How do I make films like him

How do I make films like him

go to film school

step 1: don't focus on character development

>Watch Oscar reels from years past
>Make sure every. single. scene. in your movie could be the Oscar Reel moment.
>Shoot lots of handheld on long lenses with really, really overdone production design...
>...Until you get enough rep to do novelty pictures, like "ALL NATURAL LIGHT!", "ALL LONG TAKES!" and "ENTIRELY UPSIDE DOWN IN NIGHT VISION"

>Hi I'm an armchair film expert

Use very good sets and tryhard pseud storytelling.

suck off lubezki
marathon some tarkovsky flicks

>Hi I'm a butthurt Inarritu fan

Abandon character development

>I have no argument so I'll use Sup Forums buzzwords like "butthurt"

>uses buzzwords like "armchair"
>gets butthurt when people say something I don't like

grow up kid

>he thinks armchair is a buzzword

huh

DUDE DEEP

DUDE EN YOUR FACE DEEP

DEEP

This

they tek ur jerbs!

Become a hack

get a greencard before the wall is built

>butthurt
>I used it again mom! pwning these noobs

How far can you put your head up your ass? If you can fit your whole head in then you're on the right track to be just like Naruto :^)

it's a shame that 21 grams was marred by the on-the-nose voiceover and hammy metaphors.

Sasuke was the best character though

step 1) add style

step 2) remove all substance