Ask and you shall receive and answer

Ask and you shall receive and answer,
whether or not it is the truth is up to you to decide.

Will my book be bought for hundreds of millions of dollars and turned into the film I want it to be?

Well then fuck you and this site you fuckin cock sucker.

Will I receive more than 100,000,000 dollars this year?

The exact amount I will need is $623,623,623.23

Does she love me?

Will I become a successful writer?

should i get to work

Will I be united with my soulmate soon?

Will my soulmate and I be together by this week?

I wouldn't

Will Kim Jong-Un ever feed his people, and ween them off their rabid meth addiction?

Will things get better?

Should I try and sell on eBay again?

Should I go get drunk today?

will i get a bj today

is whitney really an m&m?

Am I a faggot?

Can we summon Moot ITT for old tyme's sake?

will I ever find love?

Would I feel better if I did it?

Do you hate me magic 8ball?

Is this her big shot?

Is she gonna send me nudes of herself?

Is this universe a simulation?

Will I get dubs this week?

Well will I?

Ok then

Will I be single this year?

Will i ever get a girl?