who sends you there, but i read that that place is a bit difficult so i was gonna wait a bit.
Yeah it's bit confusing but i'm working through it!

No, season one has ended. We're doing a mid-season break with different characters. And ueah, he improved a hell of a lot and dealt with our shenanigans well.
>I had to improvise a way of getting a middle finger off a gnome corpse
>had to drop my gear to prevent sounds echoing
>remembered I was a Kitsune and had a bite attack
>managed to not throw up
>walked out the front door of the burial prep room as myself
>disappeared into the crowd
That was part of the prep time of the bomb delivery. A gnomish middle finger with a signet ring taken from one of his willing lieutenants. In a box that was mostly made of plastene. Lined with a commissioned painting of the bad, with crude alterations to reveal his real eye color and a small smirk. Tindertwig percussion cap lighting method.

Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
firekeeper
I hope so but it's going so slowly.
Thank you.
tomo
All those questions just for an i don't know. I expect answers i don't want just an "i don't know."
kanna
I don't want the extra shit with your replies simply answer the question unless you're just really trying to piss me off.
I'm just teasing him a bit! It's nothing serious. Don't tell me you really think i hate hanako.
No, i don't think so. You're not getting out of this by just saying i don't know.
Now answer. Why would you go behind my back like that?
And no, actually think about what i said, you were my favorite over all those people. It really pisses me that you would go and be willing to just throw all I've done for you away like it ment nothing to you.
hanako
Y-yeah, it's probably my 2nd favorite lewd of yours

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kanna
A special folder, have to keep them st least somewhat organized, else I could find a thing as I have 11k+ images on my phone...
Well, there wasn't a change in the past few years I come here, sooo...
Ehh, it turned out really bad, didn't it? The least we can do is hope for forgiveness...
Well, it will end sometime anyway, so the best one can do is look forward to a new up I guess. Just... Take good care, alright?
Heh, sadly it still is..
It's a blast, really, one of the best stealth games in my opinion.
And naaah, wait until you'll meet Shadow Jesus. Him and Shadow Moses are pretty much an unstoppable duo, literally nothing could stop them~
Hanako
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Yeah, that's a pretty nice addition~
Oh my god...
Can't..... Resist.....
I'm........... NUUUUCLEEEEEEAAAAAAAAR.......
And we're on the same page then: youtube.com/watch?v=cLoytewvn0g
And it's slow and painful, but I'm getting through.

I answered 2 of them. The third I do not know and that will not change.

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And the first is the purple panties one right?

Nobody can resist~

I'm WIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLD
That's definitely the best version of the song.
I see, i'm glad you're making progress at least.

Fine.
Answer this. Why did you feel you needed to disrespect my request? Why did you think i deserved such blatant disrespect?
Man it's almost like you can read my mind
Oh and by the way
>i do not like being teased!

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Claim


Hi tomo how is your fine ass?

It wasnt about you or disrespecting you. It was about me feeling happy even if it was just for a minute or two.
Sitting.

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Well it's not too hard to figure out since you drool all over it whenever you see it~
> Tease tease~

It's cool.
Not all spiders are scary in my book, I had a pet tarantula when I was a kid actually. He was pretty cool.
The guy who sends you there is a good character, Beard Man! He's got a really cool beard!
You'll get through it! Just don't give up.
Also the architecture there is really cool, so take a look at it every once in a while.

Oh, right, you explained that! But I would say it's still going on if it's just a break in between. Err, maybe not like that, but more like "on hiatus". Ah, I'm just being stupid.
Jesus, that's horrifying. But also kind of cool. And he let you use custom races? That's sweet. Or maybe that's an actual race and I just haven't played enough.
That sounds insanely complex. He must have spent hours on some really mundane stuff. That's dedication.

I was wrong and thought wrong about Hanako.
I went behind your back because I didn't think it would matter. I didn't think you'd care enough, and I didn't think it would go down like this.
I didn't think.
I did think about what you said just now. And I've realized it must be because I wasn't 100% committed.

That's a lot of folders. You should bring the ones you want to save to an external hard drive or something. Then you can get more pictures.
Yeah, you're right. New moot probably won't change anything.
Yeah, it did. It really, really did.
If you're so deep in a hole, all you can see when you look up is the barest hint of sky, then you're probably screwed anyways. But to the people on the surface, the hole is an inconvenience. So they'll cover it up, and all you'll be left with is darkness.
I don't know if I want to do stealth or do a guns blazing playthough. This is going to be my first Metal Gear though so I'm thinking stealth.
Alright, alright, I'll wait and see. I hope they're worth it though.

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We have just about all first party books available to us now. So my Kitsune has a musket. There are many races in the books now, but still no Dragonborn or Goliath. Its a good thing about those two, they're kinda broken. And that complex stuff is from his experiences as a sniper in Afghanistan, mixed with knowledge of tropes and 2 DMs who play with his world rules a lot.

Pics?

still around whats good guys

Its dark in here.

So in order to make yourself happy you basically "fuck juvia he'll never find out anyway" instead of asking me for permission or doing something else till you could get permission?
I-i do not...
>shut up!
So you thought my words were just some kind of joke?
"Who cares, Juvia said it so it must not be serious. Everything he says is just one big fucking joke " right?
"Even if he does find out it's not like he'll care that we ignored his words and went behind his back, he's never serious"
Another thing that pisses me off is that you knew i would get upset about this and you did it anyway. You knew it was bad and you went and did it anyway.

Claiming my darling wife, Takanashi Hikari.

Don't you have a flash on your camera?
Is that a waifu or a husbando

Alright, I'm going to try and post from my PC. moot PLEASE don't ban me, for I have not sinned yet

I'M BREAKING UUUUPPP, INSIIIIIDEEEEEEEEE
The only true version, too~
Yeah, tho truth be told I'm starting to like it, but just a little. i mean... I'm doing something from nothing, I can clearly see the progres, and it kinda makes me a little bit proud of myself that I myself am doing it. A nice feeling, really.
Yeah, I'll probably drop everything on my PC soon and start collecting images from scratch. Also, phone memory is running really low, so that might be a good idea.
You know what they say, /b was never good...
Well... Nice things can't last forever, eh? Trust me, I know something about it..
I'm seeing it differently. If you're in that kind of hole you know one thing: it can't go any deeper. And you also know that there's only one way up, so you start climbing. It might be a long and tiresome journey and you may fall a lot, but you do have a goal in your life, and you get a lot of experience along the way.
As this game is all about stealth I'd recommend you that. Besides, it's really fun to infiltrate an enemy base quietly and like a ghost take them all out one at a time, so no-one would suspect a thing~
Don't worry, it will be worth it~

Yes.
Sent.

Hahaha good one

Glad you like it. That one was no flash.

So the story there is that's a kind of shochu called "oni koroshi" which is basically very strong sake, but translates to "oni killer".

Yeah not all of them, there are some pretty cool spiders.
Do you get to see him again after you first meet him? He sure does.
Yeah i need to at least get a little better gear and raise my stats a bit before i check it out.
It really is, they did a beautiful job creating it.

Oh but you do~
> Poke poke~

A HEAART OF BROOOOKEEN GLAAAAASS..... DEEEEFIIIIIIIIIIILED
Metal gear always had the best music..
Yeah i understand that, it may be hard and a pain in the ass, but your're making something, creating it with your own skill, and you feel that accomplishment.

Fuck off, bacontits

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So there was nothing else you could do?
Well how about today? Did you have fun pissing me off? Making go against my own personal guide lines for how i act in thread?
No i don't!
>what do you think you're doing?

husbando

So what you're saying is.
Booki cant hold her drink.
>metal gear
>best music
youtu.be/B4QuDXuYG-8
youtu.be/EDagBGdMtQ0
youtu.be/6Ycc3kQ2PX0
>you

Of course there was. No. No never was the intention.

woooo now you have me curious on what it would look like with the flash on
Still cute

Probably really bright.

Staking a claim for America

Jeez, those books can cost a fortune. And pirating them doesn't feel as good as actually having a physical copy.
That's pretty hilarious, but also kinda cool. I don't know if there's kinda like exosuits in pathfinder but in edition 5 of D&D they have a really cool magical one, so that's what I'm aiming for now. Normally I just roll a character that has something to do with dragons.
I heard of Dragonborn for a while now, but never played one. Are they really that strong?
Wow. Sometimes I forget how hardcore you and your friends are. (not trying to sound sarcastic there, and it's really cool that people like that play tabletop)

I did not think your words were a joke.
I did not think everything you said is a joke.
I did think you would care if you found, but I didn't think it meant this much to you.
I did do this but I didn't intend for you to upset or hurt.
I did this because I didn't intend for you to find out.
I did do this knowing that if you found out you would be upset to some extent and hurt to some extent.
I did know it was bad and I did it anyway.

You should. It'll feel good to clear up your phone.
I think Sup Forums was always good, and still is. I still come here today. But maybe Sup Forums is just bad and I know I'm an idiot, so that might explain it.
I trust you know about it, You seem smart.
Err, let me change that a bit then. You have shovel shoes. You might be able to us them to get out, but you can also use them to dig yourself deeper. If you fail, it's even worse, and the hole gets deeper. (Though to be fair, you could just make the hole wider and make a mound to the top, right?)
Alright, I'll do just that. Thank you for the advice.

You do! I don't want to spoil anything though.
Hype though. I hope you enjoy it.
A few things are wrong about Dark Souls 3 but they really nailed the world and architecture.

thanks yuno is a qt too good taste

No u.

My that must be some great acting then, because it sure looks like you do~
> Giving your cheek a poke.

Alright the Bastion song was top tier i'll give you that.

youtube.com/watch?v=XI1VpElKWF8
youtube.com/watch?v=9aHQnDTd1y4
youtube.com/watch?v=lGf2b1H91JA

Alright, i look forward to playing it to find out!
Well i've been enjoying the hell out of it so far, so im sure i'll enjoy the dlc!
Yeah, the scenery is all so beautiful.

mmm ok may be I should stop harassing you for pics now
She can be sweet and cute as well as hot and sexy, she is so good

Sure. Give me one now.

So if there was, why would you choose to go do that?
Of course it wasn't the intention, i was never ment to find out!
Clearly they were a joke since they were so easily disregarded and forgotten.
Cause I'm never serious right? I'm always joking, right?
So why would you go ahead and do it, fully knowing that if i found out i would be upset or hurt. Did i not mean that much to you? Did i mean so little that everything you've said before was just fake bullshit?
>dub dub
I am not acting! I don't need to because i don't drool over your lewds like some sort of pervert!
>it better only be a cheek poke

DEEEEP INSIIIIDEEEEE, THEEE ABANDOOONEEEEEED, CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLDDDDDD
Well, it ceirtanly is...
>Solid
But I have something that can compete... youtube.com/watch?v=FSVHx23ByhM
Yeah, exactly. Besides, it's kinda working already, so that's nice!
Tho I'm still in early stages of it, but it may work. Hopefully~
Yeah, I know. I just don't have the time or I'm waaaay too lazy.
Well, aside from traps, gay porn, more traps, even more traps, porn threads and furry threads, I think it's pretty decent. Tho I have a feeling that a few years back the threads varied more than nowadays.
I wouldn't call myself smart. I wouldn't call myself experienced, either. I would just say that I know a few things about life. And the few things I know, I know them for sure.
Ahh, I understand...
Well... Looking at the bright side... You can always dig through al Earth and to the other side. That's also an option, right?
How you play is ultimately up to you, just saying like I like to play. But if you want to go Rambo-style on them, go on. Blowing stuff up is always fun~

Just realized she has blood on her tongue. That's how you get diseases.

Because it seemed better to do what I did. No I didnt want to piss you off.

Theres a technology guide with chainsaws and void cannons. And we dont so much buy the books as we use Herolab and read the free SRD online for inspiration. We do get into it. And yeah, hes still not allowed to say what exactly he did on missions. But he can say that he shiv'd a camel spider and used its corpse to wake up the next guy on watch.
Darren Korb does good work.
youtu.be/vXycRgnvp38
youtu.be/LEbLAFHo5Ts
youtu.be/JyfE55c_ZjI

How do you get around the DRMish parts of HeroLab? Just manually create everything?

DRMish? You mean support the developers and pay for it you cheap asshole?

You mean you don't need to act because you really do drool over them~
> It was it was. A little disappointed~?

>That pun though~
Damn, that is really nice.
Yeah making progress~ What exactly is it?
I'm sure you'll make it work excellently~

I've never heard of him before, but damn you're right he's good.
youtube.com/watch?v=F9hagVL-__c

Ok give me one min my phone is not responding
But it is tasty

I paid. I meant the prohibitive expansion prices.

I will wait for it

Look for their bundles. They turn out a hell of a lot cheaper.
Yes, and so is Mick Gordon.
youtu.be/a6BbvCC0VI0
youtu.be/cjUPVKEN9tI

I hope you do enjoy it!
We can talk about something else if you'd want? Not that Dark Souls isn't interesting, but surely there's other games you play? Uh, not meant in a mean way, of course. Just figured we'd change it up a bit.

My answers do not change miss Juvia.
Your words were not a joke.
You are sometimes serious and sometimes not. You make this distinction very clear.
I did it because I wasn't committed fully.
I wasn't committed to truly being yours.
You did mean that much to me. I couldn't see it.
You meant everything to me.
Everything I said was true, and I still mean it. I have told you nothing but the truth 100% of the time I have known you.

Same, I only do it when my phone can't stuff any more into it.
I think those things are a natural part of Sup Forums. Maybe they weren't always there, but I doubt they'll move anytime soon, so all we can do is adapt around them. Or try and force them out, but I'm more of a pacifist.
Smarter and more experienced than me.
You're right, that's also an option. But is believing in something that will never happen a smart idea? And I'm not talking religion here, more so that believing something impossible in your current situation. I don't think it's smart or healthy, though I can't say I don't do it also.
I'll probably do two playthroughs anyway.

Whaaaaaaaat. Void cannons? That's awesome!
Ah, I get where you're coming from. Never heard of Herolab though. I'll have to give it a check someday, thank you.
Getting into it is the best, and the most fun. It's how everyone should play. Err, or at least give it a try.
Wow. Yeah, that's pretty hardcore. And I'd freak out if that ever happen to me.

Here you go

I really wish I had that

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>ice
>mixing it
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Yep. Full cybernetics. High tech stuff.

I'd share it with you if you were here bby

I'd want my own bottle

Oh nice what is that?

Sailor Jerry. I have more stuff but that would mean awkward shuffling.

Like this one?
Sailor Jerry? I don't remember seeing her on the show

My personal favorite. A quarter does me good. Never drank more but half of it sounds very appealing right now.

Its a brand of spiced rum.

>trying my best~
I know, right? AC2 had the best soundtrack out of the series. It even was the best game in the series after all, the story and all the innovations since the first game... The reason why I compleated it 19 times already, twice on 100%.
You can augh all you want, but... It's a multiplayer version of Sapper. Two players move around the standard map, and there are two gamemodes: co-op and vs. In co-op two players cooperate in compleating the game, and there is one board on which they play. In vs. mode there are two boards with different bomb placements (so they can't help each other in any way), and each player has 30 seconds to take the shot. If one shoots the bomb, the other one wins, simple as that. All using javascript, a node.js server and some AJAX to send data through. Also, a database. Not really that much, but it'll do.
Anyway... What are you doing this late? or should I say... This early in the morning~?
Haha, I know that all to well.
Well, that won't change, but... Ah, I come here for this threads and sometimes some ylyl if it's not filled with bananas, can get a few laughs sometimes.
Nah, doubt so. Even if, I would never consider myself as such.
You know... Sometimes believing, even if in something completly impossible, can do miracles and even save lifes. It's good as long as it keeps you going, no matter if it's real or not, possible or not. Whatever makes you get up from bed everyday, then keep you on your feet and lets you sleep at night. Whatever that is, cling to it. Cling to that hope, to that thing. For if you would lose that, what will you have? What would be the reason to get up everyday, to keep on living?
As I said. Whatever keeps you going, no matter if it's impossible, is good. Not always healthy, but it's better then nothing.
Also, you can talk with Hanako about Metal Gear, he's a huuuuuge fan~

claim

Alright i'm heading to bed. have a good day/night everyone!

He's not bad either, though not really a fan of those two songs.

That's alright, i'm about to go to bed now, sorry.. Well talk about games more next time! Goodnight Kanna.

> And you never disappoint~
You know, i've never actually played any of the assassin's creed games.. i wanted to but i keep forgetting about it.
Well it sounds like a neat little game. Even being a simple concept i imagine it's pretty difficult work..
About to get comfy actually~ Care to chat in discord for a few more minutes~?

KILL ALL TRANSGENDERS AND HOMOSEXUALS!!!

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you have a flip-phone? havent seen one in ages

Hello I know nothing about America but I thought most Americans were tan skin with black hair?

oops forgot my picture

Sorry for the slow response.

Wait, and full cybernetics? Whoa, that's so cool! That's like my endgame dream!
You're not drinking that straight up, are you? Is that 80 proof? (wait, that's like 80% alcohol, right?) That's insane. And probably tastes terrible?

It probably won't but who know, right? I doubt anyone in the past would think that Sup Forums is the way it is now. ylyl is funny most of the time, so I don't get why bananas happen besides some of it is rehashed content, but that problem happens with a lot of things.
Well, I do consider what I said to be the truth. At least based on the past few days, that's proof enough for me.
I've done it for too long though. I used to dream about making the impossible, possible, not to get all sad backstory on you. But it's the worst when you think you have a shot at doing it, at achieving your dream, but to be held back by things that aren't in your control... or you're just too worried or scared or lazy to do what you're dreaming of. And at least for me, I doubt I'll ever get past that. So as long as it helps other people, then they should do it. I stopped wishing for my dreams and just started wishing other people could get theirs. There's nothing wrong with being a stepping stone, right?
I'll keep that in mind! Thank you miss Firekeeper.

That's okay. Sleep well Hanako. I wish you sweet dreams.

Stop writing so much and your responses won't be so slow.

Statistics probably state that you're right, dont know why they made Kay look like this if she's supposed to be the American stereotype, but I won't complain.

Its spiced, pretty smooth and not that sweet. 80 proof isnt 80% at all, and thats a standard 40%. You generally cant get higher than 80% over the counter at a shop, though my brother sold a 67.3% beer about a month ago. And Paizo just released a standalone version of the tech guide, Starfinder.

Why must we be in different countries l, WHY!
That sounds dam tasty

Come here to Cali and scuba here

youtube.com/watch?v=RkVOnU16BMY

is that sandwich good?

Japan is racist!

Apparently. She isn't even using her hands

That's actually not a bad idea, I'll look up what the coast is like I need work once I;m done in malta
It is delicious thanks
What can I say she is late and having to run after the buss

Sleep tight sweetie~
Yeah, but I feel like the overall quality of the threads overall dropped a bit, tho it might just be my imagination..
Well... That's kind of you nothingless, thank you
And... I don't know what to say, really. I'm sorry you had to go through it. I myself don't look forward to anything. Just live from one day to the next one, hoping nothing extremly bad happens.
And I guess not, but you'll have to stand up for yourself one day, right?
Don't mention it~
And I'm sorry, but I have to go for now, sadly work calls...

Alright hopefully it goes well for you and it would be toast then

Err, well it was more that I was waiting for everyone to post so I didn't clog up the thread with unnecessary pictures. Not that it's their fault. Plus, I can't help it. It's just who I am.

Oh, that sounds like it's really good. I've only had vodka with orange juice once and then 40% (err, well maybe not actually) warm vodka from a plastic cup because I didn't want to dirty a glass and I didn't think it was going to be super strong. It was only like half a cup but that was tough to finish. Also you've taught me that I know nothing about alcohol, eheh.
That sounds like a really strong drink! And it was a beer?
Oh, that's pretty cool! I'll write that down for later and show it to our DM. Thank you!

No, it probably did. It might just be rose tinted glasses or maybe nostalgia, I don't know. But I don't mind that much.
Nah, it's not your fault I made my life bad and just wallow in self pity. That's because I'm stupid. But the way you live isn't bad, you know? At the very least it's safe. Hopefully nothing bad happens to you, Firekeeper.
I probably won't end up standing up for myself. I'm fine with whatever happens at this point, I'm just waiting to see the result. If I can help people, so be it, but I'm fine with doing just that.
Goodbye, Firekeeper. I hope work goes well for you!

Good afternoon everyone.

It's early, I should sleep. I guess miss Juvia will continue tomorrow, or maybe she'll ignore me, I don't know. Good night everyone.

Afternoon? It's almost 7 in the morning! You're in the wrong timezone!
Not actually, of course. Good morning! I hope you have a nice day!