It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no. Here. Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time Sup Forums will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot, Heaven and Hiroyuki here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
Guy Faukes mask and not establishing Catholic rule over Britain
Jordan Martin
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Jackson Russell
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Nathan Harris
Get stuffed!
Zachary Sanders
This just got real
Henry Harris
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Kevin Cooper
what in the frig holy canolle is Sup Forums matched by the great 9gag and funnyjunk armys of the true anonmous
Leo Rivera
OH shit guys I'm scared what should I do? My computer just started slowing down... am I being hacked?!!?!
Leo Reyes
help my mouse is moving on its own
Liam Roberts
so many incorrect and invalid statements in this post but im not gonna be a fag and just tell you, you can work it out for yourselfs
Bentley Gonzalez
kek u cant do shit
Chase Thomas
I went to press enter on the keyboard and I got an electric shock. Anonmous must be hiding somewhere in my house probably after they pinpointed my location
Blake Campbell
Let me correct you, OP, because you made a huge typo. Most of the internet problems have come from internet service providers because they are cheap ass snakes, chalatons, and swindlers who have used every nasty trick in the book in order to give people the shittiest fucking service they can provide while making a profit for the least cost to them at all, lawsuits are obviously expected in the budget. Oh and let us all laugh about the loop-hole ELUA's provide for the end of any class-action lawsuits!
Hudson Perry
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Jacob Ramirez
kek faggot do something then
Ryder Watson
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Chase Cooper
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Cooper Rivera
Hacker 4 chan formerly known as heaven AKA god of the internet AKA the guardian of chan reporting. I'm currently running a backtrace on this fucking faggot right now. In a matter of moments after I complete my manual Brute force attack on your pc (yes I'm that fast) your entire life will crumble into tiny specks of pathetic neckbeard dust. I will not stop until I have hacked each and everyone of the faggots in you're so called army. I'm going to destroy you.
Logan Martinez
>that image Okay that's kinda funny. What's it from? I like the idea of just wearing the power glove
Nigga, you don't even have fucking english skills, let alone hacking skills. Crawl back into your basement, shit in your hands and spank off over your anime waifu pillow whilst crying, like you do every night.
Christian Parker
there's a lot of projection going on here. why do YOU cry when you fap with something you love?
Ayden Ortiz
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Christopher Harris
abso-fucking-lutely
Jordan King
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time
Zachary Fisher
Do it then
Joseph Foster
ADMIT THAT YOU ARE BEHIND THE ANDY SIXX THREADS
Kayden Garcia
this is admin what is it
Julian Gonzalez
Because I'm so very lonely.
Daniel Taylor
I see you changed the image for this stale copy-pasta.
Good, good.
John Rivera
more info pls
Wyatt Scott
Obvious Troll is Obvious. god ill be glad when you little cocksuckers are back in school tomorrow
Jack James
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Jacob Flores
kek you cant do shit
Blake Turner
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Evan Sullivan
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Evan Garcia
really anonymous was born on Sup Forums btw the pic is obs you
William Fisher
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Matthew Edwards
>Obvious troll is obvious Yeh, you will be back in school with them newfag.
Tyler Edwards
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Elijah Baker
h-h-hi
Gavin Baker
Pedophiles n shit unfortunately remain as well in the world. N there's no leader in anonymous