Getting high edition.
/cum/
...
*vapes aggressively*
i like how pittsburgers talk funny
>claims to be a human being
>hasn't seen Godfather I and II
What the fuck is your problem?
Two questions:
1) Should I jerk off right now?
2) Thailand or Japan for first solo trip this summer?
t. demarcus gonzalez
I had tea today. It was so great.
Pennsylvania has towns called burgs.
People who live in burgs are burgers.
Americans from Pennsylvania are literal burgers.
save all you cum for those starving thai prozzies
If america is so bad why does anybody go there?
>Yes
>Thailand
1)
no it's not good for you
2)
Thailand if you're closet homosexual in denial yet unashamed like the majority of /cum/ posters. Japan if Rei > Asuka
That is good. It is good to have tea.
>If america is so bad why does anybody go there?
It's just bants m8
>2017
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?
>b-but it kills you
And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?
>it's addicting!!!
It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation
>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!
Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel
>masturbating is bad for you
Why not just vape?
It's gross. Everybody around you can smell the smoke on you, you degenerate.
>pennsylvania
coulda fooled me
...
>vaping is an acceptable alternative to smoking cigarettes
>vaping is acceptable at all
>I don't vape
>smoking in moderation
pussy
I've been smoking ED for 2 years. I always have an abundance of mucus now, causes a bad habit of spitting and coughing up phlegm. My senses of taste and smell are inhibited.
It's not that expensive given you RYO cigs though. They're better that way, factory-rolled cigs are shit with too many added chemicals, not that a smoker would care about the health implications. American Spirit and Camel are still bretty gud though.
God has abandoned us.
>funnymama_nw4akzn8Fy1udwa(...).jpg
porn is, at least. fapping doesn't usually become much of an addictive habit unless porn's involved.
H-h-hi
where do i acquire crack
Check your bosom
Women should only have sex with one man each in their lifetimes.
Climate change is likely to become an increasingly major obstacle to slowing the rate of species extinctions. Several new assessment approaches have been proposed for identifying climate vulnerable species, based on the assumption that established systems such as the IUCN Red List need revising or replacing because they were not developed to explicitly consider climate change. However no assessment approach has been tested to determine its ability to provide advanced warning time for conservation action for species that might go extinct due to climate change. To test the performance of the Red List system in this capacity we used linked niche-demographic models with habitat dynamics driven by a business-as-usual climate change scenario. We generated replicate 100-year trajectories for range-restricted reptiles and amphibians endemic to the United States. For each replicate, we categorized the simulated species according to IUCN Red List criteria at annual 5year and 10year intervals (the latter representing current practice). For replicates that went extinct, we calculated warning time as the number of years the simulated species was continuously listed in a threatened category prior to extinction. To simulate data limitations we repeated the analysis using a single criterion at a time (disregarding other listing criteria). Results show that when all criteria can be used the Red List system would provide several decades of warning time (median=62years; >20 years for 99% of replicates) but suggest that conservation actions should begin as soon as a species is listed as Vulnerable, because 50% of replicates went extinct within 20 years of becoming uplisted to Critically Endangered. When only one criterion was used, warning times were substantially shorter but more frequent assessments increased the warning time by about a decade. Overal we found that the Red List criteria reliably provide a sensitive and precautionary way to assess extinction risk under climate change.
*charges towards you* what do you do?
*sneezes
what
*shoots horse*
what is this?
just cali
Get me Russian pussy
patriotism
>having sex
degenerate
...
Do you think that I have the attention span to read all of that? Do you think that I'd care enough about world issues to, even if I could? This is /cum/. Keep your post length under 200 characters.
>Do you think that I have the attention span to read all of that? Do you think that I'd care enough about world issues to, even if I could? This is /cum/. Keep your post length under 200 characters.
This shows me that it's time to begin the beta uprising
if you use a laptop do you use the touchpad for clicking or the clickers
Back from work, didcha miss me?~
I plug a mouse into it
>clickers
had some tendies today
making pineapple kebab
got 50% on my online quiz
this
I like the way Russian girls' lips look
why didnt you post the questions to /cum/ we would have helped
I missed you baby
Reminder that Fist of Flames is a known homo
I doubt anyone here knows much about my professor's extremely obscure and esoteric web programming methods
disgusting
There's nothing wrong with being gay in 2016
what's it in?
I filter namefags for thinking they're important despite their mediocre-tier on average posts.
They'd look better around my dick
Watching the old x men movies. These are fucking awful.
Too bad for him that now it's 2017 and the gay genocide is beginning
Try being nice for a change. I've had a really rough week and I don't need this right now.
Cool
I hope you don't mind me asking but do you have any good evidence?
You'll never be a refined young gentleman if you don't control your sexual thoughts and urges.
73105339
I am nice :)
We're using perl and template toolkit. I don't know how much this stuff is used out there but I don't hear it talked about much
Yes
>american comercials
pretty sure half of /cum/ is CS
Prove it. Tell me that you love me.
>gold 4 gold
I'm an expert Python turtle graphics artist. Not to brag or anything.
sounds pretty common. I've never used template toolkit, but I've used python and flask which is similar.
>It's hot
>it's humid
>the water tastes like semen
>the terrain is flat
>when it rains, it's boiling hot
>prices are the same as the rest country, despite pay being 2/3rds of the rest
>no kale or kombucha in stores
How do Texans even """""live"""""?
Yes
only if you're the short asian girl I've been talking to the last few days
>no kale or kombucha in stores
oh. I'm an apprentice sysadmin/networking pleb and I have no idea why this course is required
>Calling me reddit
>for eating healthy sometimes
>close /cum/ tab
>immediately re-open
you keep me coming back for more
>he doesn't make his own kombucha
lads
You would only love me if I were a girl? You're just like everyone else. That's pretty shallow but whatever.
What are you:
>doing
>drinking
>eating
Go off and meditate until you've stopped being a lewposter and become a niceposter.
nothing
>doing
A lengthy homework assignment
>drinking
Chamomile tea
>eating
Banana bread
>watching the simpsons
>milk
>a bacon cheeseburger
Are you telling me you're not her?
You better be because I'm too afraid to text her
Wasting my time in /cum/ with strained eyes.
Water.
I ate a veggie burger earlier. It was pretty good.
>Be PNW
>Eat grass like cattle
>"I'm healthy"
im playing metro 2033 last light on survival mode on ranger hardcore and its easier than metro2033 imo
ok
Sounds like my neighbors are fighting.
>be midwest
>call vegetables "grass"
>get diabetes