*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

i'm not that lucky

*turns around and leaves*

*unsheathes katana*

M'lady

are u a trap

cute little girl

Wake up

*Turn 360 degrees and walk away in shame muttering assbergerly...

"Do you mind, I wanna go swim"

Ill just leave this here.

Definitely don't use a fire spell cause that will just make her tan stronger.
Use wind magic to blow sand in her eyes and strike while she's immobilised for a turn.

> i ripped my pants

>sidekick to the head

Path cleared

>*Turn 360 degrees
So you are facing her?

She hot her face reshaped completely and now she is human garbage.

Wew, lad. Lad? Wew.

>Roll so my butt faces her
>pull down pants
>unleash liquid inferno of shit
अलविदा

*unzips dick*

>teleports behind her with a sheathed blade
Nothing personal, kid

Ask to play

> sand literally everywhere
Yet no anons talking about dusting her vision orbs

"y-y-you too"

>Max your q than e you fucking scrub

*unrars dick*

Pull every shit i made out of my trunks and roll in sand so i dont stink. Make meowing noises and pretend im in a litterbox scraping my doo.
She will think its cool and move

"Hey, Sarah. I'm looking forward to your party tonight."

Touch the pokeflute