>few years ago picking up spic gf from happy hour with co-workers >black co-worker is waiting with gf until I come >I pull up knowing she's drunk and sternly say "get in the car let's go" >black guy tries to white knight her and says "watch your mouth, don't talk to her like that" >I shout back from the car "shut the fuck up and stay out of this" >black guy says "yeh whatever nigga you a bitch who dont respect yo gurl" >I get out of the car and go right up to his face without breaking eye contact >he backs up a bit, breaks eye contact, looks up and says "y-yo watch out dawg, you know I'm part of the northside cripps nigga" >I say "yeah, a real gangsta working in retail" >He says "a-actually I'm working on my business degree" >I say "yeah ok bitch I'm going to be in that pussy tonight while you're alone fapping" >take gf home to fuck her hard as she creams on my BWC
Cucking a black guy and COLONIZING a fat ass latina in the same night. Today was a good day
>inb4 this happened A lie would have been making up that I called him a nigger and then curb stomped him like pic related
don't date a spic you fucking worthless piece of shit go impregnate a white and add +1 white to our race b4 it dies out FUCK
Christopher Sanders
>Be me >Be NEET >Live in parents basement >Be 27 >Scream at my mom to give me 7 dollars for a pack of cigarettes >She does >Smoke cigarettes
R E K T
Hunter Peterson
>post on Sup Forums >not getting memes
Dominic Williams
>met a white basic bitch liberal woman on badoo >she was married to some betacuck white guy that installed car stereos for a living or something >she would come home from work and I would go over and creampie that pussy 1-2 times in the course of 2 hours >we'd part ways so she could go pick up her betacuck hubby at work >with my cum leaking out of her cunt
Beat up a few Arabs or north Africans in Amsterdam with my cousins.
Andrew Young
Damn that's pretty sweet user
Alexander Baker
>Most Alpha Thing You've Done Voted for her
Chase Lewis
Actually true and more badass than OP
Joseph Butler
>be me, asian 2016 >tells normie white friends pokego is dead >prof gets triggered >i take over their gyms in campus
Jackson Lee
Have males sexually submit to me
Easton Russell
It's called gay not alpha. You're welcome...
Eli Davis
S A V A G E A V A G E
didn't have to do her like that user...
Angel James
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Xavier Hughes
>Dating women who hang around with niggers >Alpha
Pick one.
Cooper Carter
t. cuck too much of a beta to COLONIZE as white men have done across the planet for thousands of years
As long as you don't have kids with
Carson Thomas
>dating = fucking when will europoors learn
Dominic Howard
Applauses for you not losing an erection while seeing someone bleed.
Samuel Cooper
It's called throwing your estrogen pills out the window
Nicholas Anderson
>Had a 13 year old girlfriend >Cheated on her with a 15 year old girl.
They lived like 10 minutes apart.
Jose Garcia
Get off this board you retarded degenerate
Austin Edwards
I was drunk and she almost finished me before we were interrupted. lucky it wasn't during a vinegar stroke
Joseph Gonzalez
>creams *pees* Fixed that for ya
Evan Thomas
Ripped successful libertarian bi dude here. Smart black athlete monogamous bf can't keep up in bed as top or bottom. Physically he's faster but not as strong. White genes ftw. If you have any kids in the next two decades, have them be designer babies (genetically engineered); then you can select the good and remove the bad.
Eli Garcia
grichka?
Lucas Thompson
Top kek
Alexander Phillips
you sound like a nigger
David Martinez
ever fucked a girl on her period?
Jace Reed
Most alfa thing? Got into thre knife fights with gypsys trying to robb me,the first two times i dint have a knif/machete/katana so i ended up in the hospital,once almost lost a kideney,the second time almost dead. Third time i had a knife and the guy that tried to robb ended up almost dead in th hospital and me in court,had conections in the police so i only got a record for illegal weapon possesion.
Since that 3rd tim i have never left the home (even in the 2007-20017 pecaefull years)without a weapon illegal or not....
Kayden Sullivan
I used to fuck this girl on and off, she was pretty weird and her mother was crazy, but she was a great lay. I hadn't seen her in a while and while I was visiting my friend in prison, she was visiting her stepfather, so we talked and she gave me her new number and address. She lost some weight and looked really good, 8/10. I called a few days later and she told me to pick her up, and to beep the horn when I was in front of her building. I pulled up, but before I could beep the horn, she bolted out of her building and jumped into my car telling me to gun it. Just then, a guy came running out of the house, screaming at me and running after my car as I pulled away, laughing. She told me that it was her boyfriend and that she didn't want him anymore but had nowhere to live, so she just uses him. I brought her home and she took her shirt off and was walking around with her tits out, just to make my dick hard. She has great tits. I fucked her and dropped her off back home. The next day, she called and we went through the same routine, but this time, the guy was crying as he was chasing my car. I finally gave up on her because she was too weird for me and wasn't worth the hassle.
Jordan Lopez
punch my high shool bully. He was slapping me around when I suckerpunched him in the face and he went down. I gave him the time to get up and collect himself. He came at me, so I knocked him down again. He was out cold this time and the whole playground went silent. It wasn't very spectacular and over with very quickly but hey, I was never bullied again. Based dad. Felt good.
Leo Hill
I haven't even touched a girl. I'm 20.
Adam Watson
Fpbp
Joshua Thomas
Some fucker hit my girlfriend at a bar once, I headbutted him then bit a chunk out of his cheek.
Aiden Rogers
feeding cat
Gavin Smith
>romania
Jack Flores
>be me >see a shitty thread on pol >sage it
rekt
Caleb Thomas
>I hope no one sees through my lies:THE Post
Leo Collins
I
Mason Campbell
> when your country so bad you have to call a decade 'the peaceful years' Jokes aside, that sounds terrible and I'm glad you're alright
Evan Jones
>be me >exam day at uni >leftist cuck sits next to me >during the exam, he keeps quietly demanding that i give him the answers >no idea how he does it without getting caught >ignore him and quickly finish writing >i still have 20 minutes left >i decide to quickly scribble out some completely wrong solutions to the problems and give them to the leftist cuck >turn my test in to the professor and leave with a huge smile on my face >turns out, he actually fell for it and failed badly
Owen Fisher
>romania
Daniel Scott
>be me, sophomore year of college >week before finals everyone is drunk as fuck, tons of parties >standing outside some house party >I'm like 15-16 beers in, had a cup of sangria and Canadian whiskey >see girl I know from class walking out of the house with some dude >she's walking with her ex boyfriend, shes drunk as fuck >walk up to them and say hi, immediately put my arms around the girl and kiss her on the forehead >ex-boyfriend looks mad as FUCK >I ask where they're going >"oh he's helping me back to my room, I've never been this drunk, I need to get back" >she then proceeds to tell me that she thinks my flannel looks cute >I don't even say anything at all, just start making out with this girl right in front of the guy >dude is fucking steaming right now, so fucking angry he looks like he wants to punch me >*grabs her arm and tells her it's time to go back to her room and that she's too drunk >I tell him to relax and continue putting my tongue down this girls throat >I say "how about you come back to my room?" >She says yes and tells her ex that she'll see him later >I bring her back to my room and fuck her
I'm not an alpha male at all either. I'm usually quiet as fuck, but I was so drunk that day i was able to be confident enough to do this. The guy literally didn't do anything as I cucked him. I made out with his ex bitch RIGHT in front of him and then stole him from her and he just ignored me for the rest of the year
Gavin Gray
I didn't know bears had hands.
Julian Jackson
His peen was in her mouth at one point. Yuck!
Jaxson Lopez
Sounds like Ireland kek
Jaxon Morgan
Yeah I mean I never really talked much to that girl after that, it was a one time thing really (she was clearly a slut), and like I said only because I was drunk. I'm not pretending to be alpha, I'm not unless I'm so fucked up I just don't care.
He must have not given too much of a shit about her to let me do that. Still I know the guy and he is a huge fucking cuck. I probably could've beaten him in a fight. He was so angry I thought he would have attacked me but he didn't. He probably wanted to fuck her honestly, but I know he's the type of guy that legitimately wanted to bring her back because he was worried about her safety or some gay shit
Been patting myself on the back for years about that whole situation now because I've never done something that cool
be me > grow up > get waifu > find career > raise two kids to be respectable/redpilled >???? >profit
Nolan Ward
Three nigs asked me to "give" them my suede "Davy Crockett" style jacket in Norfolk VA. Said "you want it, take it nig" Tossed #1 through barbershop window using modified O-goshi, disarmed #2 (knife) while permanently crippling him-- tossed knife back to him and dared him to try again while calling him nig (right arm broken at elbow so no chance he would), chased #3 for four blocks into heart of Sec 8 hellhole. Other nigs knew I was crazy, backed off, and watched me beat the bloody fuck out of him right on the porch. Walked away with my jacket and never fucked with agian for remaining three years I lived there. XD
Lincoln Hernandez
Made the woman I love my wife, raising two kids with old school values, providing for my family, teaching my kids how to take care of themselves, hunt, be moral, stand up for what is right.
By far the most alpha things I've done.
William Sanchez
You mean the most beta things you've done right?
Carter Flores
> be me, Lebanese Christian living in America > get on a group trip to glorious Russia > arrive in Moscow after travel > all is going well, some girls, some guys, got to know everyone decently > one day going to hang out with a couple of them in their hotel room > as I'm leaving, someone slams the door on my finger > don't notice it for a few moments, can barely feel any pain > look down and see blood, rage.gif > walk back to the hotel door calmly and slam my fist into it three times to get their attention > some guy answers and I burst into the room > "Who the FUCK did that? Who did that?!" > "i-it was Serbshill, user.." > stare at him for five seconds without breaking eye contact > "If I see you again, you're dead." > couple days go by, shooting the shit with new friends and talking about Putin > I ask, "Hey, where did Serbshill go?" > "a-user, he's been in his room for two days now, he's terrified of going outside and running into you." > mfw
Jeremiah Watson
And how oldwere you? 37?
Kevin Perry
>picking up spic girlfriend
Get out r/thedonald
GET OUT
David Edwards
shut up beach
Hunter Rodriguez
what the fuck is your name
Ayden Cruz
Got over getting dumped in a day I think.
People think I'm a heartless person and no one talked to me after that. Fuck all of them.
Gavin Ross
Why don't you get a fucking job and move out, you worthless shit sack? If you're not a brainlet then go into software engineering and then find a job that you like. I work as a systems administrator for Spectrum (the ISP). I can buy my own tendies and cigs whenever I please.
Eli Jenkins
>>I say "yeah ok bitch I'm going to be in that pussy tonight while you're alone fapping" >fapping I really hope you guys don't say it irl. OP is an anime alpha shinobi.
Angel Cox
I respect him for what he did but that shit ain't alpha my friend
Nicholas Sullivan
Probs bro. Thats why i dont trust women or see myself getting married or being in a serious relationship. Are you a good looking guy?
Carson Martinez
No, the most alpha. While the NEETs bitch about the future of the "right" and make up stories about fist fights, real alphas are reproducing and raising offspring with values that contradict all this new age socialist feminine bullshit.
Isaiah Torres
That pic has some barely legal pussy, user!
Brayden Davis
It's not alpha to make a threat for next time. If you have something to do, you go and get it done. Aside from anything the moment you reveal the intent to hurt someone there's a decent chance they'll take it to you out of fear that you meant your pussy threat.
Levi Ortiz
>a lie would have been I curb stomped him >not that I used the word fapping in real life.
Adrian Brown
That is pretty alpha got to hand it to you bro
William Wood
>few years ago >today was a good day
Fucking fail
Wyatt Miller
What the fuck is a vinegar stroke?
Nathaniel Sanders
Cool story
Gabriel Foster
Like I said, good for you my friend, but it isn't alpha shit at all. It's not alpha to slave your life away for other people, in hopes that your wife doesn't cheat on you and your kids don't end up drug addicts. Marriage and having kids (although a very good thing) is a form of cuckoldry. You and I both know most men who are married are wishing they could be like their single bachelor friends, fucking new women every weekend.
>real alphas are reproducing and raising offspring with values that contradict all this new age socialist feminine bullshit.
I really do respect you for this, honest to God, but real alphas are out fucking bitches. Share a story about that or something
Thomas Reed
No, I'm an overweight/borderline obese 5'11" king of manlets
but I have a great speechcraft game and a thicc benis
Jeremiah Watson
Nice. Props to you user
Brandon Nelson
Lol nice one
Ryan Cox
I had a threesome with two girls in an abandoned plaza of a nature preserve when I was 14. One of them was the wet dream of the whole school, famously big tits, softest skin ever. The other one was a more regular girl that had a lot of guys that wanted to date her. It's not by far the "craziest" thing I've done, but it stands out as I fucked two extremely coveted girls (the big tit one may have been the most) when I was only 14. It was quite an eye opener seeing her suck my cock then witness a kid bring a guitar to school to sing to her in hopes of taking her out to dinner, paying, and maybe, maybe get a kiss goodnight
John Foster
Thanks fellas, since that happened I've been convinced that LEAF whiskey can make anyone alpha. Pic related
Fucking nigger loving mods had to move this to Sup Forums
Jordan Mitchell
>Literally using the "options" bar
Kill yourself OP.
Asher Powell
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David Martin
>tfw this story is obviously fabricated Black guy sounds well-meaning, he did what he thought was right. On top of that he was working toward his higher education, indicates good work ethic. I find it hard not to respect him. It's funny how OP tries to paint the black guy as a bitch but I just see OP as a betacuck faggot who thinks he's alpha. OP is a degenerate.
Jayden Davis
vaporized an entire gang of jews with my mind
Aiden Rivera
>tfw OP tries to be alpha I, personally, can't help but respect the Black guy. He stood up for what he thought was right. On top of that, he was a hardworking guys, and was working toward a business degree. Conversely, OP is a betacuck faggot trying to seem alpha. Fucking degenerate.
Mason Harris
My neighbor used to steal my newspaper so I broke into his house and took a giant shit in his cat's litter box and stole my newspapers back
Xavier Rivera
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Sebastian Gray
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Brandon Adams
>chillin at the usual saturday night bar, talking to another local >qt 3.14 with glasses comes into convo, pretty fucking drunk >she's really drunk, i don't even have to try to charm her >get her name and number >says she doesn't have a bf >then i see her pissed off bf staring me down >she's freaking me the fuck out, being all affectionate to me and trying to make him jealous or something >finally he comes on over like "yo babe what the fuck!" >i apologize like "my bad dawg i had no idea" >he's too pissed off though like "Fuck you man!" >goes to grab my collar but i hit him with a leg kick and left hook to the body. >he falls on the floor cause his liver is now in shock >the place goes quiet, shit, this gonna be a big scene in a crowded bar >i just yell "CHILL THE FUCK OUT!" >help the dude on his feet, he catches his breath and i offer to buy him a drink. >apologize again, explain how my dumbass had no idea
couple days later i hit the girl up and apologized for the scene. we met up the following week, and ended up having a two month long fling on the dl.
Nolan Gutierrez
I told my friend that I like her and hugged her this Friday.