How many goals would he score if he played for Sunderland?

How many goals would he score if he played for Sunderland?

>moyes

>implying he would start over DeGOAT

Many more than he does now since the EPL is a joke.

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Messi: 10-15
Maradona: 4-8
Pele: would call quits after 5th fixture because he expected to be playing plumbers and part-time "athletes"

very few, he couldn't handle the physicality of the Championship, which is where Sunderland will play from next season onwards

He'd get frustrated about 20 mins in that his team can't string more than 3 passes together and then walk off the field in a huff

100 billion

Probably like 20 or so per season. Then he'd get signed by a better club and get right back to scoring 30-45.

this. or autisticessi would just ball-hog and ruin defenses (have we all forgotten those runs he makes?)

>english physicality meme
let's not euphemize the english's inability to *play*

>MUH STATS

about a dozen, the epl is far far more harder to score in than in leliga

He would tear the pl a new arse and finger it until he retires

Nowadays, 30-40

But 5-10 years ago, probably 15 or so (and still 0 against Chelsea)

This

Mid 2000's Premier League have the best defenders in the world after the Italian league. 2010-present the defence is a joke probably the worst out of the big 4 leagues.

100s, real madrid would have snatched him up.

These numbers please me

Below 10. Will be injured for half season because more tackle unlike lel liga

>Defoe/Anichebe/Messi front 3
>There's a universe where this exists

literally zero.

Pele was playing in the most powerful League in the world. He would destroy the EPL, a league in which NONE of the GOATs did play.

Shawcross would break his legs and he'd be out for the season, so 0

Henry was still scoring 25+ per season. Ronaldo had 31. Do you really think that Messi couldn't easily score 30?

They try to break his legs every game.

>(have we all forgotten those runs he makes?)
implying he scores all his goals that way
he'd score five or so a season and then very little else because unlike barca Sunderland would not provide him with in any way decent service

Even >Torres could score 24 goals a season back then m8
Messi would score 50 by January

He wouldn't start because he isn't strong and doesn't protect the defense on the sides
Also, he isn't tall, so he doesn't help the plan of hoofing the ball to the CF and fishing for fouls on the side/corners.

>Le epl is a rough league meme

about tree fiddy

He scored a hattrick a month ago against City retards