THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>rihanna
>hbc

might be ok if they have a good male anchor (NOT clooney)

>rihanna
lol

I don't think they can pull it off. I have a feeling the onscreen chemistry will be nonexistence, unlike in the original (remake).

no males allowed in this movie sorry

>Awkwafina
?

>Foreign box office total: $950

So who's gonna be the gender-bendered version of Julia Roberts' character? The Chris Hemsworth, so to speak.

I had no idea who this was either so I went to youtube and looked at the first result

I guess it was supposed to be funny but I didn't laugh and I see she has another video called "Queef", don't think I will watch that one. she was with Margaret Cho in this video so I'm guessing her entire humor is "I'm asian and have a vagina"

you all acting like gender swap stories are new

Julia Roberts, you bigoted, mysogenistic shitlord.

But no, as long as this is "an OCeans film with women" it could actually be great. As long as it doesn't turn into "gender politics and misandry with the Oceans name tacked on".

She is a hipster asian youtube rapper who isn't very good not sure why she is being cast in a film

>hipster asian youtube rapper
>isn't very good

are there good ones lmao

They better put Rihanna in a series of increasingly tight and revealing costumes.

Also;

>COME ON MAN BABIES! GET ANGRY ABOUT THEM REMAKING YOUR BELOVED WHATEVER NOW! I DARE YOU! WHY AREN'T YOU ANGRY! HERE, LET ME PRE-EMPTIVELY DEFEND YOUR ONLINE ASSAULTS! WHY ARE YOU IGNORING THIS!? WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! HUH? FINE, I'LL ANONYMOUSLY POST MISOGYNISTIC RANTS ON NEWS ARTICLES MYSELF! WHO EVEN NEEDS WHITE MEN ANYWAY!

>Awkwafina

Pardon me?

Is she Chinese?

That would answer your question.

I've literally never heard of her before. That's a really silly name.

>Warner Bros

DROPPED

wtf I hate bottled water now

>misandry

Imagine being this easily offended

>First youtube video

>"My Vag"

Well, she's already reached the pinnacle of female comedy.

>rhianna

dropped

Oh fuck. Why did I google that.

Jesus, is this "anti-comedy"?

I can't tell anymore.

I can't wait to see the follow up video: "Shoes".

>le oscar winner nobody cares about and jew
>rihanna
>a fucking bottled water bitch
>unfortunately old
>literal who poo in the loo bitch
>old and cant act and is irrelevant
>actually good actress who got dragged into this mess
Its gonna be great

when was the last time a bunch of A list actresses got along well enough to make a movie?

I've seen women act great together in a movie like Mean Girls, but I'm pretty sure they were all no names except Lohan

She's the only reason I'll see it.

I guess this Awkwafina chick and her will have a promotional single too.

disgusting

RIHANNA CHARMS THE SECURITY GUARDS WITH HER GOOD LOOKS AND A SEXY DRESS.

WITTY QUIP BY ANOTHER FEMALE ABOUT HOW EASY IT IS TO TRICK MEN.

this will be part of the movie, I can guarantee it now.

Don't forget "Queef"

I'm not making that one up

>people are tired of mediocre, unnecessary reboots of old franchises that have themselves had multiple unnecessary sequels
>what if this time we make everyone a woman and say anyone who isn't excited is sexist

>Dat cast

It was like you couldn't avoid getting erection no matter where you looked on screen.

Honestly does feel like they're losing a bit of Star Power here.

Bullock, sure. But you probably needed a Jolie or Roberts or someone else to fill out the cast.

Can't believe they put Christina Aquafina in this

It will bomb like Ghostbusters.

Movie studios must have a fetish for losing money.

>Rihanna seduces security guard with ease
>Lots of sexually provocative shots her ass/cleavage, general sexiness

cut to;

>"Awkwafina" comically failing and looking ugly and goofy as she tries to do the same

Give me my money NOW Warner Brothers.

RAINBOW'D

and people say ghostbusters won't get a sequel

>and say anyone who isn't excited is sexist

After the trainwreck that was Ghostbusterts, there is no fucking way they will try this again.

No way.

r-right?

>tfw I've already seen shit tons of internet comments about Man Babies, Boycotts and Virgin Basement Dwellers

Why are you doing this Hollywood? Why do you hate money?

Just stick some of the broads in tight dresses and give us some ass shots, make it an actually funny comedy (because that's what women like) and don't engage in gender wars, and you'll do fine.

I've never seen an ocean's film before but I imagine I'll be called a sexist for not wanting to see this

Also, sequels nobody asked for general

See you in a year, user.

>The women group together for some big heist
>they constantly argue and act catty towards each other
>time for the heist to occur
>one of the women becomes smitten with a rich handsome man, spills the beans to him completely
>he reports them all for the theft they are about to pull off
>all the women are being arrested
>they open the vault
>valuable items are gone!
>big reveal is that the group of women was secretly formed by the Ocean's 11 gang because they knew at least one of them would turn on the others
>the guards would be distracted trying to arrest all the women screaming rape at the top of their lungs
>while everyone was distracted they slipped in and stole everything
>the crime is then pinned on the women who have no idea what happened

The only way this has a chance of being successful is if they drop the womyn power social justice shtick and simply have a movie about female con artists trying to hit a big score.

Have women act like women and not men and there could be some good coming out of this.

I highly doubt it though

>After the trainwreck that was Ghostbusterts, there is no fucking way they will try this again.
>No way.
>r-right?

Warner Brothers.

>forgot pic

Awkwafina is hotter than Rihanna though.

She is like 50 now you thirsty ass nigga

But how can they make it look like they care if they don't say anyone who doesn't like it is sexist? How can they get free marketing by making it seem like it's a big deal that women are the lead roles in a film instead of it just being a comedy with women?

This is an industry that once a year, gets together and talks about how racist and sexist and homophobic it is, and then claps for it. So unaware that literally everyone who could change the problems they're talking about are in the room. They somehow think they're the ones that aren't the bad guys it's everyone else when in reality it's themselves they hate so much. This is the level of self awareness you are dealing with. These people have no perspective of reality. All their causes and shit are vanity projects that they pick up and drop when they find something new they can pretend to care about.

That's the thing. This could be a great movie if they just make an Oceans Movie With Women. If they make it a Womyn Movie Called Oceans it'll blow.

Rihanna leans in and sensually kisses the guard on the cheek, he is frozen in bliss

Cut to reveal Rihanna is stealing his swipe card with this epic distraction.

#girlpower

More like

>Women watch movies and read more books than men

>We should pander to them because free market

>If they make it a Womyn Movie Called Oceans it'll blow.

Once they cast Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Watson we know that its Womyn Power. Even more confirmation if based Emma Stone stays away from it like she does from all man hater projects

i have seen rihannas entire naked body. its nasty. shes ugly. only attractive mixed chick is zoe saldana she can get it

More like Ocean's Roasties hehhhehe

>We should pander to them because free market

So why not pander to them? Women dont want the Womyn Power shtick either in fact no one does

That's the intention, but producers are dumb as shit

Why does anyone care? No one on Sup Forums, even with a gun to their head would ever sit through an Ocean's Movie.

who cares if WB throws away $100M, they got the money.

this is exactly the type of project emma has avoided and wouldnt pick hes leading a hom hanks film and singing in beauty if the beast.

jlaw is the only one who would do it for the money, the other two know its trash and full of washed ups

I think it's a case of the squeaky wheel gets the grease.

Over saturation of online media by a very vocal minority, truth is men and women don't care who is cast, they care about having an enjoyable experience watching a movie... not "YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS MOVIE OR YOU HATE WOMEN"

can see awkwafina being the only chink in the armour here

has hollywood run out of asian actresses to fill these roles? its basically olivia munn or bust at this point

I think our best option is to ignore it

whoa maybe not
what the fuck is that?!

Strong yellow fever.

Gay.

Or, wait for it;

>Rihanna struts past, flirts...
>...nothing

>"Awkwafina" goofily stumbles past, dude is a sleazy man baby with yellow fever who loses his shit

Epic Comic Reversal.

They won't.

Ghostbusters proved that the market doesn't want this shit.

This will be another bomb.

How much you wanna bet the villain in this movie is still a white male

Not only a white male but Donald Trumpesque

>Rihanna's catch phrase has been "That's what I'm talking 'bout"
>Yellow fever man falls for Evian
"That's what I'M talking about!"

We need to care, so SJW's can have some new causes to whine about.

If the reaction is as I expect;

>Who cares?

Then they won't be able to blame Straight White Men for something.

Also, Warner's said they're only spending 70 million on this.

Why?

Because even the most successful female comedies top out around 300 mil.

...And they aren't fucking retards like Sony, and know they are making a film for a female audience who goes to things like The Blind Side or Bad Mom's.

Which reminds me - Where's Cameron Diaz?

>yfw its literally donald trump after he loses the election

Cate Blanchett is the finest actress in the world but this looks like shit

>Also, Warner's said they're only spending 70 million on this.

"only"

lol

They cast some pudgy Asian Youtube comedian in Star Wars, so maybe these people are actually retarded.

At least Awkwafina looks kind of cute

...

Why only 8 is it because women can only steal 8 out of 11 million dollars that a man can steal?

How will hot women get away with stealing stuff? Won't people be watching them constantly?

Awkwafina stumbles along behind Rihanna because she's not used to wearing high heels.

Awkwafina tries to seduce guard, he's resistant, she rolls her eyes, takes off her high heel and hits him with it and knocks him out

Witty quip from Helena on the radio like "that's one way to do it"
"Heel boy, sit"
Or "now he knows how uncomfortable these things are"

Audience screams with laughter and begins to chant "YOU GO GIRL!"

Is there no subject this Renaissance WOman hasn't broached?

Damn. He actually would make for a legitimate villain character in an Oceans movie though. Business magnate/rabble rousing politician with a big mouth, flashy style, owns a Casino.

If they had balls they'd cast one dude star in the Julia Roberts role (apparently they are going all female only) and then find a woman for the big bad.

Like Kate Winslet.

Zoe kravitz is pretty hot

lol you cant even get 2 women to work with each other without them ending up hating each other

Too bad it's the male that pays for the tickets.

hollywood btfo

Feminists literally made this joke already.

>plot point features Hot Women distracting Stoop Mans as the ugly women do the stealing

>4,000,494 outraged headlines from the Blogosphere hit the interwebs in a single hour

>Jezebel literally taken offline from a DDoS tier amount of frothing at the mouth comments

>They cast some pudgy Asian Youtube comedian in Star Wars

oh shit i forgot about that
its like they went out of their way to find a ugly fat asian

Is this the so called FemmeKino I've been hearing so much about?

>tfw the actual finished film will be less competently written than this

Dont be that guy

>hurr its not a lot lol i dont make that much in my life xD get a job

>Mindy Kaling
No.

And he'll buy 2 for Oceans or sleep on the couch

Hey, my name is Hamborger Halpar and wowie zowie I'm such a cool person. It's not copyrighted because I spelled it like a fucking simpleton.

You know that will be a plot point.

So the female audience who actually pay for movie tickets can laugh and say;

>lol, so true!

Followed by a twitter breakdown rant by some obese pink haired woman angry at the internalized misogyny.

He'll buy 2, go with you, and then think of Rihanna later when he's doing you from behind.

Is that literally why they did that, though?
I can't think of any other reason a franchise would want to literally set itself back like that.

Wait......Akwa....the water?

Don't watch it. Easy. Not every piece of media is for you.

>Oceans 8
>Oceans 9
>Oceans 10

Oh look, a trilogy that syncs up nicely to Oceans 11.

who cares

please don't make this another ghostbusters where it has to be a big thing that I get shrieked at by the media about

let it come, let it die, move on

So? He is fucking me and paying me, I dont care what he thinks

Maybe I'll shame him for it (I bet you were thinking of Akwafina ;_;), so he gives me more money

We killed Ghostbusters. We can kill this.

>Do you bleed?


>You will

ok they decide to make an all female oceans 11 after this

who are the extra 3 woman you choose to put in this

pic related

is she the lockpick?

No, she is the shitty lock

this fucking capeshit board

is she the mannequin/dummy?

>knowing this much about reddit
you need to go back

>Don't wait it.
>Easy.

>FUCKING WHITE MEN WHY WON'T YOU WATCH THIS MOVIE! NOW IT'S A FUCKING FINANCIAL DISASTER! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

I wish women would just hurry up and make up their minds already.

I'm on Sup Forums and I enjoyed all 3 oceans movies

Parts of 2 and most of 3 were barely watchable but I still enjoyed them overall