Argentinians, is it true that she had a boyfriend that suddenly died in a mysterious car crash. Then Messi, the boy who had a crush on her since childhood, comes sweeping in right after, 5 years since they last meet, and wins her over?
Isnt that a little bit suspicious?
yes and did you know that messi owns several cars?
Isnt that a little bit suspicious too?
I wouldn't be surprised if Messi has killed a man desu
what was so mysterious about the car crash?
argentinians are crashing cars all the time
cheese pizza crumbs and empty bottles of sprite were found in the nearby bushes
topjej
motive
I want to touch her boob
Probably a hitman or some family member fixed the brakes
bit gay m8
I knew it, all that puking is nothing but remorse, messi has this huge stomach ulcer thanks to this.
That bitch is fucking stacked.
Damn
all half indians look good until they hit 30's and then they automatically jump to 60 years olds.
thank god Argentina is a fucking world away from India.
>you meant native americans
Thats pregnant boobs for ya
I dont get the reference
are you telling me Cristóbal Colón didn't discovered India?!
by the way, you have any gold? asking for a friend...
Messi is an autist with a preference for sprite and cheese pizza
O R YOU?
>by the way, you have any gold? asking for a friend...
Give it back and we can be friends again.
without the watermark
give back the same mirrors and beads used in the trade and we can be friends again.
>that fat fuck iniesta
truly has the spanish genes
You would feel remorse for killing people to get you waifu?
What mirrors and beads?
You stole it, you filthy conquistador.
all filthy lies
España-kun gib back gold pls
damn, i wish i can fuck my childhood crush
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>picking up used trash
lel, what a cuck
t. my wife is my cousin
I'm fucking dying here kek
might be true, I guess
what really happened is that messis mum hated her because she was a gold digger that only dated messi when she saw he could earn money in Europe
messi was in love with her since childhood, but the bitch didn't give a shit back then and fucked chads in front of messis face
>agua
>agua
>aqua...
>agua
>agua
>aqua...
>sprite
>aqua...
>agua
>agua
>agua
Really introduces a cognitive stimulation
Maybe the Argentine equivalent of Taylor Swift should write a song about it.
Minus the football, she's about 10 leagues above him.
JUST
I unironically don't find her that attractive.
She's undeniably fit but I can't say as though I'm attracted to her.
Inb4 no gays allowed etc.
>Vermaelen didn't get food because he didn't play the whole season
rude
hehehe
>double Italian surname
>native American
Mate, before the world Argentina had 1/15th of the current population, most people here are grandsons of Europeans refugees
Some people in the South of Italy had brown skin, just like lot of Spaniards have brown skin and Arab features
>before the world
I'm by surprised Argentina had any population before the world existed desu.
har har
world wars
>guy with millions of dollars goes after childhood sweetheart when she needs him most despite the fact that he could fuck literally any woman in Europe or South America
Messi is Autistic as fuck, but he's not a murderer if anything it shows he has a good heart.
>asking for a friend...
The euros? Spain are you in debt again?
If you don't give them their gold back eventually Mexico is gonna lose its head
BTW i don't know if it has already been posted but Messi announced his marriage for next june/july
#PIZZAGATE
Did he really do it, lads??
She looks like your average cute mestiza desu nothing really special, other than her fit body.
is this a reference to something? Did this actually happen
DELET
These "news" are from like 3 years ago
Is El Salvador that backwards? That picture has already been proved as photoshop
>Ter Stegen and Roberto
What's so bad about a little bit of cheating on your relationship?? Specially when you're a football demigod
why is she so perfect lads?
Latinas are the qtest. I need to hurry up and get down there.
Antonella is a true 10/10
slow down Michael, I'm sure they will reach your area sooner or later.
Why the fuck do Argies have such Italian sounding names?
millions of italians came this way. Now spanish/italian sounding names are the norm
When will his reign of terror end? Why won't he just stay in Panama and put an end to our suffering?
She's fine as fuck, come on. This isn't like Bale or Kroos who stuck with their 5/10 gfs, the only reason Messi's girl isn't a model is because she's basically a hobbit
They basically got the same number of Italians that we did in the late 1800s/early 1900s. But Argentina had like 1/8 of the USA's population to begin with so the Italians made a much bigger impact there and half the country has Italian names (Messi, Lavezzi, Di Stefano, etc.)
About half our pupulation is 2nd or 3rd generation Italian immigrant
I like him more now to be honest, cheese pizza >>> some gay shit like sushi
>a peruvian who doesn't like sushi
Is this real life? All the Peruvians in Argentina are selling raw fish food
To be fair at least we season it. Fish and rice are everyday stuff here and pizza is objectively better tasting as long as you're not a 15 year girl that finds sushi cute because it's japanese and looks like sliced penis
year old girl
>implying Turd Shitgen doesn't eat his sushi on the nutella sandwich
Nutella is best spice.
>Germans liking brown, pasty stuff
>Using fecal expletives twice in one name
Checks out
JUST
lol'd audibly
She is a model though
she's not that hot, normal looking
Messi's gf is legit 10/10. She is objectively perfect.
It's crazy to think a girl like her even exists.
>Failipinos
>in Alaska
Why though?
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That's how a boy became a Man. I am proud of you, Leonel.
She has breasts implants, you know? God knows also what other face surgeries she might have gotten because her face now is quite different than when she was younger. Though it might only be that she now has a personal stylist that do wonders with her makeup.
It's only make up desu, her face looks the same. She's hardly a 5/10, I don't know why people make a big deal about her.
Because she's got that cute girl-next-door look to her but with a perfect super model body.
She's the best of both worlds.
Meh I kinda agree with you, I like those type of girls but calling her a 10/10 is kinda weird for lack of a better word
Cute>hot and she's cute with a sexy body.
It's the ultimate combo and that can skew some people's ratings.
I agree with you on the body part. That ass must be awesome to pound.
Yes. I bet he has a tight turd cutter.
i would kill too to suck on her tits srs
*farts*
You mean she's not his sweetheart? For some reason I thought they were always together.
>Messi settled for sloppy seconds
>the retard fat babby is probably not his
The kid is Agüero's.
what the hell happened america
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To cut fish.
capitalism, globalism and general subhuman enablerism
>tfw wasn't athletically gifted
Even ugly fucks get to marry models if they're good at sports.
Liberals. This is what happens when you let women vote.
lots of factors. Think about it like this, Mexico is a shithole for you, but at least you can work yourself to death because there are actually jobs in the US.
And when you make it, you can legally bring your family over.
you are saying iniesta is athletically gifted?
filthy lies, you brown índio