Alright Sup Forums, I asked /adv/ but they gave me cucky answers, I just want fun ways to annoy those that I live with in a way it wont get back to me.
Opportunity for everyone to get creative.
Explanation: I am currently living with 4 other roommates who are unwilling share any responsobilites e.g. cleaning, not being loud past 12, replacing toilet paper.
I am looking for subtle ways to mess with them without them having any idea it was me. Our relationship is not terrible so they should not suspect me.
3 of them are girls. One is 120kg (240lb?) and is a overtly feminist and anti racist. Other 2 have boyfriends and do arts degrees. my male roommate is a bumpirate but doesnt have girl contacts. Surprisingly he is my favourite as he is quiet and keeps to himself
Examples of what I have already done: Messed with the WiFi so the signal range is weaker, soon looking into making a schedule that blocks websites at certain hours (They are not tech savvy). I have my own secret router as well for good WiFi. Erased the channels from the TV ,my room is next to the TV and they would always watch stuff late at night. Again they are not tech savvy enough to fix this.
Give me some inspiration.
Jonathan Gomez
Leave fridge slightly open
Cameron Williams
But my milk...
William Myers
Stop doing everything around the house.
Jacob James
Buy small mini fridge for self.
Nathan Nguyen
shit and piss in some kind of container, wait for it to get rotting smell and then wipe small amounts of the mix under their bed, on their carpets, any hidden place you can find in their rooms, just small amount so they dont see it, but it will smell trust me..
Jacob Taylor
also you can infest their rooms with ants, go get them somewhere outdoors (the black ones are harder to get rid of) spread them in secret places and spread some tiny bread crumbs across the room.. once they get in you fucking cant get them out, if your roomates drop a single crumb on the floor they will come out again, so they will have to be cleaner so thats a bonus also
Wyatt Roberts
kill yourself, that will show them.
Brandon Moore
take some butter on a pice of cloth and gently rub it in their shoes. that way they will be plagued by constant bad smelling feet/shoes. put in dead batteries in the remote controll, then hide the batteries, and everytime they change batteries you change back.
Henry White
Will the ants not invade the whole apartment?
Logan Morales
Women like to leave their pads and vag plugs on top the toilet like a cunt when they're gushing so everytime you see a box or any related paraphernalia throw it away immediately - they will always suspect another one of the women used them without asking etc.
Leave turds in the toilet, steal money, rub their name off that they out on their food containers. It's little harmless things that will fester in them badly and incite wars, especially the fat lesbian.
Levi Richardson
I was in the same situation, trying to annoy a fat, short+colored haired femenazi that was my roomate.
What I did and advise you to do: >Whenever she/they are at home and are using the internet: >Connect to your router >Use "Filter MAC adress"
Basically, you can turn off the internet for one or more users. So when you want to fuck with someone, just disconnect their PC from the internet for a little while.
Nothing is more frustrating than the internet turning on and off all the time.
If you want to go a bit more creative, create fake government letters and put them in the mailbox. All that matters is that you make them go to an appointment that doesn't exist.
Shit like that.
Also, you can tip-off parents and friends about things that are not true.
Lastly, if you're feeling like you're a devil in disguise, photoshop (or ask an user to do it for you) one of the girls face onto a still of a porno and send it to the boyfriend.
Caleb Thomas
i have ants, they are only in my room tho, havent seen them anywhere else, but if you leave a crumb on the floor for a day they come rushing in millions.. anyways if you keep your room relatively clean you wont have to worry..
Christopher Price
Stealing the tampons! yes hahah that is happening. And for stealing money they would suspect me. Im the least innocent out of the bunch
Gabriel Price
When everyone is asleep such the log out of Andy sixxx ass so that he finally stops making threads about it and smear poop on the other tenants doors. Be creative, draw something nice with Andys poop if you feel a bit artsy after a couple of beers.
More or less fool proof as long as they dont see you or hear you sucking the log out of Andys ass, there will be no evidence in the morning to find.
Cheers mate
Easton Morgan
they'll blame each other and do your passive aggressive bidding!
Elijah Turner
Rape them
Ethan Ortiz
kek
Samuel Bell
Shit in the top bowl of the toilet so they have too scoop it out
Aaron Gonzalez
Oh yes I already block individuals from internet when I want
Joseph Peterson
Anytime you're home alone move all the furniture an inch to the right.
Connor Walker
Move everything they use a few inches to the left
Colton Garcia
Everytime you're home by yourself move all inches a couple of rights to the furniture
Asher Ramirez
>Anytime you're home alone move all the furniture an inch to the right.
Stealing my idea much
Levi Green
>Right >Left Seems the same
Aiden Allen
wow you changed one fucking word
Carter Rodriguez
Everytime you Home alone move everything a few degrees
I bet they all chilling and Party and you are the autistic guy which wants everything very Clean and wants to make a schedule for that
Camden Stewart
You wrote anytime, he wrote everytime faggot
Hunter Allen
Actually the Arts girls drew up a schedule. I just want the bins emptied and shitting paper.
Cooper Hernandez
replace toothpaste with shampoo,or if you're really devious,ben-gay.... leave milk in sun for an hour or two then put back in fridge... rub the remote control all over your nuts... get some fake blood or animal blood and soak crotch of one's panties in,they'll think the other is borrowing them on period..... geez i could go on for days...
Ayden Hill
Go on thenDon't stop...
Grayson Morales
whenevr you have the place to yourself cut the legs off all the furniture a few inches
Samuel Young
Replace shampoo with nair
Camden Perez
and to the left 90 degrees
Zachary Rodriguez
become an alcoholic, you will be annoyin as shit, only drink when they arent drinking though
Anthony Sanchez
keyword subtle
Hunter Jones
Rat their computers
Jason Perry
If you have the spare hardware + time + inclination, setup a transparent web proxy that fucks around with random images. There are instructions out there for slightly blurring everything to flipping them over.