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Garlic Bread edition

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anime

curry

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croikey

suicide edition

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the '00s bf

going to apply for some more jobs today

lie

Slave, Obey Your Master!

made the aforementioned noodles

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t. cuck

happy birthday beto

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It's stragely unsettling that if you get a triple sandwich in a meal deal, someone else somewhere is eating the other half of that very sandwich.

honestly this

women can bring a different perspective and its a bit childish to be trying to sleep with them all the time.

>crippleposter was part of the queens guard

depressing

Zyzzek

men and women can't be friends

73108108
galipoli haha

youtube.com/watch?v=X4bgXH3sJ2Q

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Sulla>Caesar

I didn't die tonight because of you m80

banaged my arms

brainlet

always forget how spicy they are

comes as a not so pleasant shock every single time

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"Authorization" isn't an "America" spelling, it is the Oxford Spelling en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_spelling and until the last few decades was used in The Times and other mainstream UK publications
Basically the use of Z was the proper English way, the Americans kept this way. The use of S crept in from France.
So you have a choice of siding with the yanks or the frogs

you'll be alright

my brain is massive
you've got low IQs

Marius>Sulla>Caesar

trump is modern day sulla

now we wait for the American Caesar to finally kill the American Republic

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Poem from Canadian who fought for Britain, who died shortly after sending this home.

"Why should we fight" he asked me,
"'Cause England is at war?
Why are they fighting now, Dad,
What are they fighting for?
What does it mean to you, Dad,
To babes, and mum, and me?
The Germans won't come here
From away across the sea.
So why should you go there, Dad,
And leave us here to cry?
Is it cause England owns us?
Is that the reason why?"
His eyes look widely at me,
I tightly held my son,
And this is how I answered,
His questions one by one.

"We fight when England calls us,
For in her sacred keep
The ashes of our fathers
Lie in her soil asleep.
And many times for England
They fought that she'd be free,
And they are part of England,
And so, my son, are we.
And some may pass her by, lad,
And some may scorn her hand,
But we must be forever
A part of that fair land.
For everything we have son,
That's good and fine and just
Was washed in British blood
And given to us on trust.

"And we must keep that trust, son,
Against the force of greed.
And fight beside old England
Whenever she's in need.
And once again she's calling
Across the Empire wide,
And all her Empire answers:
"You'll find us at your side"
Oh yes, we're owned by England,
But we own England, too,
As you are part of me son,
And I am part of you"

My arms feel like they're 90 years old. Not sore or creaky or anything, just kind of tired and slow. Like I've just woken up but I can't stretch the feeling away.

Am I dying anons?

>hur dur i`m smart
>men and women can not be friends
Look we have an alone faggot here boyz

no thats 'armless

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I gambled with 'yeah there's enough gravy granules left'. Now my family will suffer a roast with a less than the UK standard of gravy. I'm an awful person.

UHHH AHHH UHHH AHHH UHH :bananas:

stoners aren't profound, they're vacuous

if you're going to defend a drug for being an intellectual simulant at least suggest opium or acid

imagine being such a hapless sap you could not handle even vaguely spicy food. absolute state of the runts

tinder time lads

beautiful

No one speaks cartel language here hombre just stop

What do women see on their version of Tinder?

no regrets filtering vulgar latin countries

2 weeks later this lad starts posting on r/asianmasculinity

>gravy granules
>not Bisto
FOY

only use granules to thicken gravy made from stock from cooking the roast. don't need much, in fact, you can also just use cornflour to thicken it

dick pics

*enters the thread in brazillian*

you know michael
my brother lives in boulder
rory flenderson
you should look him up

73108273
don't be bad hahahahaahhahaha

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thailad.zz.mu/hotcum

based

*gets shot*

>tfw exhausted all the good erotic material relating to your fetish

virus

gravy is easy to make anyway
butter, onions, stock cube (optional), salt, water

whats your fetish?

hahaaaaaaaaaaaa

*overhears a conversation*
rory... flenderson... from boulder
heh

> mfw toby tries to talk to me

>don`t be mad hahhhahahahahha
Invades USA by the Baja Desert

Lesbian foot domination

anime and duolingo """psh""" hahahahaha

just did a big sloppy poo out the so-called bum

theres absolutely loads of that out there

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waking up in 3 hours

gnight

>You'll cowards

interesting species the americans

It's all shit though and it doesn't conform to my specific version of the fetish

Still making the shitty joke about anime and duolingo

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bananas

business idea; make tv shows that are not shit

What about Canada?

business ideas

we all slit our wrists

So what you're saying is that the rich should give money to the poor?

A Mexican, a Brazilian and an Argentine walk into /brit/...

poofter
it doesn't matter, people pay for the channel anyways

""argentine""
hahaha WTF pirates ahaahaha

They are talking how white they are

Cheer up, puppers. It gets better.

>it doesn't conform to my specific version of the fetish

the australian barkeeper looks up and says "get the fuck out"

ants are very interesting

i love /brit/friends

Cunts are never getting robbed in a favela
youtube.com/watch?v=CVceoX-pX0I

for you

do you love me

most stoners are braindeads anyways,
every furry also (((just happens))) to be a pothead

We're talking about nutrients and calories. Not capital.

Redistribution of food would solve bother under-nourishment and over-nourishment.

why so many spicks?

Ahh yes ITV

cunts