How do I talk to girls?

how do I talk to girls?

Use all your willpower in the world to go up to them and talk to them like an actual person and not someone different than you

haha yes I like music too

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Get good at asking questions. Identify the keywords in their answers, and then ask trenchant followups about them. You post here so you are presumably conversant on music. So ask whatever girl what her favorite album of the past year is, like you were talking to shitheads on this board. But unlike this board, don't immediately tell her she's wrong. Just springboard into a good followup.

Just keep shitposting to Sup Forums, I'm sure things will work out

This is terrible advice. You'll never get them romantically involved if you do this.

>You post here so you are presumably conversant on music.

Thanks mate, I needed a god larff.

Kill yourself.

act like you're cool as shit. it will work until you let your guard down and show your true self

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write the questions down first and memorize them too. develop a cogent color-code or similar system. Google the method of loci

have any of you had a girl walk up to you and tell you to not talk to them, without even trying to talk to them

Let me explain more, then. Girls are people, too. This is important to be conscious of. Too many times will someone who is beta and/or frightened of social interaction with women will compare themselves to women and think they are worse than them, or become to eager to put a girl on a pedestal, which is no way to start a romantic relationship. Just be yourself, or at least the self that you show in public, try to find things in common, genuinely listen to them etc.

Damn :(

This is good advice

ok but how do I see other people as people. im not a good example of someone I'd want to talk to.

Don't. They don't want you to.

thanks dad

>this thread still hasn't been deleted
W E W

>implying the janitors in this board are actually active

>asking Sup Forums for dating advice
I think you belong in /r9k/

t. Roastie Zionic-crypto-disinfo-agent who wants to convince proto-alpha white males that women are attracted to men because of their behavior instead of being attracted to behavior because of the men executing said behavior for the sake of furthering the white genocide projekt
People aren't people. After the sexual revolution, people became sellers and consumers in the last truly free market: the market of social interaction. You need to acquire social currency to exchange for a sexual act which, contrary to being enjoyable, will just lead you deeper into despair. Take a few years to spend all day masturbating to increasingly more depraved porn and reading Houellebecq and you'll get redpilled like me.

Drugs and counting down from 5, telling yourself it's better to regret doing something than never having do it

the fuck you on about

there are several but they spend all their time sitting in the kpop thread deleting posts and banning people

you sound bitter, user

I'm surprised you could satirize schizophrenia this accurately.

>le dismissing pessimistic worldviews meme
I'm right. Post-christian hedonism has turned casual social interactions into a market-like game where sex is the greatest good but has also been stripped of all the qualities that previously made it worth pursuing. Sex is empty pleasure. You'll realize this someday when you realize that fucking just makes you feel good. Or maybe it'll take longer and you won't have to face your lack of coping skills until your dick won't get hard or your cunt won't get wet anymore.

Don't get me started on the fucking Jews.

>I'm right.
No, you just weren't gifted a free nordic waifu who loves you and you spent most of your life stewing about it in an echo-chamber that reinforced your paranoid ideals until you see your grandiose delusions in literally everything.

Try arguing my points instead of just making assumptions about my life. I'm not sour grapes about nogf. I'm not paranoid. I don't even think the way that social interaction occurs is necessarily bad. I certainly don't think men are entitled to women since no human being is entitled to another. The "market" system is shit, but it works. I just think that hedonism combined with a lack of any more robust moral framework to temper it has had a negative effect on the use of sex in society. The market system gives people freedom, but people in general can't cope with freedom. Without any guiding principles, they turned into pleasure crazed monsters incapable of love. I know very well that this opinion is not incompatible with a healthy sexual or social life. It is in fact necessary for one. You're the one in an echo chamber. You're so happy being a sub-human in the Skinner box of the material world that you assume anyone who doesn't enjoy that is some sort of social retard. Sad!

>just b yourself :)

>go to 73% male engineering college
>slightly on the short side
>have no differentiating characteristics at first glance

It's impossible I tell you. It doesn't help that I don't do drugs or drink. Everyone just tells me to go to parties but it would be weird.

t. khv. I'm not mad about it, but it does make me just stare at a wall sometimes if you know what I mean

>Implying normie girls even pay attention to full albums

>favorite album
you realize like 90% of the population doesnt listen to albums right?

my man, the moral framework was far worse the further back you go. what time period are you even speaking of when you thought society was great? the 50s, when the zionists had just won a world war?