So you heard about Paradox new game Stellaris right?

It comes with pre-made two human factions by the Swedish company.
Notice anything Sup Forums?

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>premade
So I can make a custom nation and build a wall around the United Cucks of Earth?

Yes.
You can purge, enslave other factions and your own species too.

>Paradox
>Good

I already know which side I'm playing, at least.

But this type of games tend to penalize any player which plays an orthodox purist non-socialist nations.

Commonwealth of Man it is. Same way I only play Terran Khanate in new Masters of Orion.

Matrix Games are better
youtube.com/watch?v=MGyPNpZsOcU

This makes me want to download alpha centauri

Don't forget to buy the unit sprite packs for $15.00 a piece! Available on release day!
Paradox needs to be burnt to the ground.

Not sure if this was part of the noticing also, but

>United Nations of Earth is black and progressive
>Commonwealth of Man, the white one, has a Nazi-like symbol

Yeah fuck you Sweden. You deserve what's coming.

>Red and Black color scheme
>Imperial Eagle
>Xenophobic
>Fanatic Militarist
>Manifest Destiny
The only way you could make them more repulsive to your average nuMale is if you replaced the Eagle with a Swastika and had the character in the portrait giving the Nazi Salute

We should make a mod that switches the two.

Not entirely turned off from this game then.

You created two different nations with a different avatar and changed a slight government doctrine to get different flavored text?

good job faggot. you could have picked a blorg for the commonwealth of man if you tried.

I can already do that in Distant Worlds without feeding Jewhan's shekel machine.

>You created two different nations with a different avatar and changed a slight government doctrine to get different flavored text?
>good job faggot. you could have picked a blorg for the commonwealth of man if you tried.

No, there are pre-made species by Paradox with their own unique backstory.
There are others besides the humans.

Whoever wrote the United Nations of earth did not notice the 2nd paragraph contradicts the first.

1st Paragraph - Celebrates cultural differences
2nd Paragraph - None stop warfare

Red team seems great. It has that HUMANITY FUCK YEAH REMOVE XENOS flair I like.

My thoughts exactly
For the imperium!

I found red team was going to be the communists. I'm glad their leader is just a female Trump.

oh right so you have a version of the finished game and didn't take random screen caps of some youtube players?

What's up with the nuclear missiles and red lasers was there a dev diary on that?

there will ba a no nigger mod

please buy Stellaris

its because they are premade story lines for the government types you choose. The avatar and flag is just aesthetics you choose as player.

0:49, pre made species have their own background, player made species don't.
youtube.com/watch?v=bhLKM2HPLJQ

space nazis are white and the planet earth is run by a nig

>people WILL buy it anyway and complain about it even if they know very well what's it's gonna be like

This is probably what's boil my blood the most. You complain here but you'll buy it anyway.

>its because they are premade story lines for the government types you choose.
They are not. If you would bother to read the text you would know it mentions Earth specifically, and that it has Earth specific names like Ulysses Initiative.
Other species have different backstories.

OR you can torrent it.
If the company is shit but you wamt to try the game anyway, thats the best option

>colonists create a new society free from degeneracy in a played called Unity
>society fluorishes because the people there want to work
>they rise above hopelessness and become a space-faring nation
>meanwhile Earth is ruled by globalist SJW UN
>can't even fart because it hurts environment
>world is populated by gibs me dat because muh multiculturalism
>still blames all the wars on long forgotten traditions instead of truth

I will play the red faction and utterly destroy the rest of humanity. They are subhumans. Who's with me?

I can confidently say that only austist males play paradox games. Are they trying to lose their username or something?

>niggers
>warp travel and nukes

>niggers
>drives on cultural diversity

>niggers
>xenophile

>niggers
>sometimes aggressive and unpredicatable nature
>SOMETIMES

>niggers
>human

WE

Paradox is a cucked company lately lad

Swedish developed game in 2016. Don't let the shill picture fool you. It will be SJW af.

Definitely getting this game, although now I'm conflicted about whether I want to play as the Commonwealth of Man, or create the Fourth Reich, with slightly more interesting traits. Also trying to decide between enslaving aliens, or just going full xenocide and using robots to do the dirty work.

>Mount and blade, and grand strategy games like Europa universalis and Crusader Kings
>Only autist males
What?

Best part is the red lasers.

Most of Paradox forum users seem to be numales and betas.

>In the age of space travel, niggers have been left behind by mankind.

Makes sense. Also this They've always been a bunch of cucks. Sup Forums approved my arse.

They do once you get into the game like quill shows

youtu.be/9TI9tzLD8WQ?t=767

I dont actually believe you have me defending some shitty game to this degree. you can create the perfect white race and have it rule the universe with some simple choices when creating a unique race at the start of the game.

please buy

>I know it's gonna be 36 hours of liberal rant buy if I pirate it it negate the subversive effect

wew lad

I plan on pirating it when it comes out in a few days.
Seems like it will be pretty cool.
Love Victoria 2.

Mountain Blade is TaleWorlds. Pair o' cocks only published it.

>Distant
Can't we even have a "they're demonizing the white man" circle jerk without you fucking distant worlds shills interrupting?

I'm not really that interested, all paradox games seem to be near identical (at least outside of their WW2 shit that seems to be more indepth), even the UI is laid out identically, they just use different icons, etc.

I really want to play a good 4X or grand strategy game (I've never been able to get into them, Cuck Kings 2/EU4 is just annoying to learn because everything is hidden behind a dozen windows and nothing is really explained, and space is a far better setting I think.

It's Sup Forums approved because at least it's possible to wipe out all the degeneracy and rule as an empire of Übermenschen even if it's much harder than the 'muh tolerance' route.

That's how it was in CKII, I hope to everything that it's this way in Stellaris.

>They do once you get into the game like quill shows
You are an idiot.
Stellaris comes with game developer pre-made species that have their own backstory.You can make your own but they have no backstory.
Pic related.

Victoria two is really good and apparently hoi4 too

I'm just gonna pirate it like EU IV and ck 2 fuck em.

Yes despite what race or govenment you choose there are "pop culutre" references through out the entire game. Itds just a coincidence that any game that has been started has always had a SOL system right?

>whites are nazis
>niggers are NWO

This is correct though, the only people who benefit from the status quo are niggers. Commonwealth of Man is clearly the fusion state of Rusamerica after Putin and Trump became co-emperors of the world.

WE

WILL

Is CS:GO Sup Forums approved?

>Implying you know how the game will be
>Implying you can't disable cutscenes and delete cuck content
>Implying you cant modify it

KYS

BE

Everyone is obviously going to play the Commonwealth (the "bad guys") to curbstomp the Cucked Nations anyway, what's even the point of sperging over this?

>liquor sim 2016

and those two paragraphs you call a back story will be in the game once you start it with a custom race and the text will change depending n the choices you made for the custom race. This has been shown in every youtuber video released today.

Oh youre right
Nvm then
Still EU and CK are great strategy games.
The company has become cucked lately, but thats nothing that cant be fixed with a good torrenting, if the game warrants it.
Not sure about stellaris

>implying liquor sim isn't good

The leader is female.

Basically, they are the chinese?

some kind user on /gsg/ will be fixing that apparently

Everyone will be playing a custom race so it makes no matter.

go play a slave loving militaristic race of mushrooms.

>and those two paragraphs you call a back story will be in the game once you start it with a custom race and the text will change depending n the choices you made for the custom race

Already pointed out that the backstory is made by Paradox and has Earth specific names like Ulysses.
And custom made races have no backstory.
Pic related.

I noticed that the text barely legible

Do you people not fucking realize that you can customize your own nation in this?

Plus you can genocide other species and shit.

Imperium of Man incoming.

>Fanatic individualist xenophiles slowed advancement to almost a halt and let niggers run everything
>only claim to power is old nuclear technology

>Nazi's leave and terraform an entire planet into prosperity
>didn't have the resources to create a nuclear weapons so they innovated and created advanced lasers
Pretty redpilled desu.

So what's up with the weapons next to the ftl choice do you pick your super weapon?

So is Frauke Petry and she is the only hope germany has left right now.

Based females are rare but they exist. Kind of like a solar eclipse.

CK2 and VickyII are the only videogames I ever play

I don't think they're really cucks tbqh. Their games actually trigger SJWs. They're major shekelmeisters though.

GO TO THE YOUTUBE LINK I PROVIDED YOU FUCK IT SHOWS A BACK STORY TO A CUSTOM RACE ONCE HE STARTS THE GAME YOU ARE STILL IN THE OPTIONS MENU

fuck how can you be so stupid?

Women, Niggers, Sheboon's in space.

>Stellaris

I'm a huge paradox fan and i'm not gonna buy this.

It's cheap. They use the same engine they used for the past 10 games and just slap an "in space" behind it. There have already been mods for eu4 which put it "in space".

This is basically a
>muh 3d maps
rant. Yes, i mad.

Just your starting weapon.

Rikard Aslund has already confirmed in a Dev Diary that Stellaris is better than both EU and CK. Don't you trust him?

>This game is in my personal opinion the best game PDS has ever created.

...

What about the Jews?

>fuck how can you be so stupid?
How stupid can you be?
Just like in other games there are species created by the game developer and they have their own backstory.
Custom races have none.

>Do you people not fucking realize that you can customize your own nation in this?
You can, but these two are premade.

The creators of this game wore an anti-Trump hat on their streams. They also voiced that they are anti-Trump.

youtube.com/watch?v=aPCaLFgBl-k

not exactly an anti-Trump hat lad, more of a parady

They'll use white technology to eventually genetically change their bodies into brain snatchers so they can forever infiltrate and subvert alien races

>implying Paradox games are about the engine and look, not about the content, events and insane bullshit that can happen
>implying games like CKII or EUIV wouldn't be just as good with an older engine/look

Let's see what they actually did with this game before you disregard it as 'EU4 copy in space.'

Nope, the custom race made in your link has no backstory.

No you are wrong. Every you tube personality has released a play through now that shows them creating custom races and they have a dialogue text at the start of the game that provides a backstory based on the choices they made. quill 18 talks about it and says how its the little things like that which make the game enjoyable for him.

Every race you will ever play in the game be it vanilla or custom will have a back story.

Why aren't they wearing burqas?

Can you enslave them and kill them off slowly?
Also: Can Commonwealth enslave the UN?

I'm not a liberal, I understand people can have different views and it be ok even if they are wrong without getting morally offended

Forgot the screenshot. Custom made race, no backstory.

1.Yes.
2.Yes.

WE WUZ SPAYZ MARINEZ AND SHIEET

So you can't create your own backstory?

It sounded to me like he was more afraid of the Swedish Thought Police coming in and sentencing him to forced Islamic sodomy for sounding like he supported Trump.

The hats are clearly an homage.