/cum/

Getting high edition.

...

*vapes aggressively*

i like how pittsburgers talk funny

>claims to be a human being
>hasn't seen Godfather I and II

What the fuck is your problem?

Two questions:

1) Should I jerk off right now?

2) Thailand or Japan for first solo trip this summer?

t. demarcus gonzalez

I had tea today. It was so great.

Pennsylvania has towns called burgs.
People who live in burgs are burgers.
Americans from Pennsylvania are literal burgers.

save all you cum for those starving thai prozzies

If america is so bad why does anybody go there?

>Yes
>Thailand

1)
no it's not good for you
2)
Thailand if you're closet homosexual in denial yet unashamed like the majority of /cum/ posters. Japan if Rei > Asuka

That is good. It is good to have tea.

>If america is so bad why does anybody go there?
It's just bants m8

>2017
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it kills you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel

>masturbating is bad for you

Why not just vape?

It's gross. Everybody around you can smell the smoke on you, you degenerate.

>pennsylvania
coulda fooled me

...

>vaping is an acceptable alternative to smoking cigarettes
>vaping is acceptable at all

>I don't vape

>smoking in moderation
pussy

I've been smoking ED for 2 years. I always have an abundance of mucus now, causes a bad habit of spitting and coughing up phlegm. My senses of taste and smell are inhibited.
It's not that expensive given you RYO cigs though. They're better that way, factory-rolled cigs are shit with too many added chemicals, not that a smoker would care about the health implications. American Spirit and Camel are still bretty gud though.

God has abandoned us.

>funnymama_nw4akzn8Fy1udwa(...).jpg

porn is, at least. fapping doesn't usually become much of an addictive habit unless porn's involved.

H-h-hi

where do i acquire crack

Check your bosom

Women should only have sex with one man each in their lifetimes.

Climate change is likely to become an increasingly major obstacle to slowing the rate of species extinctions. Several new assessment approaches have been proposed for identifying climate vulnerable species, based on the assumption that established systems such as the IUCN Red List need revising or replacing because they were not developed to explicitly consider climate change. However no assessment approach has been tested to determine its ability to provide advanced warning time for conservation action for species that might go extinct due to climate change. To test the performance of the Red List system in this capacity we used linked niche-demographic models with habitat dynamics driven by a business-as-usual climate change scenario. We generated replicate 100-year trajectories for range-restricted reptiles and amphibians endemic to the United States. For each replicate, we categorized the simulated species according to IUCN Red List criteria at annual 5year and 10year intervals (the latter representing current practice). For replicates that went extinct, we calculated warning time as the number of years the simulated species was continuously listed in a threatened category prior to extinction. To simulate data limitations we repeated the analysis using a single criterion at a time (disregarding other listing criteria). Results show that when all criteria can be used the Red List system would provide several decades of warning time (median=62years; >20 years for 99% of replicates) but suggest that conservation actions should begin as soon as a species is listed as Vulnerable, because 50% of replicates went extinct within 20 years of becoming uplisted to Critically Endangered. When only one criterion was used, warning times were substantially shorter but more frequent assessments increased the warning time by about a decade. Overal we found that the Red List criteria reliably provide a sensitive and precautionary way to assess extinction risk under climate change.

*charges towards you* what do you do?

*sneezes

what

*shoots horse*

what is this?

just cali

Get me Russian pussy

patriotism

>having sex
degenerate

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Do you think that I have the attention span to read all of that? Do you think that I'd care enough about world issues to, even if I could? This is /cum/. Keep your post length under 200 characters.

>Do you think that I have the attention span to read all of that? Do you think that I'd care enough about world issues to, even if I could? This is /cum/. Keep your post length under 200 characters.

This shows me that it's time to begin the beta uprising

if you use a laptop do you use the touchpad for clicking or the clickers

Back from work, didcha miss me?~

I plug a mouse into it

>clickers

had some tendies today

making pineapple kebab

got 50% on my online quiz

this

I like the way Russian girls' lips look

why didnt you post the questions to /cum/ we would have helped

I missed you baby

Reminder that Fist of Flames is a known homo

I doubt anyone here knows much about my professor's extremely obscure and esoteric web programming methods

disgusting

There's nothing wrong with being gay in 2016

what's it in?

I filter namefags for thinking they're important despite their mediocre-tier on average posts.

They'd look better around my dick

Watching the old x men movies. These are fucking awful.

Too bad for him that now it's 2017 and the gay genocide is beginning

Try being nice for a change. I've had a really rough week and I don't need this right now.

Cool

I hope you don't mind me asking but do you have any good evidence?

You'll never be a refined young gentleman if you don't control your sexual thoughts and urges.

73105339
I am nice :)

We're using perl and template toolkit. I don't know how much this stuff is used out there but I don't hear it talked about much

Yes

>american comercials

pretty sure half of /cum/ is CS

Prove it. Tell me that you love me.

>gold 4 gold

I'm an expert Python turtle graphics artist. Not to brag or anything.

sounds pretty common. I've never used template toolkit, but I've used python and flask which is similar.

>It's hot
>it's humid
>the water tastes like semen
>the terrain is flat
>when it rains, it's boiling hot
>prices are the same as the rest country, despite pay being 2/3rds of the rest
>no kale or kombucha in stores
How do Texans even """""live"""""?

Yes

only if you're the short asian girl I've been talking to the last few days

>no kale or kombucha in stores

oh. I'm an apprentice sysadmin/networking pleb and I have no idea why this course is required

>Calling me reddit
>for eating healthy sometimes

>close /cum/ tab
>immediately re-open

you keep me coming back for more

>he doesn't make his own kombucha

lads

You would only love me if I were a girl? You're just like everyone else. That's pretty shallow but whatever.

What are you:

>doing

>drinking

>eating

Go off and meditate until you've stopped being a lewposter and become a niceposter.

nothing

>doing
A lengthy homework assignment
>drinking
Chamomile tea
>eating
Banana bread

>watching the simpsons
>milk
>a bacon cheeseburger

Are you telling me you're not her?
You better be because I'm too afraid to text her

Wasting my time in /cum/ with strained eyes.
Water.
I ate a veggie burger earlier. It was pretty good.

>Be PNW
>Eat grass like cattle

>"I'm healthy"

im playing metro 2033 last light on survival mode on ranger hardcore and its easier than metro2033 imo

ok

Sounds like my neighbors are fighting.

>be midwest
>call vegetables "grass"
>get diabetes