*blocks your path*
*blocks your path*
i'm not that lucky
*turns around and leaves*
*unsheathes katana*
M'lady
are u a trap
cute little girl
Wake up
*Turn 360 degrees and walk away in shame muttering assbergerly...
"Do you mind, I wanna go swim"
Ill just leave this here.
Definitely don't use a fire spell cause that will just make her tan stronger.
Use wind magic to blow sand in her eyes and strike while she's immobilised for a turn.
> i ripped my pants
>sidekick to the head
Path cleared
>*Turn 360 degrees
So you are facing her?
She hot her face reshaped completely and now she is human garbage.
Wew, lad. Lad? Wew.
>Roll so my butt faces her
>pull down pants
>unleash liquid inferno of shit
अलविदा
*unzips dick*
>teleports behind her with a sheathed blade
Nothing personal, kid
Ask to play
> sand literally everywhere
Yet no anons talking about dusting her vision orbs
"y-y-you too"
>Max your q than e you fucking scrub
*unrars dick*
Pull every shit i made out of my trunks and roll in sand so i dont stink. Make meowing noises and pretend im in a litterbox scraping my doo.
She will think its cool and move
"Hey, Sarah. I'm looking forward to your party tonight."
Touch the pokeflute