It's a Truman masturbates to his 15 year old cousin's facebook photos episode

>It's a Truman masturbates to his 15 year old cousin's facebook photos episode

>1998
>facebook

pretend he said myspace and the joke still works

>that flash wedding ring
was Truman a player?

It's a camera.

>that episode where truman fingers his ass and we see it through the ring cam

I don't use the word kino lightly bit that was pure fucking kino

Is this just now being played on aussie netflix?

>Its a Truman kidnaps a 5 year old child and they cant stop him episode

>it's a Truman breaks into houses at night and fondles sleeping women but the cast members aren't allowed to stop him or react

>It's a Truman tries to suck his own cock episode

Why did he do it?

>Its a Truman saves all his wank pictures in folders by name and then uploads it to his iPad so he can jerk off with slideshow function in bed

lol as if anyone would do that anyway hehe

>it's a Truman makes semen brownies and the other actors have to eat them because they're not supposed to know

Remember when their Fake Internet glitched and he could access the real one?

Im glad they cut the Power. Do you think he saw himself on Yahoo-News?

>the episodes where he goes on 2+ hour anti-semitic tangent to his wife about how much he hates the Zionist cabal
You can tell the producers are itching to pull the plug but they can't

He found Sup Forums so it's likely. Remember when he posted on Sup Forums for 8 straight hours and even skipped work during Ferguson?

>It's a Truman becomes redpilled and decide to reveal the jewish conspiracy to his last "friends"

Hey that only happened once. All the other times he tried to put bodily fluids in people's food they'd have a "random" accident and end up on the floor--except for that time he pissed in the ice tray and ate the piss cubes. That was pretty gross.

>It's a Truman orders Guns and Nazi-stuff and the producers have to come up with a way to stop him from going on a rampage-episode.

>It's a Truman decides to build an underground bunker because a huge happening is imminent according to him episode

>It's a Truman kidnaps the neighbors girl and holds her in his Bunker episode.

Reminder that S19 was the best Truman season

>gets a job
>gets a girlfriend
>learns how to drive
>loses virginity
>makes honor roll
>graduates
>gets over the heartbreak of losing his childhood dog

He became a man before our very eyes.

im not surprised this stuff didn't happen, he was obviously very derranged with an adolescent personality

>its a Truman runs around the house after his shower singing "GET STUPID GET RETARDED" episode

>it's a Truman gets arrested while trying to buy weed from the neighbourhood kids episode

Classic Truman, but I feel the laugh track was somewhat unnecessary.

>its a Truman tries to enlist in the army but gets talked out of it by his friends episode

Why didnt they just accept that the show was going to become a war drama and create a fake Middle East for Truman to fight in? ratings would have fucking skyrocketed.

>it's a Truman doesn't have any condoms so he goes bareback episode

Call me a pleb all you want, but the early seasons were rubbish. Did anyone really enjoy watching babby Truman do nothing but shit his pants?

>Truman's squad patrolling through a once troubled Baghdad suburb they had slowly purged of insurgents.
>Truman's best buddy gets hit by an IED blast
>superb prosthetic job on busted arm and chest cavity
>he's spitting up fake blood
>Truman is holding him, in tears
>his buddy looks past Truman's face and expresses that his last regret is that he didn't get to try [Brand Name]'s newest flavour of energy drink.

;_;7

>It's a Truman counts his stinky-dinkys episode

Memes aside this movie is fantastic, easily Jim's best

>it's a Truman wants to try anal and the producers convince Cheryl to do it

don't discard your memes

>it's a Truman wants to support Trump but the producers are #mentallyhill and have to stop him trying to attend Trump rallies

>It's a Truman gets kicked out of his University for passing out literature telling the TRUTH about the JEW MENACE and why they should be ERADICATED episode

>it's a Truman rapes a dog and kills it with a shovel while singing Horst Wessel Lied episode

>motherfucker gets an oscar for his performance

>The Truman show cost billions in development
>making even more than that off product placement
>the movie transpires, Truman gets wise
>when he exits the set he gets beaten over the head and drugged
>put right back into the show, his realization towards his situation is all recorded and edited into a what-if special, with an invented actor credited as Truman's 'double'

The bass drop in that song is SIQQ.

yes I do get the fuck over it. now that shes 18 shes on chatturbait making more $$ In a day then you do in a year . so fuck you bitch.

Post that link boi.

>1998
>myspace

>It's Truman escapes the dome but he doesn't realize there are ten more domes to escape from episode.

...

that was actually alluded to in a deleted scene

they had the viewers thinking that leaving earth was impossible cause of some bullshit 'space' lol

Imagine how many Truman Show knockoffs there would have been.
On Sup Forums some contrarian would be making threads about how The Linda Show is the superior patrician's choice because she has qt feet.

What if the Truman Show is just a farce to throw you off the truth that inside the dome is the real world and outside the dome is a construction made to make a television show about YOU.

>It's an el Jefe Trumano makes a run for the SUA border episode.

Terry A. Davis, you card

>not watching the Mohammed Show

USA, god fucking damn it.

> it's an Trumanski fights hand to hand with a bear episode.

>Trumans balls are fiery red and nobody knows what to do about it, not even the producers.

>its another truman cant stop sticking his finger into his butthole and smelling it story arc

>it's a truman wakes up covered in blood after blacking out and starts screaming like a madman in confusion snapping the audience out of their state of shock from the atrocities truman committed episode

>it's a truman accidentally spills his piss bottle on his bed and sleeps in his own piss because he is too tired and depressed to change his sheets season

LOL

>it's a truman rapes a woman but goes scot free because truman being in jail for 20 years is not fun tv episode

>its a Truman jerks off like 7 times i one day episode

Remember seasons 17-20 where there was one of these like every week? Goddamn that nigga would go all out

>its a Truman baneposts on Sup Forums for 13 hours then finds a Truman show general thread and gets redpilled episode

>it's a Truman falls in the shower and isn't moving episode but is still conscious and we can't do anything because he might be suspicious since he's alone in the house with the doors locked episode

Fucking budget constraints and muslim lobby. Would be pretty awesome though.

>Truman starts storing an increasingly large amount of child porn on his laptop and makes plans to abduct a 5 year old girl from the neighbourhood. All the producers can do is pretend a varicella epidemic is keeping every child in a 2 mile radius indoors.

>It's a Truman shows his dick and balls to his 12 year old neighbour and gets away with it because muh niggers

Remember that episode when he abducted gorilla from a Zoo and then abused and raped her for a month? I was sure PETA/Greenpeace-lobby would put a stop to this show for sure.

He goes to trial but the judge decides the woman was asking for it and let's him go.