Ok guys in this thread were all womb mates. We're sharing a womb...

Ok guys in this thread were all womb mates. We're sharing a womb. Now if you don't give me some space I'll strangle you with your own ambilical cord!!!

wouldn't that cause a miscarriage

Nigga, You best not look me in the eyes while Im jackin off.

Wuz good lil bro. Gud thing moms got blacked. Got dis nigger dick not no white boi tiny shit. WE WUZ EMBRYOS ND SHIT

Lol

stop acting like a wigger bitch

>unplugs your placenta

Fuck this guys I smell pussy I'm swimming for it

The sooner we get out of here, the sooner we can all kill ourselves.

This is as close as OP will get to living his fetish.

>ambilical cord

You mad boi? Dont play with me, im wit dem shits yo. We in deez skreets. 1 hunna block, OG shit, GANG GANG GANG, SSSKKRRRTTT GGGRRRRAAAHHH

The thing attached to your stomach while in the fedo position.

Shut up you fucking embryo, your genitals aren't even formed yet

Do you think anything exists out of the womb?

>fedo

Which grade was it, 11th? 10th? maybe even 8th that you fucking dropped out?

woaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

No way, we dont believe in that afterlife gay shit. Stop thinking and go back to doing nothing

C'mon, there must be a higher reason why we've come to be.
A creator, if you will, that nourishes us through our umbilical cords to this very day.

Fug this shit
I'm out

ARE YOU CRAZY?!
YOU'LL FUCKING DIE OUT THERE!! COME BACK HERE!!!

We must thank the great ambilical cord in the sky for feeding us!

When I get out of here, I'm gonna be an abortionist.

MOOOOOOM ... GREG HIT ME.

She can't here you idiot. You have to kick if you want her attention.

...But what if there's something even greater than the Umbilical Cord?
I've been thinking about this, and all evidence seems to confirm that there is a higher power in play.
I call this "power" Mom.

Shut up everyone knows there is no such thing as mom!

How else would you explain how meticulously well the Womb seems to be built to accommodate and sustain us? That's intelligent design, right there.
But sure, go on believing it all just "happened".
Next you'll be telling me that we grew out of an egg.

0k, which one of you pissed in the amniotic liquid?

The bitch that's carrying us gotta be lookin like this

Shut up! Mom is beautiful!

Who's this Lance Bass guy I keep hearing about?

i thought this was hila from h3h3 for a second

why?

hola hermanos!

She is wearing Klein underwear lol