Another day wasted on Sup Forums instead of doing something productive

>Another day wasted on Sup Forums instead of doing something productive

Cut

take one hundred and twenty-six

i miss you

Why don't you learn French faggot?

Guaranteed government job for anyone who is bilingual.

Also, those French Canadian girls might stop regarding you as nothing but human waste for being such a monolingual pleb.

WAGEKEKING AGAIN TOMORROW

I WISH I STAYED A NEETIE

>Learning a language for girls

In the end, everything we do serves to secure our procreation and the survival of our species, either consciously or unconciously. So, might as well accept it and canalize it into something useful.

i thought you were killing yourself?

Why don't you learn Turk faggot?

Guaranteed government support for anyone who is bilingual.

Also, those German Turk girls might stop regarding you as nothing but human waste for being such a monolingual pleb.

Yeah but doing shit for thots is beta as fuck. That's r9k-tier.

>"I'm gunna learn a language for girls... then they'll finally like me!"

>finally started my herb garden today
Just need to buy and plant some more plants

Next thing to do is join the gym.

>Why don't you learn Turk faggot?

Because I am Greek, duh

>tfw haven't been to the gym in two weeks
>TFW ate 35 cumulative oatmeal-chocolate chip cookies in the last two days

CUT MY LIFE

Show feet then

Do a home gym, so if you feel lazy it's right there

I am Greek

Don't really have enough room in my house. Would be cool though. Maybe someday

>Have three 10+ page essays due in less than two weeks
>Had since beginning of January to do them
>Haven't started a single one
>Keep telling myself to do them, but always end up browsing Sup Forums for hours

Fuck, why is my work ethic so terrible Sup Forums? What is it about this site that keeps me distracted so much?

Here's a reaction pic that really sums up my thoughts.

Whoops, wrong image.

I wish I knew how we could fix it