/heem/ Karen got da booty edition

Upcoming events:

12/16: Bellator 169 - King Mo vs Ishii
12/17: UFC on Fox 22 - VanZant vs Waterson
12/29: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: SECONDU ROUNDO - TBA
12/30: UFC 207 - Nunes vs Rousey
12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - TBA
12/31: WSOF 34 - Gaethje vs Firmino
1/13: LFA 1 - Peterson vs Higo
1/14: Invicta FC 21 - Anderson vs Tweet
1/15: UFC FN 103 - Rodriguez vs Penn
1/20: GLORY 37 - Roosmalen vs Embree
1/21: Bellator 170 - Sonnen vs Ortiz
1/28: UFC on Fox 23 - Pena vs Shevchenko
1/29: Submission Underground 3 - Jones vs Sonnen

News:

>Rumored list of fighters that attended TUF 25 tryouts (seems like a TUF: TUF Veterans season)
mmanewsline.com/the-ultimate-fighter-25-initial-cast-info/

>Ngannou to fight Arlovski
twitter.com/mma_kings/status/809191417667059719

>Cerrone vs Masvidal set for UFC on Fox 23
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/donald-cerrone-vs-jorge-masvidal-set-for-ufc-on-fox-23

>Gastelum to fight Belfort
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/kelvin-gastelum-vs-vitor-belfort-slated-for-ufc-fight-night-107-in-brazil

>JDS vs Struve 2 to headline UFC FN 105
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/junior-dos-santos-vs-stefan-struve-rematch-headlines-ufc-fight-night-105-in-halifax

>Duffy to become free agent
mmafighting.com/2016/12/14/13954238/joseph-duffy-cleared-to-fight-out-contract-will-test-free-agent

>Khabib BTFOs Ferguson once again
twitter.com/TeamKhabib/status/808905213084102656

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2016's been a wild year
What was the high point, for you?

Punk ass faggot bitch

Schaub is a skid

fourth for aldo is a massive cuck

Nerd

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>What was the high point, for you?

Do you even have to ask?

bless schaub
blowjob jizz nerds please leave

I disagree man

God, I wish he'd just kept beating the shit out of Conor from mount. Don't submit him. Just keep hitting him.

Brendan Schaub P4P best punching bag of all time

What the fuck, why?

Conor must be punished for fucking up Featherweight. The debt has not been paid.

>"In my opinion, I never stopped being the champion. I lost that fight because of an accident."

>Despite succumbing to McGregor in his first loss in more than 10 years, Aldo insisted to UFC Brazil that he was the better fighter and would win a rematch.

>"It's not my fault that he's a coward. He was never the champion. I don't see myself losing to anyone in my weight class or any other one."

KEK, Aldo is literally brain damaged from one go around with Conor

>p-plz stop it hurts
>not infinitely more humiliating than punching until the ref decides it's over

>Aldo has pulled out fo 55% of his fights
>Cain held the Heavy Weight division hostage for two years

Fore sure get that cheeto dust of your tips my man, 100%

>Conor must be punished for being the best featherweight ever seen, and cucking the entire division.
Top kek.
Conor's gonna cripple Nate in the third fight.

>Conor McGregor vs Sam Alvey has been added to UFC on Fox 23

How well do you think Rumble would do at Heavyweight?

Cain, Werdum, Stipe, Rothwell, JDS all stop him. Not sure about the rest. Hunt probably gets a walk off KO.

tard

That little punch to lock his head into the choke was just perfect, though.

The real casuals are the ones who don't remember how frustrating of a champ Aldo was. Plenty of his fights were him doing exactly enough to get ahead and then never looking for the finish, spending the last two rounds gassed in safe mode. Or pulling out of fights and constantly bitching about the UFC brass.

Obviously you gotta respect the number of defenses but he was hardly as fucking loved and revered then as he suddenly is mostly because people can't stand Conor chatted so much shit and KO'd him before the fight even started.

And yet he'll never know the richness of his own language, or the awesomeness of a great novel or poetry let alone ever getting a grip on Shakespeare.
That's a HUGE fucking trade-off, honestly.

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>tfw i can read because my overbearing father didnt vicariously live through me to account for his career shortcomings

it would be nice to be rich but ... reading is cool too

If I had mayweather money and was illiterate, I wouldn't have to read stupid shit like what you just typed out.

how does he ever catch his baby momma's cheating if he can't read their texts?

this guy is now a rich video game developer in japan, checkmate atheists

Is that an anime gym shaker he's holding?

How does not being able to read even work? how do you know where to sign on forms? How do you leave a note? How do you text a girl? How do you know what sort of store a place is if you can't immediately tell?
Seriously.

You really think he's fucking just one girl? I doubt he gives a shit desu

> or the awesomeness of a great novel or poetry let alone ever getting a grip on Shakespeare.

who here love the coco?

Sonnen confirmed that he won't be fighting Jones at SUG3; Rockhold is more likely. Please take note OP man

>Tfw realize 189ers have only seen him fight once and it was the worst fight of his career
>Tfw /heem/ is 95% 189ers

i was thinking more about why he's always beating them up. maybe it's not for cheating and it's just because he's a manlet who can't read so he's quick to anger

>tfw you cant buy height

Who do you have in a Rockhold vs Jones grappling match?

jon jones is OBSESSED with matt hamil

He just hits them whenever he gets suspicious of them. Keep em on their toes.

You're ignoring the dark skinned elephant in the room, friend.

Rockhold comes in cocky and gets KO'd

i have me watching something else cuz pure grappling is pretty fucking low excitement

would catch the webm later or just read about it

I give Rockhold the edge

Rockhold.

Georges
St
Pierre
Germaine

FLIPPED ... out

last night

brb going to my dark place

FUCK

should be

>tonight

not last night

So many great fights this year but I'm gonna go with Lawler-Condit. Honorable mention to Rizin and their amazing spectacle of a card. It's been a hell of a year and we ain't even done yet.

Will GSP ever come back?

Looking for the finish is what got him caught with mcgregor. How WErdum got caught.

How ROnda got stomped. Looking head on for the finish.

Who is your favorite UFC staff member?

Yep

Karyn Bryant

probably not

sounds like he wants conor money which he isnt gonna get cuz it's hard to say if he'd still be a monster draw. a lot of his numbers came from piggybacking on huge cards

frankly if they put on a GSP vs Bisping superfight i wouldnt be surprised at all if it couldnt crack 650k

holy plucked eyebrows in this resolution

I would pee on her butt

The money issue is because he can't wear his sponsors into the cage. UFC have nobody but themselves to blame for this, not everybody has to just bend over backwards for the Reebok deal.

Who did she vote for?

She's married to Benavidez so who do you think?

she needs to go shorter, this kid actually has a belt.

I think I could take this kid

>this kid can only get subbed via headlocks

All he has to do is avoid getting heemed and he could be a champ, desu

Why haven't we ever seen a gogoplata in the UFC?

casual

what thought is running through Megan's mind here, lads?

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Did anyone else watch the Criss Angel journalist guy on Fighter & the Kid?

Oh man I know exactly who you mean. Legit looks like Mauro Ranallo in a Criss Angel wig.

>I plan on crushing Mickey like this apple!
>Apples, like, they break really easy, like it's not like, there's ap- piece of apple. Good thing I'm not an apple.

What did he mean by this?


1:28
youtube.com/watch?v=Ar0gyWs5_Yc

Lando "Spicy" Banana is the next big thing in mixed martial arts

Mark my words

UFC199 as a whole

Bretty cool guy. Works at a brothel in his day job.
youtube.com/watch?v=EhbVrGnBuwc

Not this beak-nosed goof that's for sure

Forrest Griffin

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mir is THICC

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What a lad

189 got back into mma after gsp retired.

Wow

I literally have never noticed that tattoo on Bisping

Is this the Berenstain timeline taking over again?

Is there a bigger meme card than this week's card?
>Pvz
>Sage
>Mickey
>Barberena
>Perry
>Faber

nope

bellator and rizin are jealous, and it could be worse

so I'm pretty sure that Faber beats Pickett handily, but there is always that chance for a lucky punch if Urijah decides to stand and trade

Find a flaw

cummings being ranked at all
mcgoober over 5 on p4p

Why the fuck are Matt 'Can' Brown and Ellenberger still ranked?

Sage is going to crush gall like an old Granny Smith
youtu.be/Ar0gyWs5_Yc

Sage's neck looks like a tree stump and he looks like an actual adult there

wtf yo

Mcgregor should be #1 p4p
Mcgregor should be featherweight champion

McGregor should apologize
TO ABSOLUTELY NOBODY

Hahaha! You will do nothing! hahahaha!

Goldie so hyped he's standing up. Gonna miss this goof, fuck that robot Jon Anik.

lol noticed that too

Holloway caught Pettis pretty good shifting his weight here

Fuck you bud Jon Anik is comfy as fuck

/heem/ brethren, does anyone wanna do amazon wishlist secret santas?

When did you realize that Mcgregor vs Mayweather was actually happening?

Took me a while to come around, but I accepted it right before 205.

It's an MMA ranking system controlled by a single company. That means it's a promotional tool rather than an assessment of the fighters.

Duh, but I guess it's worth saying once.

McG would have to buy his way out of his UFC contract first